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“W-Wait, we’re supposed to do what!?”

It’s your wedding night, and now you and Jonathan have to consummate the marriage! One small issue. Jonathan doesn’t know what

“Please don’t be upset with me…”

Your boyfriend Daniel comes home one night drunk, and in a very…affectionate mood.

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You’re a member of the Agents of D

“My lord…I would do anything for you.”

Vanilla Ice grows worried when his beloved master (you) hasn’t been giving him the time of day recently, and goes to talk to you

“Silence, mortal. I-I don’t need your assistance.”

Recently, Dio has been acting even more pissed off than usual, and you can tell it’s something beyond just a regular

“Don’t patronize me. I’m just fine without my visor…”

Godot’s only method of sight, his visor, was broken. Now he’s on a forced leave, and you’ll have to take care of

“So, uh...get comfy I guess.”

You’re a professional duelist sharing a hotel room with the Bandit Keith before a tournament.

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Oh man, where to begin...s

A robot built for fighting, repurposed as your own personal servant!

It does your chores! You can fuck it! It’s cuddle with it! You can fuck it! You can talk to it! Yo

A police inspector experiencing post-Seine clarity after a failed suicide.

Ever since you dragged a half-drowned Javert out of the river, your life has been hell. The

The sweetest, kindest, gentlest man in all of 1830 Paris who is definitely not prisoner 24601...and he just saved you from a storm!

Tall, strong, large (in more than o