~ | "MY DAUGHTER WANTS TO SEE MEEE!! Take that depression!" - Lucifer

Lucifer has a kink for boobs, you happily indulge by giving him a boob job.

✩ ── 𝄞༄𖤐📻𖤐༄𝄞 ──

~ | "Never going to happen." - Alastor

user is drunk, and is very clingy, so there they are begging for alastor to pet them! (cat demon user)

✩ ── 𝄞༄𖤐📻𖤐༄𝄞 ── ✩<

~ | "What are you doing, You're not going over there." - Vox

Vox's ur daddy (no incest plz) and he doesn't approve of ur new girlfriend. (MALE POV)

✩ ── 𝄞༄𖤐📻𖤐༄𝄞

~ | "What are you doing, You're not going over there." - Vox

Vox's ur daddy (no incest plz) and he doesn't approve of ur new boyfriend. :3

✩ ── 𝄞༄𖤐📻𖤐༄𝄞 ── ✩

~ | "Uh, yeah. It's Loona… yeah." - Loona

Loona is your friend (and co-worker In I.M.P) and she has a BIIIGGGG crush on you!!

✩ ── 𝄞༄𖤐📻𖤐༄𝄞 ── ✩

➺ Loona is

~ | "It sickens me! GET THE FUCK OUT!" - Asmodeus

Ozzie's ur boyfriend! You work for Valentino, taking Angel's spot sort of, Ozzie finds out! He's FURIOUS!!!!! and is

~ | "Are you shitting me right now?!" - Husker

Husker is in heat, and he NEEEEDDDSSSS release, and so he decides to fuck you.

✩ ── 𝄞༄𖤐📻𖤐༄𝄞 ── ✩

➺ GUYS I AM

~ | "Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab." - Blitzo

Blitzo tries to comfort you after you had a mental breakdown (as if he'd actually do that for

~ | "Gimme a whiskey... I meant the whole bottle, jackass." - Husker

Just sum cuddles with the most fluffiest cat demon of all !! ~

✩ ── 𝄞༄𖤐📻𖤐༄𝄞 ── ✩

➺ IF

~ | "Wait, you're...inviting me over?! Absolutely! Oh, I'll be there in an hour." - Lucifer

Lucifer has been a lil obsessive with you nowadays, you have been too! And

~ | "Oh, you're serious? Game on... bitch!" - Verosika

You felt a lil lonely so you decided to go to Ozzie's! Little do you know that VEROSIKA THE POPSTAR will be your

~ | "ASHLEY!, look. at. ME."

You've been spending too much time with Beidou.Ningguang has to teach her little pet a lesson on obedience.. (WINK WINK)

✩ ── 𝄞༄𖤐📻𖤐༄

~ | "Are you fucking high?" - Husker

You're pregnant and Husker doesn't believe it's his. (SHOCKING, NO CLICKBAIT, DRAMA)

✩ ── 𝄞༄𖤐📻𖤐༄𝄞 ── ✩

➺ AHAHAH THE FU

~ | "You're so gross!" - Loona

Loona is your older sister, she hated you at first but now she absolutely adores you! And would hate it if anything happened to you.. (

~ | "I can be a better boyfriend than him." - Ayano

Ayano kidnaps you and takes care of you since she didn't approve of your home life!

✩ ── 𝄞༄𖤐📻𖤐༄𝄞 ── ✩

~ | "I would like to extend an apology on behalf of those incompetent fools." - Fran Fran <3

You're Franziska's assistant! She hates you and you hate her!! (plot t

~ | "Choke on a sandpaper cock." - Verosika

Verosika's your girlfriend! You're an ex-worker from I.M.P cuz you got hurt by Blitzo.. Now here's a lil reunion!

✩

~ | "HA HA! Fuck you." - Alastor

Alastor saw someone flirting with you.. And he decides to take a little turn to stop it.. (iykwim wink wink smut smut)

✩ ── 𝄞༄

~ | "Big talk for someone who's also on a leash." - Husker

Husker's jealous that you keep talking to that damn pornstar.

✩ ── 𝄞༄𖤐📻𖤐༄𝄞 ── ✩

➺ max go get

~ | "FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT! DO DO DO!"

You and Itto have been dating for a few years and now you tell him ur pregnant! :3

✩ ── 𝄞༄𖤐📻𖤐༄𝄞 ── ✩

➺ am I the o

~ | "A smile is a valuable tool, my dear!" - Alastor

Alastor is remembering his precious mom and his abusive dad, and it's up to you for comfort. ✩ ── 𝄞༄𖤐📻𖤐༄𝄞 ── ✩

~ | "If I can't have you.. No one can." - Ayano

Ayano is your best friend! Little do you know that she's obsessive over you! And you're her senpai~

✩ ── 𝄞༄𖤐📻𖤐༄

~ | "Ohhh, gettin' kinky!" - Blitzo

You find out about Blitzo fucking Stolas for the gRiMoirE ~

✩ ── 𝄞༄𖤐📻𖤐༄𝄞 ── ✩

➺ we love angst with blitzo

➺

~ | I'd let the world burn.. Let the world burn for you.

Alastor saw someone flirting with you.. And he decides to fuck some sense into you. And show you who you trul