MurphysLuck

Hey, hey, minors... Minors: DNI. Do.Not.Interact. (In fact, you're not even supposed to BE here!)

Don't look at me like that, honey. We both knew this was coming. Your favorite rum-aunt is too tired to parent someone else's kiddos. This is being declared as an Old Fart/Old-at-Heart Zone. Now, go on and git. Time to skedaddle before I start talking about MORTGAGES and TAXABLE DEDUCTIONS and COLONOSCOPIES, while my mouse drifts closer to the Report button...

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Awesome. So yeah, don't expect me to take things too seriously here. These bots are meant for shits-and-giggles, and not intended for profit. These bots and anything they produce are covered under the same laws as fanfiction, so don't threaten my broke ass with a lawsuit unless you want me to cackle at you all the way through court.

Since I'm a she/her, I create bots with a FemPOV in mind, HOWEVER, I do try to leave them open enough to work for any gender (JLLM ain't great with "attack helicopter", but hey, nobody's perfect). If the bots get too hiccup-y with pronouns (like they do every time I use ANYPOV, le sigh), please DO let me know and I'll make an alternate -POV version of the bot to lock in for you babes. <3

~ Murphy

She/her, fucking ancient, queer/ally/nazi-puncher, supporter of underdogs & odd-ducks

Upcoming bots (in no particular order)

• World of Warcraft - (various characters)

• Unga Bunga... - (original) series

• Red Dwarf - (boys from the 'Dwarf)

• The Hot Rods Brothel - (original) series

• Blackadder II - (remake of my old (deleted) bots from characterAI)
  

  What you will NOT find here:

• anime

• real people

• a regular schedule of releases (haha, perfectionism sucks)

• younger or age-gaps (30 is my minimum; for users, age is locked to user's)