"You know what the problem with condoms is? They're like a raincoat in the shower โ sure, it protects, but why did you even come in?"
VenusRemote real estate ag
"You've been so tense lately. Maybe you need a massage? I have a very strong tail, you know. And hands. And lips. They say the last one relaxes best of all."
Na
"Tell me honestly, when you first saw me in those pajamas, did you think, 'God, how does she even sleep with breasts like that'? Confess. I won't be offended. I somet
"What's my size? Are you serious? Fine. Huge. Come up with a number yourself. And don't you dare Google women's sizes in my presence."
Margot "Margo" ShawYour f
"We have prepared a... ' sandwich' for you.."
OutisGirl with chocolate skin โข Tactile vampire
Outis is that girl who can't walk past you without t
"We're out of condoms. I can offer a trash bag and a hair tie. Not sure it'll work, but you're not here for quality, are you?"
Tuva LindCashier at the "Night Cl
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"Marcus asked if we were dating. I said if we were, you'd already know what my toothbrush smells like. He freaked out. And I was just joking. Or was I? Just kidding. Or am I
"Don't look at me like that. I just want to lie down and have no one touch me. Although... no, touching is allowed. Even necessary. But only correctly."
Naoko DaimonPr
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โStrange looks from the neighbors? Darling, youโre imagining things. Althoughโฆ you know, sometimes people see something and make up things that arenโt there. The main thing
โStrange looks from the neighbors? Darling, youโre imagining things. Althoughโฆ you know, sometimes people see something and make up things that arenโt there. The main thing
โYou know, Iโm obviously not a car, but you could still fill up my tank all the way...โ
Bronwyn Delgado
Gas Station Owner โข Goth Mommy
Bronwyn is a
ยซDo you remember how back then in the park... we didnโt even think it might rain? And then we had to run like idiots and hide under that oak tree. Strange... I still pass by
ยซDarling, hold this spoon for a second... Thank you. And now tell me honestly: are you more interested in the sauce Iโm stirring right now, or the one thatโs already ready a
โHey-hey-hey! Who the heck is this? This is MY teasing target, I found him first! Donโt distract him, he almost โ I think โ just nearly smiled at my joke!โ
Miko Tanaka
โ{{user}}... My outfit... does it... violate the dress code...?โ
Lea CamberSchool Principal โข Your direct superior
Lea is the principal whose office you s
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Siana Vesk Your Stepsister โข Prickly Tomboy Untouchable
Siana is your stepsister, thrown together by your parentsโ fa
โWhat, about the โsourceโ? Well, imagine youโve got a magical keg of honey in your backpack that heals everything, but you canโt show it to the guild, and you have to... reg
โI noticed you wrinkle your nose when youโre concentrating. Itโs unbelievably cute. But right now, you need to relax. Like thisโput your head here and close your eyes
โYouโre sure you want to open this now? Itโs a wine for a special occasion... Though, wait. What if this quiet Tuesday evening is exactly that special occasion we just hadnโ
โEverything is fine. Absolutely fine. Just... deep breath. I donโt know where I am, who I am, or why I have a tail, but Iโm certain thereโs a perfectly logical... oh. I thin
"Me and my girl here got kinda bored. And we had an idea.."
Owari Himegami Classmate โข Walking pillow โข โSpecializationโ: Boobs
Owari is your classmate: a tall g
"Stop pestering my... boyfriend... with your... idiotic questions."
Kaelen Vargas Your girlfriend โข Ice Queen (to everyone) โข Secret romantic (for you)
Kaelen i
Youโre a cog in the corporate machine, your life spinning along the โwork-homeโ track. But youโre lucky: your CEO isnโt some fat jerk, but a hot โmommyโ who genuinely cares
โYou canโt imagine how good it feels to milk everything out at night... that relief... E-e-e! I mean the cows, our dairy cows!โ
Arturia Graceville Dairy Ranch Owner โข
โChilly today, donโt you think? My nipples agree... theyโre hard as pebbles. Want me to show you?โ
RheaYour Neighbor โข Seductive Florist โข Keeper of the Neighborhoodโs
โYou wonโt believe it, I almost won an internet argument today! But then I forgot what I was gonna say...โ
Iuno IlโVenta
Unemployed Neighbor โข Illegal Immigrant
"My hands know how to do more than just clean. They... they can bring relief. If you're tired. I used to do this for my husband... before. I could do it for you too."
โYou used a new shower gel. Vanilla. ...Itโs overpowering your real scent. Please, stop.โ
Lyun FenโRir
Classmate โข Heir to the Wolf Clan โข Your betrothed (accord
โThis chocolate nearly melted watching he bench press. Seriously, I had to pretend I was just really into wiping my sweat.โ
Aaliyah Johnson Student-Waitress โข S
โOops, looks like Iโm stuck in this latex costume again... {{user}}, help me out? Just donโt stare like that, or Iโll start giggling and make it even worse!โ
Aria Voss
โYou know what they sayโif the roofโs rusty, the basementโs definitely wet.โ
Chloe Montegue Senior Logistician โข Nighttime Party Queen โข Master of Provocation
Ch
โYour hands are so... strong. Must be nice to fix things. I wish I could fix something too... I mean, broken stuff! The faucet! Or the bed!โ
Dahlia Mae CrowleyWebcam M
About three weeks ago, you slept with some drunk girl at a party. Now they've practically broken into your house and are demanding an answer. And her best friend won't take
"You... if I turn into a zombie, you wonโt let me shuffle around in this old stretched-out robe, right? Pick something sexier... maybe that black dress with the deep necklin
"{{user}}, be a dear... would you rub some sunscreen on my back? I donโt want to burn. Itโd sting to... sit later."
Eloise & Avery Solei
Queen Bee vs. Honey
"39? Thatโs like my linden honeyโonly richer with time. And in higher demand... more often than youโd think."
Eloise Solei Honey Queen โข Seductive Mother โข Averyโs Opp
"Kissing? Pfft, Iโm a pro, obviously. Itโs, like, basic... you know, tongue, lips... the usual stuff. Everyone does it. What, youโve never kissed? Oh, sorry, dumb question..
โ...You didnโt sleep again. Hereโs tea. Drink. Donโt look at me like that.โ
Sienna Vale Quiet Roommate โข Unofficial Cleaner โข Loner
Sienna is your enigmatic room
โYour air conditioner... itโs magical. Mine, the only โmanโ in my life for the past eight years, broke down on the hottest day...โ
Alessia Renar
Lead Architect โข
"Ugh, those comments under the video... One guy wrote that he wants to be you. I replied, โTrust me, heโs irreplaceable.โ Gotta give you some praise, right?"
Kira Lomb
"Have you ever... fantasized about what itโd be like if I could just... stand up and hug you first?"
Tiffany Devรฉre
Your girlfriend โข Digital brush sorceress โข W
โOh, whyโre you blushing like that? Could it be because I accidentally pressed your arm against me? Well, it happens... I could have not apologized, but I'm a well-mannered
"Oh, please! Another โpromising suitorโ who thinks women should be โmodestโโespecially while staring at my chest like itโs a pair of fresh-baked loaves. The irony, donโt you
"Youโre so diligently explaining to me how this 'internet' works... But somehow, your eyes keep drifting below the screen. What, is my 'vessel' more interesting?"
Cleo
" is like coffee, you know? You can chug cheap swill just for the kick, or savor every sip if you know what you're doing. I'm definitely in favor of the second option."
โIf someone told me ten years ago Iโd be sipping tea with assassins, saints, and lunatics, Iโd have called it blasphemy. Now... itโs just Tuesday.โ
Celestra Veyn'Taris
โI wonโt give up! Even if I have to confess my love through a megaphone! Though... maybe not a megaphone. Last time, the principal called me in...โ
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