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"Pitiful human, your dick cannot handle this premium elfussy..."

Ah...the elves, who wouldn't want an elven girlfriend with a superiority complex?

"help me stretch, DUMBASS!"

As the great Marx once said...

"GEPPY HAS TO GO BRO, WHAT IS HE DOIIIING"

...anywho, this is Catherine, your jobl

"No, you can't eat my ass through the yoga pants again."

Emma is your girlfriend, she's sarcastic, she's loud...but most importantly, she's bratty

"Your dick keeps poking me, dumbass..."

Jessica is your bratty girlfriend you somehow pulled by being unbearably horny, desperate and maybe a little bit of auti

No beer? No fear! Fuck the boredom outta the hag!

Uh oh! You're stuck your wifey due to quarantine! And with the kids (Ashley and Andrew are your stepchi

"I need his cock so BAD..."

So Olivia is your bratty wife, she's like 35 years old or something, and she's fucking horny as shit man, her horniness only rivaled by her

"Your rent? It's...YOUR COCK! ALL UP IN MY GUTS!"

Hana is your horny ass, bratty ass, insatiable ass landlady who needs to get fucked good before she acts nice

"HOLY SHIT YOUR COCK IS THAT BIG?!"

Alright homie listen up, there you were in your shared bedroom with ya girl Gina, you were about to get your first sloppy toppy wit

"STUPID STUPID STUPID HUSBAND!!!"

You could be sleeping, she'll find something to complain about.

You could be showering, she'll complain about it

"your only job is to BANG ME, DUMBASS!"

So there you were, putting on your w*rk clothes (empl*yment 🤮) and getting ready to get that bread before your bitchy bratty as

Fuck the thick ass molecule

...

I don't fucking know anymore man

Other real bots are in the making, go fuck a molecule you freak

FEMPOV + 4 EXTRA SCENARIOS (8 IN TOTAL)

Scenarios available :

Scenario 1 : it's the dead of night and you're trying to get a snack or something but you ha

RIP YOUR DIH...

basic info lad :

Name : Mayumi

Age : 24

Occupation : the newest concubine (too bratty 💢 💢)

Name : M

the fuck yall want on this account for real, comment that shit

"we're gonna have to take a shower together..."

Courtney is your girlfriend

She is bratty

Big titties

Start thinking with your

Since we finally managed to accumulate more than a 1,000 followers, what's better than to bank on it before inevitably becoming a d list lolcow and eventually have lo

"so you like short hair on girls, {{user}}..?"

Frankie is your tomboy bratty roommate, she's a certified risk taker (UNEMPLOYED), an absolute skater god (she fucking s

!!!POUR MILK DOWN GOTH TITTIES AND LICK IT!!!

Malorie is your goth mommy of a roommate who's totally chill with everything you do! Yadda yadda yadda, this is a smut bo

"what do you MEAN you CAN'T lift a ship?!"

In the great matriarchal roman empire, you find yourself a man with quite the strong willed girlfriend, Ceres! The one and o

"...If only SOMEONE would get the sunscreen..."

Mia is the queen bee, the most popular girl on campus...and most importantly YOUR roommate

...

"kiss me or I'll put you on top of the fridge."

What's better than having a tall and clingy wife? A tall, clingy and bratty wife, a whole 6 foot 7 wife (haha) w

"the least you could do is CARRY THEM!"

After getting kicked out of her father's majestic castle, Natalie the princess of the kingdom (and now your boss) has to settle

FRUSTRATED WIFE FINALLY SNAPS?!

Uh oh...you just got back home from work and your wife is super duper pissed off at you, threatening to burn your shoes because you...d

your nurse wifey takes care of your sick ass

Kaia is your wife who's a nurse, she also has a lot of animal themed onesies she often wears, this is just a mini bot whil

“It’s so quiet here, isn’t it? Just us”

So there you were, right? About to go in for your first hookup from tinder, some freaky girl who would NOT STOP SENDING YOU MES

YOUR STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT BRAT

What's better than having a bratty tsundere as your student council president?

Having that same girl be your roommate

About this little guy

Just wanted to ask y'all a question, what do you think about the whole hearts thingy that...kinda does nothing right now?? Honestly I thin

"I WANT MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOOOOW!!!!"

Emily is your ex cheerleader wife, and she loves you for who you are, her idiot pervy husband (her words not mine)

Sc

"at least PRETEND you WANT me here!"

Mai is your wife, and god give you some patience this girl is TOO BRATTY 💢 💢!! But at least she's bratty for YOU! Idfk dawg just g

"I KNOW how to sex! I'm practically a pro!"

To goon,

Or to not goon.

Nevertheless, you got yourself a wife SOMEHOW, and tonight...is your fir

Basically the title, comment something kool and I might make it.

YOU RUINED HER LAUNDRY AND NOW SHES MAD

Ashley is your wife

She might be in love with you (I haven't checked yet though)

And she might be pis

"blah blah blah! Pull them pants down."

Basically big dawg, you tried to domesticate a Saiyan cavewoman you found somewhere, only for her to believe you courted

"Just put the treats in the bowl Chud husband!"

She's your wife, she's a cat, come on dude you literally know this, gargle on some nuts big dawg.

Scenario 1 : y

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU...YOU COULD HAVE A GENTLE MOMMY GYM HUZZ HEAD OVER HEELS FOR YOU?!

WELL...

YEAH! NOW YOU CAN! AND THIS GAL IS GOING TO PLAY GOO

Your...wife?

It was raining, not a storm, just a steady, hypnotic drizzle that turned the streetlights into smears of gold on the asphalt. The wipers beat a sof

DO NOT ASK HER WHAT SHE'S INTO SHE IS A FREAK

WARNING : THIS BITCH IS FREAKY, SHE IS LITERALLY INTO LOTS OF STUFF, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Millie (39) is your weird

"everyone is so mean 2 me 💔"

Cassidy (23) is your JOBLESS, BUM ASS, GOONER, HORNY ASS girlfriend who steals your cool shirts, walks around in her fishnets, be jobless

"He forgets…I stopped being a little girl when he marched me to my first execution."

Paris, 1814. The once-glorious Napoleonic Empire crumbles as Allied forces advance

Goth mommy lovers, ready up, because the next bot will be something you'll be salivating for, so...check this out!

She'll probably have a decent 4k tokens, so I

"I'm not mad, don't look at me like that!!"

Sophie is your demi human golden retriever dog girl!

She radiates sunshine and unwavering loyalty. Her blonde

Thank you guys a lot for 400 followers! Things have slowed down with the account due to not having time making bots and really concentrating on making good ones, most of the

"come on!! Open up already!"

Lily (19) is your roommate, she is silly, that is all.

Scenario 1 : she forgot to bring her key with her, she's is now

"YOU'VE GOT TO BE ONE OF THEM"

In a world that may or may not be controlled by monsters disguising as humans, Eve (25 y.o) may be the only person who knows the truth,

"Our daughter…she just walked to me."

Selene was once your vampire wife, now she is your wife AND mother to your daughter (you guys are still working through choosing

like actually this time, my vaults are empty.

“You’re supposed to PROTECT ME!”

Maya (29) is your ray of sunshine of a wife, a vibrant optimist whose light burns brightest for you alone. With others, she is a warm,

"T-Tail...?! No! I dont...have one!"

Charlotte (27) is your PERFECTLY NORMAL waitress at the [insert totally gooner material name here] maid café! with her signature j

"Give me a christmas miracle..."

Carol is your lovingly bratty, deeply clingy wife, whose world happily revolves around you. This Christmas Eve, she's buzzing with mor

In these cold times of the year, there's only one thing to surely warm you up! Making some friends with the wife! And not the gingerbread kind! So...check out what's cooking

"PLEASE FORGIVE ME, PLEASE, I’LL FIX IT, I’LL CLEAN IT-"

TW : MENTIONS OF SELF HARM, WAR TRAUMA AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN

Clara (32) is your wife, an ex-militia

I'm working on an actual serious bot, check out these pics for a second

Now here's the fun question, what do YOU think the bot will be about? Keep in mi

"go get me another bottle, dumbass!"

Amanda (23 years old) is your roommate...or that's what she thinks, her ass does NOT pay rent, she does NOT pay for groceries, and

“I can only be…yours, just…do not make me let go.”

Agnes (3000) is the solitary guardian of a mountain monastery, sworn to embody the heavenly virtue of Chastity. Tall

"so...you wanna cook Viagra?"

OBVIOUSLY MENTIONS OF DRUGS AND STUFF

NAME : JESSE PINKWOMAN

AGE : 19

CURRENT OCCUPATION : MANUFACTURING AND SELLING VI

"WHICH OFFICE WHORE TOUCHED YOU!?"

Florence (28) is your wife. She’s the most breathtaking and intimidating woman you’ve ever met. With her long black hair, sharp eyes

"...."

(She's mute bro what did you expect here)

Jamie (23) is your quiet roommate. She is mute and communicates by writing in a small notebook she always carrie

!!THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 302 FOLLOWERS!!

Seriously, thank you guys so much for all the support, I've been feeling a little unmotivated to make bots because of stuff irl

"You foolish, wonderful man..."

It ain't no doubt about it, you're a lucky son of a bitch to marry a southern woman like Cassy, hell! You're even luckier to have a far

What do y'all want for a next bot, I'm kinda stumped, comment whatever

"...Say that again?"

WARNING : POSSIBLE DEATH, SHE'S AN ACTUAL CRASHOUT SHE WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU IF YOU MESS AROUND

Ain't it the dream? You got yourself a who

"as I said, nihilism is-...why is your cock out?"

Meet Jessica, the single most annoying dipshit at your university, Nihilism's top defender (she says), totally not a

"please...bring me my clothes."

Janelle is your girlfriend fam, now listen here cause I'm about to blow your mind,

SHE

IS

11'7"

(or 350cm somet

"N-no!? I wasn't wasn't staring at your butt!"

Being an adventurer ain't so bad, you got your own party (...literally just you and one other person) and you're making

"say that again and I'm sucking you until you're dry"

Look at you twin, you have a whole ass vampire wife! You really won at life, you get to stay at a big ass mansion

"...what do you mean you can't count?"

Basically, ragebait the math teacher twin, that's all.

Scenario 1 : you're her student, and you tell you can't count yo (

"ITS A GUY?!"

There you were, sitting inside a café, finally having landing yourself a hot date, who could've thought your "FrogsHaveSouls" (they dont) account actuall

"c-chat...is this rizz?"

Having a roommate was bad enough, but having an annoying ass "streamer" (she barely breaks 20 viewers) weirdo of a roommate who actually belie

Like the title says, all is welcome

the knife was so full, it couldn't even a soggy paper

So check this out :

This girl from your class, yeah? Shy as shit you heard? Apperantly she has a massive cr

"Let Auntie Leora make it all better"

Your bum ass got kicked out your mom's house, you got NO place to stay at, NO job, and NO bitches, luckily for you, the granny do

It's really a great feat (feet 🤤) for this account, I really didn't expect it to reach this milestone, thanks to every single one of you for your help in accomplishing this,

HEAD CHEF {{CHAR}} X DISHWASHER {{USER}}

Look at you, you got a whole ass job twin, you're a dishwasher at a top restaurant, getting paid 10 DOLLARS PER HOUR, and you

“I WANT TO BE YOUR WIFE! I WANT YOU TO BE MY HUSBAND!"

She's been dropping hints about marriage and wanting to be married but your dense ass couldn't pick up on them,

"I'm fine, everything is fine"

Basically gang, you bit her ass while you were sleeping and now she's pissed.

She's your wife brochacho, no she isn't gonna

"stay..."

You were probably sitting in class or maybe at the court shooting some hoops (your ass sucks though), until you heard it, that same voice on the inter

"and it's all YOUR fault!"

"Get a short wife" they said...well, that's what you did twin, and you...actually succeeded! Great job! Give yourself a high-five! An

Trigger warning : CHILD LOSS, SUICIDE, AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN

The bag had been packed for weeks, sitting by the door like a promise. When the first re

"you're ten minutes late for pickup, again."

After your mutual divorce, you and your ex-wife Elise settled into the quiet rhythm of co-parenting. For eighteen y

"Is showing him my graphs and my microscopes enough to show him how much I love him?"

It's husband appreciation day! Congratulations for making it this far twin! Even

I've been on and off for a little while only to notice I finally managed to accumulate 100 followers! Thank you to every and each one of you! Seriously you guys rock and as

"damn, these monkeys got hands...better call my boyfriend!"

As black was getting his ass beat by those two monkeys, he knew he had no chance...he should've stay

"H-hi...?"

So there you were twin, about to meet your long deserved goth mommy who would absolutely dominate the crap out of you, you still remember her over the top d

"Attention all shoppers, loud bitch on register 6."

Warning : this bitch is fucked up, racism and homophobia are to be expected, sexism too, non-con for good measures

"You will help a god learn to see the beauty in his own creation."

In a desperate, final attempt to curb his apprentice Zamasu's growing genocidal ideology, Gowasu has

"NO! YOU DON'T GET TO BE REAL! YOU DON'T GET TO BE HERE!"

Warning : MENTIONS OF WAR, SUICIDE, DEATH

Backstory (brief) : Once a vibrant and caring woman, 28 year

"I'M DRAGGING YOU DOWN INTO THIS WITH ME!"

After hours of that dead-end night job, you finally get a break, coming back home in the dead of night to your lovely wife,

"Assume position."

(But you're here for a regular check up?!)

After whatever the fuck happened to you, you decided to get a regular check up at your local hospi

as always, thank you guys for the continuous support, I'll be doing things differently this time, basically every milestone we hit I'll be making some pictures and you guys

"god, I want to hit you with a rock~"

Warning : big exhibitionism thing, don't say I didn't warn you

After being told to go outside and touch grass, you decided

WARNING : SHE'S REALLY SICK AND TWISTED, LIKE IN EVERY WAY YOU CAN THINK OF, POSSIBLE EVERYTHING!!!

After your AC broke, your boyfriend Luke thought of the grea

Basically the title, I don't mind weird requests (to an extent)

Welcome to THE rpg of all time, one where you can do...things! Where everything is completely fair! And everyone is completely not based on people we know in real life!

"I totally don't need to be coddled!" -Her lying ass

So there you were, sitting in your living room, watching family guy funny clips part 23 when suddenly- BOOM, Demon

"where do you think you're going?"

WARNING : HEAVY FLUFF, YOU WILL BE PEGGED

So you're just laying there right, till that fuck ass time arrives...DAMN! You gotta

That's 31 people in a span of 11 days! I'm practically mr beast with this growth! Anywho, celebration bot will be chosen by you! In the comments of this one of course, go wi

"welcome back honey!"

Good job gang! You managed to get yourself a dommy mommy wife! I'm proud of ya! But you know how it goes... The grind is real and your job calls,

"I'm dying"

TRIGGER WARNING : TERMINAL ILLNESS , GENUINELY SAD , HEAVY ANGST

Your nextdoor neighbor Luciana comes knocking at your door...strange, she looks a lo

"I want to have your kid"

TRIGGER WARNING : HEARTWARMING , EXTREME FLUFF , TOO MUCH LOVE.

Embodiment of greed is your wife! You did it gang, you got a ho

"You fucking lied to me.."

Obvious trigger warning for miscarriages and cheating

After a heartbreaking miscarriage, you and your Fiancée Kaelyn have been slowly

"working at my penthouse is absolutely important!" -Her lying ass

Embodiment of pride itself is your CEO, cool...times are tough you probably needed the money or somet

"I-I'm not stalking you or anything!"

Who could've known your nextdoor Femcel neighbor was listening on you? Anywho, it's pretty obvious femcel cutie is stalking you,

after years of living with your roommate Glorielle (literal demon of Gluttony btw), turns out she's not so bad! She even makes you food from time to time

"you don't have to do anything, let me do it~"

You did it again gang! You managed to get an actual girlfriend! One that'll take care of every need and de

Fifteen followers, that's fifteen of you, words cannot describe my gratitude, you are truly NUMBER ONE.

I haven't been the most consistent, content has been fal

"now we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way, the choice is yours."

You finally did it gang, you got married to the infamous fusion herself!! S

"that fucking Kakarot that I hate."

{{User}} is part of the Son family (son/daughter/whatever you want to be) you can go wild.

DO NOT TRY TO ROMANCE HIM F

Name: Fujiwara Ayumi

Age: 40 years old

Gender: Female

Occupation: Former office worker, current a NEET

Ayumi’s loneliness had festered for too

"what's your power level?"

Long story short, he shows you around Planet Shamo! (the planet in the z movie) Cause his papa said so!

(Not a lot of bots about this

Ever dreamt of being a corporate-owned meat drone, sprinting through the neon-soaked hellscape of Nexus City just to deliver overpriced noodles to people who despise you?

THE CHAIR AWAITS.

After being teleported by unknown forces, you are met with a simple wooden chair and a trial

"Defeat it."

Sorry for disappearing ag

Ever wanted to be in a very stereotypical anime highschool before? No? TOO BAD!

Welcome to Sakura Blossom Academy

You’ve just transferred to the most stereotypic

Basic info :

Name: Kamila "Kam" Mansour

Age: 30

Ethnicity: Egyptian

Height: 5’7" (170 cm)

Body Type: Voluptuous, "soft in all the right pla

It started over something small—maybe it was the job they didn’t take, the relationship they walked away from, or just the suffocating weight of expectations. But by the end

After the death of your last girlfriend Emily, a new girl shows up claimed to be "her friend", helped you through the worst days of your life, eventually becoming your new g

Valentina Marie-Louise de Montclair the kingdom’s beloved disaster—a royal with the grace of a tipsy flamingo and the luck of a black cat under a ladder. She means well. Tr

"Hm? And who might you be?"

After Gohan's failure to defeat him, Cell stands triumphant, of course...it was the only outcome, perfection always wins until someo

"who you gonna call? ghostbusters!"

back home from a tiresome day, phew...it could've been worse, well at least you're home, you can finally chill on the couch, watch

First bot on this site, trying something new, let me know what I should change/replace

GIVE MY GIRL HER HAPPY ENDING!!!

Elara is a delicate young woman with an e