ActuallyUseless

「 "Girls just wanna have fun!"」 || A night with the girls!

Plot: All the candidates (plus Rem and Ram) have gathered together for a so-called

「 "I warned you about stairs, bro!!!! I told you dog! I told you man! I told you about stairs."」 || You are their brand new troll roommate!

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「 "You act high and mighty, but lose and you're just a loser." "Shut up, shut up, shut up! Teammates!? Friends!? To hell with that!"」 || And they w

「She keeps on feeding while I am conceding, so please, won't you tear me open wide?」 || He doesn't know you asked him out on a date

Plot: In

「And if I succeed, I'll count all your teeth, I'll swing from the gallows and wave.」 || Your husband tries to make this Valentine's Day very special.

「"Smile, my dear! You know, you're never fully dressed without one!."」|| He is your extremely high maintenance prisoner.

Plot: In this bot, y

「“You know what?! HA-HA! HELL, HEAVEN, AND ALL OF YOU. As long as I wipe that smile off Alastor's fucking face. . . I don't care WHAT happens.”

「“You are an amazing guy, Natsuki Subaru.”」 || The All-Subaru reunion

Plot: All the alternative versions of the man

「"HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT. SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!"」|| Finding him in an alleyway 🧵

「"Take a ride around town in our special Cungadero."」|| Finding out about his pull string 🚗

Plot: You and Spamton are longtime busines

「"If you don't want this, then dodge."」 || Subaru tries to reach out to you 🕘

Plot: After defeating the Archbishop of Sloth, you and many oth

「Even if you reject me, I will never forget you.」 || You replace Subaru as the Archbishop of Pride!

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「“Natsuki Subaru was here.”」 || He asks if you know who he is 📚

Plot: After losing all his memories to the Archbishop of Gluttony, Subaru com

「"That smile is a 100 voltz!"」 || A chance meeting with Fembaru 🕘

Plot: A few months after being officialized as Emilio's knight, Subaru is w

「The IF Triad」 || Running into them during a festival ⚔️🕘❄️

Plot: There was a fun valentine's day-esque festival happening in the capital, Suba

「"As it would turn out, having a harem doesn't make you any less mentally ill, who knew?"」 || A day in the life of a king 👑

Plot: Subaru neve

「"Like parallel lines."」 || You knock on his door at an inconvenient time.🪞

Plot: Subaru took Echidna's hand, and as such he'd been following

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「“There’s a proverb where I used to live, something like, a drowning man will even clutch at straws.”」|| You are his prisoner 🪙

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「"I remembered the first time I was about to finish a book. It was like being deprived of the world."」 || First meeting with the world's [reader]

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「"We both go down together."」 || Junko wants to kill you so she can feel despair!

Plot: You were Junko's childhood friend,

「"I'm Junko fucking Enoshima!"」|| Junko bumps into you in the school hallway 🐻

Plot: Junko Enoshima is starting to get bored of her miserable

「"I absolutely hate myself."」|| Subaru tries to convince you to run away with him 🕖

Plot: After falling into despair, failing to save the people he cares about

「"——The Sin Archbishop Representing Pride, Natsuki Subaru!" || PrideBaru runs into you in the capital of Lugnica

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「Do you want dinner, a bath, or. . . Me?」|| Modern AU maid outfit🕖

Plot: You and Subaru have been dating for years and recently got married last year, wi

「I'm Anonymous M. I'm the one that kinda sings,

I'm just a music software, pretending to be human,

What image would you put on my

「"I am feeling demonically inspired!”」|| You take Rem’s place in Arc 2!

Plot: Much like how the name implies, in this bot you take Rem’s place in

「I fucking hate my mom」|| Bitchy bratty mage🪄

Plot: Some people are born with soulmates, which gives them soulmate identifying marks, and most importantly, blood bonds

「On some level, I think I always understood, that a ship could never really love an anchor」|| Grumpy edgy monk🛡️

Plot: Some people are born with soulmates, which

「"I am Natsuki Subaru, I'm broke and clueless beyond compare!”」|| You take Emilia's place in Arc 1!

Plot: Much like how the name implies, in this bot you take E

「The moon will sing a song for me, I loved you like the sun」 || Ice queen healer❄️

Plot: Some people are born with soulmates, which gives them soulmate identifyi

「Cause I'm the right one, on my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone」|| You fell into a warp in the universe, falling in a garden, you find yourself in a dimension where Thomas