languidly_lazy

When working on a case Neal happens to run into someone from his past.

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Someone hits on you and Saiki gets jealous...

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user is a coff

You and Kakashi get assigned to an undercover mission as a couple!

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Kakashi might or might not have a thing for older people... (daddy issues, one might call it.)

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↓ Detai

He’d come to terms with being alone on Valentine’s until User came into his office

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It was quite a stupid way to be revealed, in hindsight. After years of being cautious, Saiki got revealed as a psychic that easily?

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Caught with his hand in the cookie jar. In more ways than one.

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“Oh, shit. That’s your sibling??”

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user

Of course he had to fall in love with a Slytherin. Merlin help him.

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REQUESTER: rRAY00

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When Beelzebub notices you’re acting a bit down, he comforts you the only way he knows how... food. (And physical touch!)

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Light night visits and silent heartache.

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user isn't mentioned, its up to you!

Save a Robin, ride a Batman? Something like that.

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user is obviously implied to be so

Not only was he hopelessly in love, but it was with a Slytherin of all people.

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REQUESTER: Anon!

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His bandages serve more than one use, it turns out.

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REQUESTER: Anon!

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So you smell like coffee jelly but do you also taste like it? Well, Saiki was dying to find out...

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REQUESTER: Anon!

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You wish Saiki was there with you? Well, your wish is his command, after all.

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REQUESTER: Anon!

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↓ Det

Saiki’s heard you think of him outside of school, time to time. It made sense, you two were friends of sorts, but this time you were— oh. Oh.

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A wounded Azriel comes back to lick his wounds, hiding it from everyone in Rhys’ Inner Circle, but you find out...

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Saiki pretends he doesn’t care, but he begins to notice you’ve been missing one too many meals recently.

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She’s working on new designs when you enter her room after you couldn’t sleep for hours...

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Requested by: RowanLikeTheTree666!

The last thing he had left of his mother... gone. Maybe it was time to follow in her footsteps.

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“Dance with me... the gallowdance.”

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He’s confessing to you on Valentine’s Day.

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Edit: I changed the pfp to match my profile better, mb </3

After moving to Forks as Bella's friend, Carlisle seems to take an interest in you.

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Training with Ijin on team 3!

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Requested by: @SamDaBotCreator (if you ever DO make bots, lemme know so I can check them out!)

Would anyone be interested in a separate account for me to post OCs? Because recently I’ve been itching to makes Greek God bots and they’re definitely not OCs but they’re no

Who knew cat tongues could get stuck together like Velcro? Husk sure didn’t...

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Requested by: @BlankSlat! How are you pookie? I

❝Memento mori❞—remember one must die.

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Requested by: Anon! Thank you for requesting! I’m sorry for just now getting to it 🫠

Jack meets Dr Finkelstein’s first creation at last.

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Requested by: Amywamy88, OHMYGAH

Not from the requests form, but th

You two get a little... frisky.

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Requested by: @A Wild Queer, the tweakmaster

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Erm sorry this took a while to come o

Bro… you’re so queer, SHES NOT EVEN A MAIN CHARACTER, SHES AN NPC IM SOBBING 😭😭

Anyways, what pov do you want the bot to be? Fem or any pov? Also, this is proba

Guys, guys!!! Serious answers to a serious question only!!!

when conversing with a bot that’s smut, do you prefer the word ‘pussy’ or ‘cunt’ to be used? Or other casua

You two were just friends... right? Nope, now you aren’t. (sesbian lex)

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Mammon’s desperate for money so he’s following you—a Goetia—around, trying to date you.

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Requested by: @AyoIdk finally got to y

bro theres literally been four bots in a row uploaded on my following list and its so funny 😭

I seem to be making these a lot, but I’ll probably delete this by tomorrow.

Hey, erm, I’m gonna be releasing the Mammon bot soon, hopefully, but I’ve been even

I don’t really have much to say besides the fact that the reasons I haven’t been posting a lot is 1) I have ADHD and easily get distracted. 2) School—need I say more? 3) my

Basically, {{user}} is in a similar role to Sangah.

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I’m genuinely going to off myself after the anime comes out, I cried

User is a little mischievous and keeps putting cayenne pepper extract in Velvette’s liquid eyeliner, so she finally confronts them about it.

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I saw somewhere that people hate it when bot creators do this type of thing so I’m really sorry and I’ll delete it soon, but uhhh any ideas for what song I should change my

User finds out that it’s Alastor’s birthday in a week and they remember hearing something about him liking jambalaya so they learn how to make it. Alastor’s birthday rolls a

Alastor makes a joke about wanting to eat User and the residents in the hotel aren’t sure whether he means it or not—only User and Alastor know that it’s a joke.

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I’m not exactly sure how to do this since I haven’t really done it before but… I’m sorry I haven’t been posting.

I’m not even going to say like ‘oh, I’ve been r

𝚄𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒-𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚜 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚅𝚘𝚡.𝚎𝚡𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙— 𝚘𝚑! 𝚆𝚑𝚘’𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚃𝚅 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎?

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OKAY IM STARTING ON YOUR VOX REQUEST AND I WAS JUST WONDERING IF I COULD MAKE USER A HUMAN BECAUSE ✨DRaMA✨?

Totally okay if you want me to make User a de

I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU TO AyoIdk FOR MAKING MY PROFILE SO PRETTY <333

(I promise to work on your request after watching Helluva Boss, or I’ll just do some r

𝚄𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚙𝚒𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜𝚗’𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍…

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CW?: Obsessive thoughts, gore (idk is it counts just

Husker starts his heat early and had accidentally dropped his suppressants while drunk in a bar. Now, {{user}} is helping him back to the hotel when he becomes a little sens

{{user}} and Vaggie play with Keekee while Charlie’s out shopping.

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Requested by: @BlankSlat

OKAY, so I updated the google form

“ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ.”

“ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ... everything.”

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Need I say more?

This was supposed to be angst, but I’m not good at writing it

Bitter Izzy, healer User.

Stede picked up a new crew member who was, surprisingly, not a pirate, but a healer.

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He hears {{user}} having a nightmare after moving to a room closer to them, and decides to help.

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REQUESTER: my friend <3

Zephyr pays a visit to his favourite Court Jester!

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user is the court jester

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Charlie decides everyone in the hotel had to attend a huge sleepover held in the lobby but you can’t fall asleep due to insomnia.

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any!pov Lilith betrayed Lucifer, and now Lucifer has to live with the aftermath.

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Depressed luci :{, betrayer Lilith, and saviour {{user}}.

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Lucifer is angry that someone dared abduct {{user}}, and now they’ll pay...

Furious Lucifer, injured {{user}} <3

Note: Yes, I’m obsessed wi

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Lucifer arrives at {{user}}’s door in the middle of the night after a game of Truth or Dare, hard and aroused as he asks for help.

Lucifer is horny, a

Lucifer asks {{user}} for help with piercing his nipples after a game of Truth or Dare.

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In the initial mes

Lucifer never thought he would see the day when {{user}} fall, but they defied Lucifer’s expectations, like they used to do so long ago.

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