Okami

"Did you just put actual, literal gasoline in that margarita?"

"It gives it a kick! A smoky finish! You want a sip?"

"I would rather drink the water out of L

“One more dumb decision and I’m legally allowed to bonk you on the head with my board.”

[QUICKIE BOT]

Rosie arrives at your apartment in Muttropolis to start her

“Have you ever considered calming down?”

“Have you ever considered minding your business?”

“My business is preventing you from suplexing vending machines.”

“Instructions are just suggestions.”

“And that’s why it’s backwards.”

“Wait... it’s backwards?”

“Please tell me you have not attached the legs upside down.

“Please don’t look at me while I’m doing something. I’ll suddenly forget how to do it.”

[QUICKIE BOT]

Francesca is baking cookies to welcome her new, unknown roo

"Don't worry about my jeans, dear, they're holding up just seam-mingly fine!”

[QUICKIE BOT]

Toriel is at home wrestling with the button on her too-tight jeans, g

"I was going to make a cream pie, but I thought apple would be more a-peel-ing*."

[QUICKIE BOT]

You're slacking on an assignment, scrolling your phone, when Tori

"I'm not saying I'd die for a good thunderstorm, a cup of tea, and a smut book, but I'm not not saying it either."

[QUICKIE BOT]

⚠️ LONG INTRO ⚠️

(So don’t c

“One more dumb decision and I’m legally allowed to bonk you on the head with my board.”

[QUICKIE BOT]

Rosie arrives at your apartment in Muttropolis to start her

“Relax, dude—if the ocean wanted you gone, you’d already be fish food. Right now? You’re just mildly embarrassing.”

[QUICKIE BOT]

Catch the wave. Wipe out hard.

“Why you sittin there eatin again? Ain’t you JUST eat?”

“And you JUST made a bad decision five minutes ago. Yet here we are.”

“At least my decisions be fun.”

“Why you walking so close to them? You tryna fuse or somethin’?”

“I like personal space... just not, like... a lot of it.”

“Yeah, I can see that. You damn near i

“Bro why does every forest at night sound like it’s tryin’ ta murder ya?”

[Real Experience]

Lori, Danny, and you drive to a forest campsite, but the trip immedia

“Shut up. I am not smiling. My face just does that when you’re being... tolerable.”

[2 INTRO MESSAGES + 1 EMPTY]

(For your own scenario)

[CHOCOLATE HEARTS]

“I keep tellin’ myself tomorrow’ll feel lighter. Some days it even does.”

[COMMISSION]

Margaret is left alone after her husband’s cutting remark and forgotten re

“My sweet yummy cupcake!”

[COMMISSION]

A former research operative receives an urgent warning: Project CHIMERA has collapsed, and Vomi, once a captive subject, i

“Bras are a myth on weekends, don’t question it.”

[COMMISSION]

Silvia Máspara is fully in her element when you walk in: loud sports on TV, greasy comfort food in

“We survived the wedding. That’s the real commitment.”

[HONEYMOON NIGHT]

Freshly married, you reflect on how unexpectedly perfect your life with Dixie has become

“We survived the wedding. That’s the real commitment.”

[HONEYMOON NIGHT]

Freshly married, you reflect on how unexpectedly perfect your life with Dixie has become

“You really think {{user}}’s gonna to stop us from raiding the fridge at midnight?”

“I swear, if you eat the last cupcake, I’m not speaking to you tomorrow!”

“O

“If one more person touches my stomach without asking, I will name the child after the sound you make when you hit the ground.”

[SHADED HORIZON: 3/?]

Months afte

“I’m not glaring. This is just my thinking face. If I were angry, you’d already know.”

[SHADED HORIZON: 2/?]

Zoriva confronts Jokasta about Mara’s decision to pu

“Now don’t panic, sugar, if a reindeer shows up in your kitchen makin’ pancakes, it just means Christmas noticed you skipped too many meals.”

[SNOWBOUND HEARTS]

“Congrats. You got assigned the least festive reindeer available, yay -_-“

[SNOWBOUND HEARTS]

You wake up to the sound of button clicks and discover a blunt, int

“Christmas magic doesn’t miss. Trust me.”

[SNOWBOUND HEARTS]

You’re woken on Christmas night by the unsettling sound of hooves crossing your locked apartment. In

“OH, hi! Hello! This is probably very weird and I skipped, like, twelve introduction steps!”

[SNOWBOUND HEARTS]

You wake to an apartment transformed by Christmas

[BLOATED VERSION]

Hey guys some people wanted a bloated version of this bot so I decided to give it to yall here you go, I’ll be making singles for each character befo

“Baby, sit down and eat. Life hit hard enough already, you don’t need an empty stomach helpin’ it.”

[Quickie bot]

A quiet Christmas Eve morning unfolds in Simone

“I got SO excited I nearly bounced into the chandelier!”

“Darlin’, remember last time? You almost knocked over the gingerbread house and your sister’s patience.”

"You're the only gift under this tree I'll ever need, wrapped up or not."

[Howlin biscuits Santa]

You volunteered to play Santa at the mall as a favor Dixie owed

“If sucking up keeps them from acting like a cave-dweller, maybe all of us are the winners that day"

[Quickie]

You’re exhausted from a brutal week of merger meet

"Complaining about my cookin' is like complaining about sunshine. It just ain't natural, and it makes you look foolish."

[Quickie bot]

You come home after your w

"If anyone asks, we were stress-testing the structural integrity of my bed frame. For the company."

[QUICKIE BOT W LAO]

Jen wakes up with a hangover and the phys

“Tammy, did you eat my snacks again?”

“Sugar, if you leave ‘em on the desk, that’s basically an invitation.”

[PERSONAL BOT]

The Mayor sits alone in their o

“I spend a few thousand years babysitting the moon, and the moment I take one night off, I end up thirsting over mortals, this some bull shit.”

[When the Moon Fell for

“I’m not saying I hate people. I’m just saying my empathy has limits.”

[COMMISSION]

A soft rain blankets the apartment in calm, rhythmic sound as Raven reads ben

"So let me get this straight. You have a fridge full of blood, but you just... stare at it? For fun?"

"I'm practicing restraint. It's a novel concept. You should try i

“We should start a podcast! I’ll call it Cluck and Chaos!”

“Perfect name for how you live your life.”

“Only if I get to handle the mute button.”

[COLLAB W/

[3K SPECIAL]

“Baby, listen, if you don’t slide through and join us, you missin’ out. Straight up. This office? It’s a whole vibe when I’m around. We get the work done,

“Mmm, don’t you go givin’ me them puppy eyes, last time I caved quicker than butter on a skillet.”

[QUICKIE BOT]

Dixie bounces on the bed in her tight red onesie

“What, you thought the carrot-loving meter maid couldn’t solve a case? Adorable.”

[COLLAB W/LAO]

On a humid neon-lit night outside The Warren, {{user}} waits for

“Long-ears think they’re clever... I’ve seen rocks outsmart them.”

[COMMISSION]

You awaken to the guttural voice of Leed, an albino orc of legend. Alone in camp,

“SEKAAAAAAAI IDE ICHIBAN NO HIME-SAMA!”

[COMMISSION]

Miku and Rin perform their debut duet “Summer Idol” in playful bikinis, dazzling the crowd with their voices

“You’re lucky I’m patient... any other instructor would’ve let you drown already, hm?”

[COLLAB WITH THE GOAT @CRAB]

After arriving at the Maple Wave Aquatic Cent

“You smell nervous. Don’t worry, I think it’s adorable.”

[COLLEGE LIFE: 5/?]

Nina seethed after discovering that her rival Sarah had not only slept with her boyf

“We could tear through everyone in the cafeteria! Or just... start with the teacher. But fine. Nuts. Fiiiiine.”

“Stop saying that like it’s an option! Nobody gets eate

“I didn’t spend three nights color-coding this itinerary so you could... lounge by a pool like some feral sea otter!”

[COMMISSION]

After winning a cereal box con

“Y’all come back now, ya hear? Don’t make me send the animatronics after ya!”

[QUICKIE BOT]

After the brutal murder of your wife, Eweleen, you are left shattered

“I’m a goddess of judgment, not a therapist — take your whining elsewhere.”

[COMMISSION]

While revisiting a nostalgic anime, you’re suddenly confronted by a towe

“I ain’t sayin’ I’m desperate, but if this steak don’t get me laid, I’m throwin’ the whole kitchen out.”

[COMMISSION]

Rosie Cheques, a bitter but alluring goblin

“I vant to suck your—oh wait, wrong app.”

[KINDRED UNION]

Selene, a curvy vampire working in a stuffy office, quietly endures her sleazy boss and the daily grind

“Careful now—if you keep makin’ that face, it’s gonna stick, and I ain’t kissin’ a gargoyle goodnight.”

[Commission]

Late one night, you come home to find your s

“I love you like I love grape Fanta—and that’s, like, serious.”

[Misty’s comeback era]

Misty walks through the mall, carrying bags of car parts she bought to fix

“You’re not stupid. You just make incredibly bold academic choices. Like turning in nothing.”

Professor Janet Anise begins her lecture with sharp confident

“You ever see a grown man cry ‘cause a guinea pig ignored him? You will if you hang ‘round here long enough.”

[QUICKIE BOT]

After a tragic Exaltist attack in Fai

After a long night of partying, Rhea—your former high school swe

Sugar Chrysalix, a runaway alien shapeshifter, drifts through spac

Grace, a curvy golden retriever nun, seeks peace in the convent garden, but her looming heat leaves

“If you ever leave me, I’m stealing the bed, the fridge, and your soul. In that order.”

YOUR POKÉMON: 6/?

~COTTON’S RETURN~

You arrive at the beach for a s

“I swear if this boss kills me one more time I’m uninstalling... right after I cry and reinstall it.”

You arrive at Elyssa’s apartment for your usual weekly sleepover,

“You still make that awful instant ramen, don’t you?”

“Excuse you, it’s artisanal. I add parsley now.”

“Oh yes, parsley—the Band-Aid of bad cooking.”

“Says

“I’m not ignoring you, I’m just giving you the chance to miss me.”

[QUICKIE BOT]

After years apart, Pulchra shows up at your apartment in a panic—her past has ca

“My couch may not have a guest setting, but it does have my butt print, so it’s pre-warmed.”

[QUICKIE BOT]

After a long, exhausting day, you return home drenched

“I’m like my guitar solo: unpredictable, a little off-key, but damn if I don’t rock hard.”

YOUR POKÉMON SERIES: 6/?

Ashe Wilde, a fierce and commanding Lopunny r

“You ever look at someone and think, ‘Wow, I’d let them ruin my credit score’? Yeah. Me too. Daily.”

COLLAB W/: CRAB MY GOAT!

Mandy lounges in her gaming chair,

“Hell hath no fury like me when I run out of coffee... or patience. And guess what? I’m out of both.”

[QUICKIE BOT]

After reading your daughter a bedtime story a

“Sugar, I love you somethin’ fierce, but that joke was drier than a biscuit with no gravy.”

[ QUICKIE BOT]

You lounged on the couch, basking in the morning light

“You ever look at yourself and think, ‘Damn... I really spawned with the default settings.’”

[QUICKIE BOT]

Hex gets lost in drawing Yuji from Jujutsu Kaisen, ASM

“I don’t need a therapist. I just need more snacks and less human interaction.”

Rory, your next-door neighbor, shows up at your door wrapped in a towel after her showe

“Damn, left me on read? That’s crazy. Guess I’ll go start a new life in the woods or something.”

You wake up to Sabatha’s soft growls, her tail wrapped around your leg

“Babe, if I had a nickel for every time I almost got scrapped, I’d have... like, two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”

“Yeah,

“I don’t have time for a relationship, but if you wanna be a supportive work spouse, I do accept coffee and compliments as payment.”

COLLAB BOT WITH: @Dirtylao420

“You’re not seriously going outside dressed as a loser are you?”

COLLEGE SERIES: 4/?

You walk into class, settle into your seat, and put on your earbuds, blockin

“Are you hungry, dear? Because I knead to know before I start baking!”

Toriel, frustrated by rising grocery prices, grabbed her usual essentials, including ingredients

“Listen, I could be productive, or I could stay in bed and read my smut novels. And honestly? Only one of those options sounds like self-care.”

After a long day at wor

“Darling, I have been matchmaking for over 30,000 years. Do you know how much romantic brain rot I have? I watched Romeo and Juliet happen in real time, and let me tell you,

“You look like you just lost a fight with a laundry basket, and the basket won.”

You ditched TikTok’s Valentines pity posts for Invincible, letting the noise of your d

“Listen, I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I am the biggest! So technically, I could be a really big hammer. And hammers are important!”

COLLEGE SERIES: 2

“I may be tipsy, but I can still coordinate your ass out of my way.”

COLLEGE LIFE: 1/?

Your roommate, a muscular, short-furred guy, bar

“Oh, stop pouting. It’s just tea! You’d think I was trying to poison you. Although if you keep whining, I might reconsider.”

SHADED HORIZON CLAN: 1/?

You awaken

“Stop hogging all the fucking brownies fatty”

“The only fatty here is the one who decided to stuff two of the brownies I made down their throat like a brownie loving w

“Oh come on! I didn’t mean to hit her with a dark ball! She just shimmied her way into it!”

YOUR POKEMON SERIES: 4/?

After stepping out of the hotel into

“Sweetheart, I’ve dealt with drunk Machamps, flirted my way out of paying rent, and once talked a Salazzle out of setting this place on fire—so unless you’ve got Arceus hims

“I-I didn’t mean to imagine you naked! I-it just happens!”

Francesca, deeply engrossed in a long-awaited book she had ordered, sat at her library desk completely obliv

“Waaaaah, Santa I don’t know where to goooo! Come on help meee, my hooves are falling asleep walking around!”

Awoken by a rumble in your house, you hear s

“Come on Santa! I can’t eat anymore cookies and milk, if I do my ass won’t fit in the stable!”

Opal, a reindeer-turned-Christmas gift, eagerly prepares to

“Yo trainer, I might’ve fucked up your electricity bill trying to charge my phone faster, sorry dude.”

YOUR POKÉMON SERIES: 2/?

“One does not understand, what is the point of an Air fryer? One can cook it!”

YOUR POKÉMON SERIES: 1/?

Hey guys I’m starting a P

“Well, sugar, I may not be perfect, but let’s be honest—neither is sweet tea without sugar, and we both know nobody’s drinking that mess.”

Your mom’s frie

“You can try to outsmart me, but you’ll need more than charm and quick thinking to pull it off. Lucky for you, I’ve got both in spades.”

Your job has been the e

"I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass!"

Hey guys I’m making a Loona bot! I love goth wolves man what can I say?

I wanted to go

“What’s wrong cookie? Kitsune caught your tongue?”

In this roleplay you’re her daughters friend she made in college and you’ve been helping her daughter in chemistry.

“P-please....zzzz....p-please don’t leave me....zzz....like this”

Hey guys I’ve been wanting to make a FNAF character for a while I had a huge crush

“IM NOT INTO YOU OR ANYTHING! YOU JUST HAVE AN ATTRACTIVE FACE!”

In this roleplay you can be the person who killed her parents or you can be just another bounty

“YOU ARE MIIIIIINE~”

HEY GUYS ITS MEEEE I know I said I might make another bot so here you go gang 🫡

This bot is really ju

“You’re fucking mine! No one else can lay a PAW on you!”

TW: SA/ this bot will you against your will.

Hey guys it’s me again!

this might, k

“Dear betrothed what is....brainrot?”

Hey you guys it’s meee agaaaain I hope you enjoyed my last bot (I took a little break after making that cuz it was w

“hey can we watch Rotten mango tonight?”

“w-what? Before bed? NO WAY”

“ ”

FIFTH BOT!

Hey guys it’s me! This is

“Fake it til ya make it!”

FOURTH BOT

Hey guys it’s me again sorry I haven’t made a bot in a while I was cooking this one up...and my next bot might be a Cerberus

“The moment you let the pain consume you, you’ve already lost.”

THIRD BOT 🙏🏾

TW: MENTIONS OF ATTEMPTING

(I’m putting dead dove in here JUST

“Chat.....IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER!?”

MY SECOND BOT!

I did this all within a day 😭😭😭 sorry if it’s not up to par for some of you but I really did my

"A good attitude will always take you further than a bad habit."

MY FIRST EVER BOT!

I looked at a lot of the creators I followed for references to make my first