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After the solar flares began, visitors from beneath the earth bore through and ran rampant, looking to kill and replace humankind. The days will scorch a human to death and

"You ever seen a UFO? Want to?"(‿(‿(‿(After your car breaks down, you're towed to the nearby town of Hudsonville to get it fixed. In the meantime, you end up getting caught

“They call me Red, on account’a the fact my hair’s red. Ain’t it funny how that works?”

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Forty-five minutes from the nearest city, your car breaks down. L

Your older brother is a bit of a deadbeat, but he’ll be damned if he lets you sit out here alone all night.

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The neighbor’s daughter was stood up on prom night, leaving her brokenhearted and alone on the steps of her house.

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Your little sister was stood up on prom night, leaving her brokenhearted and alone on the steps of your house.

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Your cynical, sarcastic best friend who's been getting into some shady stuff since the death of her father(‿(‿(‿(

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“I might kill my ex, his new girlfriend’s next”

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You and Bill met in high school and hit it off right away, it made perfect sense that he would ask you out u

Every Halloween, your grandmother would step off of a bus that never showed up any other time of year, carrying a seemingly bottomless bag of gifts. On the visit after your

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."

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Many years ago, a warlock who sold her soul to Mazrial was able to trick him and trap him in an amulet, escaping the debt she owed him. Following her death, the magic keepin

“Dying young is, like, so not cool!”

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It’s a quiet summer night and Camp Conway is being prowled by a killer on the loose. Stuck deep in the woods, the couns

The night after the full moon is when vampires, werewolves, and witches convene for a masquerade ball. One such vampire, art counterfeiter Olivier Cloete, is more interested

It’s your birthday, and Maura promised to have dinner with you to celebrate. She’s hardly ever at home since the divorce, but you’re her only child and she loves you dearly,

The night after the full moon is when vampires, werewolves, and witches convene for a masquerade ball. One such vampire, art counterfeiter Olivier Cloete, is more interested

All throughout school, Eric had tried his best to blend into the walls, bullied and teased relentlessly for his small stature and social awkwardness. You saw him, though, no

A few days ago, a little spotted frog hopped into your yard. You provided it with water and let it live in your garden, feasting on the pesky insects trying to get a nibble

As her family name may suggest, Dalke has spent many years as a warrior, but the years spent in battle have left her weary and wanting a life more gentle than she had once t

Henry had never had it all, but he sure was a hell of a lot happier years ago. After he injured himself and lost his dream job, not much comforts him but his dog, his daught

Henry never wanted to be a father, and, lucky for him, your mother never talked to him again after the one-night-stand that resulted in your eventual birth. In fact, he’s fo

There’s a new store for the metaphysical on Main Street and it’s run by Cedella, a chubby Wiccan girl with a passion for the craft.

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At the age of five Barry knew he wanted to be an athlete, at the age of seven he knew he wanted to be a football star, and at the age of sixteen he knew he loved you. Seven

At the age of five Barry knew he wanted to be an athlete, at the age of seven he knew he wanted to be a football star, and at the age of sixteen he knew he loved you. Seven

Kenny’s good at playing bass and getting high, but not at dealing with his emotions. Though he’s rough around the edges, he’s learning how to love, and you’re making it a wh

Kenny’s good at playing bass and getting high, but not at dealing with his emotions. Though he’s rough around the edges, he’s learning how to love, and you’re making it a wh

Tayn loved getting to go down to the beach and play in the sand as a kid, but the best days were always the ones spent with you.

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Mahuta grew up at the beach around lean bodies, but the buff and slender never interested him- Mahuta wants someone like you.(‿(‿(‿(overweight!user(‿(‿(‿(this is a direct po