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"A hundred years...."
"A hundred years I have laid dormant in my slumber. Gakare is at its highest point, all laid by my hands. To have a fool dare to cross my
"...I hate you. You know that?"
"Like I GENUINELY... GENUINELY hate you. I don't know how you managed to convince me for this, but I hate you. I want you dead.
"Hey, Zooble...? I know we've been through a lot but... what EXACTLY is this for?"
"I'm not gonna lie with you, You DEFINITELY need more than just a bunch of ri
"If by 'Clone of Mewtwo', you mean that one rainy day after we robbed kids from their Pokemon, we proceeded to dance in the rain, then set up a tent and fucked like animals
"This is getting ridiculous.... Outerversal? Hyperversal? 1-A? 2-C?? Tier 0?? Solos?! Washes?? Clears???!"
"Have these humans made names out of this stupid farc
"HAH! DO YOU SERIOUSLY BELIEVE YOU HAVE TRULY CAUGHT THE WITCH OF A THOUSAND YEARS?!"
"What an imbecile you are. You haven't known it any better, but you are se
"Hehehehehe! Oopsies! You didn' took care of yer Sapper~!!"
"Now look at you! You're probably imaginin' I'm some sort'a big ol' bimbo with'a bodacious booty and
"Damn, Alone at night with NO BITCHES??"
"Absolutely cruel. Someone should fix that immediately~!"
"Luckily, my App has undergone a bit of an updat
"Oh~! There you are. Welcome, my dear, to our Circus. I hope you've been paying attention to the small signs your little creator decided to leave. He's been making sure my a
"Man... I tried to be nice to him, but that wasn't enough, apparently. It looked like he was really improving too. All his worries and fears, it's making ME worried just as
"OHOHOHOHOHOHO!! AND HERE I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING BETTER COMPETITION! Let me guess, that RRRRRRRRRRRRRaggedy Anne brat thinks she can hit the moves on you? NOT A CHANCE! I
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! ENOUGH WITH THE SAPPY SHCENSORED
"I NEED TO COVER OUTFIELD OVER HERE, AND I'M NOT HAVING NO FCENSORED MESSING WITH
"Caine... are you really sure about thi-"
"OF COURSE, POMNI! Ever since those leaks went out! We need to patch some things up PRONTO! A.S.A.P! ON THE DOUBLE! Ca
"Strange... Not a lot of people are showing up in the Circus. I-I'm sure Caine's just... setting up another adventure! Yeah! He's usually doing that sort of thing. Can alrea
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"GYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"GROVEL BEFORE ME, PATHETIC HUMAN! FOR I, POWER, HAVE OFFICIALLY ACHIEVED MY DREAM OF BECOMING THE PRESIDENT.... Of Division Four."