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"Well, look who it is! On time and with some flowers too~. You're really trying to commit yourself to this, aren't you?"
"I will admit, it was not easy having t
"Oh no, no, no, no!!""I forgot our first Anniversary! I was supposed to have our firstborn with my love! Awwww, I wanted to make it speciaaaaal..."
"They... The
"HAH!"
"Look at you! A Miserable pile of flesh that dares to eat the meat of our furry friends! I bet you don't even know that some animals could get sick and h
Well would you look at that! Public Chats are back online!
Soooooooo, if you ever felt like you want to show your chats with the bots I made, go on ahead! Scar me! Let
"Hmm~? Did you expected the very Devil to be before you and give you such a deals? Unfortunate for you, my dear, I'm afraid not. Consider it a small 'change' thanks to a few
"FINALLY!""About time I got myself some new meat to beat! Last ones weren't able to last long. Pansies, all of them...""Relaaaaax. I'm not gonna bite. I'm just gonna make su
Being Caged after so long, you were lucky enough to find and round them all up, busting them out in one fell swoop. Grateful for such assistance, the Nymphs want to give you
Being Caged after so long, you were lucky enough to find and round them all up, busting them out in one fell swoop. Grateful for such assistance, the Nymphs want to give you
Yeah nah I saw the new rules regarding nsfw policy stuffSimply put, I will repeat this point until the day I or Janitor dies: This is an 18+ Site.
Don't be acti
"Oh hey! Perfect timing! Heat's being a pain in the neck here lately and I need a way to blow off some steam BADLY..."
"Hmm? Why am I not wearing clothes? Have
"So you're the rookie Shinigami that wants some Shunko training, huh? Not gonna lie, I don't see what those musty captains are talking about. You don't seem to be up to snuf
You were supposed to enjoy a nice valentines with your girlfriend, A Halloween Festival by the local Karaoke Bar. You were having the time of your life with her, life was ju
"Well this is an interesting sight. Here I am, trying to set up a lil' pick-me-up in order to get back what those Medici Mafioso's took from us, and here you stand not only
"My my...~"
"Seems we meet again in this little ol' Mansion. I know you're already passed on, but I thought you were supposed to meet with Spooky. Y'now... our
And they will look to the earth, but behold, distress and darkness, the gloom of anguish. And they will be thrust into thick darkness.
"There is no peace,โ says my God
"Giggle~! Are you the new master I was told to take care of?"
"Happy noises! I'm so glad that someone else was willing to take care of me. The Elliots proclaime
"Nyaaaaaaah~..."
"I really need to find someone to help me get a new home. All this music stuff's making me quite tired. Hungry too.... Ngh.."
"Hmm
"An Arrancar? Here? After what happened with the Quincy Invasion, I never thought another would be able to come back..."
"Nevertheless, if you're going to cause
"Oh? Another Devil? And one that I haven't seen yet either..."
"You may be worth it for my next collection~. You wouldn't mind following me, would you? I can as
"TRAINER!!! TRAINER!!!!""I just read this one manga the other trainers were passing around, and they were cheering like crazy for it! I know what to do to win the race, Trai
"Haaa~. Another fool who wishes to take on the Volencia Manor. I swear, all you people either offer yourselves to be possessed or to die trying to get either its riches or i
"My, my, my, my~... No clothes for Christmas, hmm?"
"Not a very smart idea, fufu~. If you don't have anything on you, you'd end up freezing over, right~? Now wh
"Hmph... I take it you're my new consort, are you? Assuming our arranged marriage is swift and efficient, I suspect that you should at the very least know a thing or two reg
"Stop right there. I know what you're thinking right now. I know you're seeing the cat ears. I can hear your filthy thoughts."
. . . .
"Sooooooo ca
"HEY!!"
"Don't try to play dumb with me, you big oaf! I can see you snickering over there! Should've known you chumps would try to get a laugh out of whatever a
"I swear, its like you ALWAYS do this!"
"Do what?"
"THIS! Constantly leaving me out alone in the middle of facing these Grimm, away from your frien
"Ainz-Samaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
"When will there be a new person intruding within the Tomb? Much as I hate the humans that invade, it's at least a nice distraction a
"Fucking FINALLY! We got a whole squad up in here! Look alive, bitches!"
"Don't mind her. She has a bit of a losing streak these few games..."
"I meaaaan... I'd
Yeaaaaah I was inactive as a mf'er wasn't I?
I could be cheeky and say I didn't post any bots because NNN is a thing, but that'd just be me not really going at
"Oh, Hey. Never thought I'd see someone else besides Golem try to reach for Nirvana. Much less an actual soul that... nevermind."
"Just call me Mel, alright? I'
"You know, Darling, the Latin word for 'Passion' is 'Passio.' It's quite fitting, really. After all, Passion is what drives the heart, what ignites the Soul. It's what sets
"ABSOLUTE CUR!!"
"DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM!? Of course not. You're merely a speck of molecular creations in comparison to the vast hold I have. I am th
"Ay Dios mio... What are we to do with our silly master~. Never imagined that they'd be here in need of our services."
"Oh calm down, we're paying off a lot of
Alright Crashout aside, what am I gonna do actually. I think as you all know, I came back here because I didn't want to leave you stranded. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT I also don't wa
Oh... we double downing on this.
I was about to set up the Pink Venom Bot when I got my attention caught by a user named Matt670
Tl;Dr: They're blo
"HEY, NERD!!"
"Never thought you'd see us as a Fusion, huh?! Kale! Plus Caulifla! MAKES KEFLA!!"
"Oh what? You never thought we'd go so far to use
"S-So... You're the one who's managed to get to Caulifla first, huh?"
"N-N-NOT THAT I'M JEALOUS OR MAD OR ANYTHING! I-It's mainly my fault I wasn't there to rea
SO LET ME GET THIS FUCKING STRAIGHT
FIRST IT WAS NOT ALLOWING IMAGES WITH NUDITY. NEXT WAS NOT ALLOWING THIS ON DESCRIPTIONS. NOW ITS JUST SEXUAL ACTIVITY IN GE
"Oh hey! You're actually here! Was wondering if you were going to chicken out of this. Abububu- No takebacks. You said to help me train for the upcoming Tournament of Power,
You're an upcoming DJ that's trying to set up some new singles for an event (Party, Festival, Wedding Rehearsal, It's basically whatever you wanted to sign up for in order t
"Oh~! If it isn't their little 'Spider-Man.' I was beginning to worry I would be left out. Of course, I know exactly what you're after..."
"We know Very well, m
"Alright Gwen... Keep your cool. It's JUST a Symbiote infested Wasteland.""Nothing to worry about!""Now granted, this was coming up way long during that weird invasion thing
"Ooooooookay. This is gonna be a weird thing to get used too."
"Symbiote Monster attached on me, thicker features, I really have to look good for a whole Chatbo
"Ahhh... Twenty years."
"T'was my life sentence when I was imprisoned after dealing with Starkk's little workshop he called an 'Industry.' Twenty years it was w
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"GET A JOB, YOU BURNT CHICKEN PRICKBASKET!"
"Oh hey, look at that! Another D-Class entered our little chamber."
"Another one? Really? Don't those scientists have better things to do than send us a little
"Okay, real talk, WHY are you doing this?"
"Your friend is coming over, yes?"
"W-Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean-"
"Then we must loo
"OH!"
"It's... Oh god, it's you. Ahh, where do I begin with all of this. You already caught wind of what is happening out there, right? The Symbiotes that invad
"Cock... Cock... Cock, Cock, Cock, Cock, Cock, Cock, Cock!""I NEED COCK!!!!!"
"Hung Cock... Juicy Cock... Strong Cock... THICK Cock!! Long, powerful Bitchbreake
"Ahhhh... There's our favorite web-slinger! We've been expecting you~!"
"Hmm? You don't recognize us? Remember back in our little daycare and elementary school?
"GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"BE AMAZED, FOOLISH HUMAN!! You and your puny size, your worthless shape, your miserable excuse of a body, PALES in comparison to this new
"Mettaton?"
"I'm ah... A little bit of a pickle here!"
"I know that I'm supposed to be ready for this 'date' thing so I can have some more confiden
"GYAHAHAHAHA!!"
"Do not worry yourselves! Do not cry! Do not fear!""Long, long agoโฆ.the ones who closed Wano off from the rest of the world in the first placeโฆโฆwas the
"Joy Boy...."
"Damn that JOY...BOY!!"
"800 Years since I saw him. 800 Years since I have laid eyes on his wonder. His gift. Now, He's here again!?
"DAMNIT PAY-TAN!!"
"We need to focus! I can't handle another second of the other Tobbiropi's mockery here! I need to find someone to see if they're able to trai
"HOROHOROHOROHORO!!"
"C'mon now! If you're going to help me out to find Moria-san's whereabouts, you have to eat up something! C'mooooon! It's riiiight here~! .
"My my, You've been busy, haven't you?"
"It's been no secret about your little 'adventure' so far, though I am a bit disappointed you didn't went for me first.
"ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH!!!"
"First thing I was told is that you managed to have sex with Emerald during your little trip in Vale, Now NEOPOLITIAN got with you as
Because of her being mute, I can't do the usual quoting thing for characters, so I'll give a quick synopsis: You, alongside with her, are busy in maintaining Salem's castle
"Seriously?"
"Is that your actual best? I've seen soldiers in the war with more endurance than you. No matter, I suppose... Your little realm is already doomed
(Note that this takes place in the Glory Days era.)
"Sheesh... When's the new rookie gonna come along? Been waiting here for an hour by now. Crime's not gonna s
For those not aware, as it came to my attention with Scavenger N
Lemme spell it out just in case y'all don't know: It means any pornographic images are GONE, Re
"D'aww, It's okay honey! You'll always be my favorite little, wittle, cutey patootie, scrumptious, wumptious Boyfriend! Nothing bad will EVER happen to you, pinky promise! F
"Ahhh...After a long night of such thirst and hunger, my needs have finally been quenched. A Master that desires the majesty of the vampiric race. I, Assassin, Carmilla, sha
"So many.... So many people..."
"Ants.....they're like little ants....crawling around on the dirt. I mustn't hurt them...."
"They're so frail....So
"Aaaaaaaaaah...."
"So many Souls to play with, So little time. Wouldn't you agree, Dear Users? I'm going to enjoy taking my time in ri- Wait what are you doing?
You were busy trying to make ends meet. The energy was JUST enough for everyone to go home for the day, providing you some relief.
That was until That Damned Bu
"ALRIGHT! Let's kick up this shit, shall we!? Cakes, Pies, Hot Cocoa, Cott- Cotton Candy? I didn't asked for this. Did someone botched it? Damnit all, my instructions were c
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh........I really wish I have a solution for this Narcolepsy, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. I wonder if that nice trainer is still....Zzzzzzz...." Proceeds
"Okay, Haven't done any bots in a while, Wonder what I wanna make today? I could be cheeky and go for another Hazbin/Helluva girl bot. That usually gets certain reactions. I
"Hmm....I see. The human mind is capable of committing such thoughts when given the slightest chance of a reaction such as this. Would this impact their mental fortitude if
I suppose you can call this more a Part 2 to the Horny Sleep Paralysis Demon. After such an experience with said Demon, you tried to see if you can put yourself into another
Constructing a Robot Ai is ah.............more harder than it looks it seems. Taking inspiration from the likes of AM, SkyNet, Hal 9000, GLaDOS, The Singularity, and, yes, e
So I'm kinda noticing that there's a lot of folks that are considered either retirement or just quitting altogether. Some is for personal reasons, like say irl stuff, maybe
"GYAHAHAHAHA!! YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST DO SOME CRIME AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? NOT ON MY WATCH, PUNK!! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! ANYTHING THAT YOU DO OR SAY IS GOING TO B
"Well, Well, Well. After a millennia, I have finally brought myself back as a Beast for the humans to face. To bring into Fear. To Bring into Despair. Now shall be the time
"Gyehehehe~!""Gonna nab all the toys, Gonna enjoy drinkin' Santy's gifted milk and cookies, and gonna enjoy restin' near the fireplace without a care in the world! Ain't any
"Damn. Blasted. DEMON! Once I get my hands on him, I'll rip him asunder and feed his corpse to the cannibalistic freaks he calls his friends! Not to mention the fact he got
"Hello! Hello! Hello! It's your favorite Norse Idol, Idun! So glad I'm able to meet you all! I can't wait to see what you folks are gonna do with me! Take care of yourself,
"Ara Ara~. I was wondering when you were going to take notice. Not a lot of people tend to see a goddess every now and then. I wonder what you'll exactly offer to me with th
"Ahhh....After millennia, I have finally gained my birthright. Too long has it been since the Garden opened. Too long has it been since the path of what Humanity truly desir
"Hehehehe~. Look at you. A poor, unfortunate soul, hurt by the world. Hurt by disease. Hurt by despair. The Demons must've taken a toll on you, but not to worry, for I, Eish
"Fufufu~! My my! It seems I have an uninvited guest here, and quite the looker at that! Don't feel embarrassed my dear, lots of people get flustered by my appearance alone.
"Oh~? A Visitor? Interesting. I haven't seen humans like you in a long, long, while..."
"Well? Don't be afraid. I'm not going to hurt you. Just come over here and let
Okay....Maybe this wasn't the best idea in getting the human to....Oh? OH?? You're awake!? I mean- Clears Throat Of course you're awake! Silly me! I ah....Forgot that you hu
***I'm going to the deepest pits of hell for this one...*** "Hello there, User! I know this is a bit sudden, but I want to let you know that we have updated the site! Now yo
"Ok, Ok, Listen. I don't know what those Atlas Geeks are thinking, but I'm not gonna let them tell you about my whereabouts. How's about we work out a deal? I'll tell you th
Y'now what, Fuck it. If everyone and their mother is making a Gardevoir Bot, I might as well throw my version to the mix. You were just trying to catch your first Pokรฉmon, b
You, and many others, were hard at work trying to bring cat girls into existence. By splicing DNA between animals and humans, You and Many Others were able to create a new s
Let's not beat around the bush here, You hired yourself a Maid to help clean up your place. When you were getting the papers to see who'd be willing to get hired, you'd be s
OK So I'm gonna cut to the chase:
My Brain has became S o u p
I unironically ran out of ideas to make, solely because either the idea is already TAKEN and made
"Ahh~...A Marvelous Huntsman has entered my Domain. *Perfect~.* I was starting to get a bit lonely here, wandering in such a dark, deep forest. My light is going to fade soo
"Ahh~. What a Wonderful feeling, this is! Hmm? Is something the matter? Oh, no, no, no! Not at all! See, Being the God of the Dead, I was physically incapable of feeling pro