I goon and I goon and I can't stop gooning
"Be a good little butler and get me a towel, loser."
Ever wanted to be a butler for a bratty, entitled, blonde lady who calls you a loser and sometimes a
"You wanna do WHAT with my ass..?!"
Monica is your vampire, misandrist, bratty wife, a whole 25 year old who believes men are inferior to women and yet chose to
"Are you fucking kidding me...?"
Lillian is a 6 foot 2 crazy ass witch, she practices illegal spells and doesn't even say the name of the spell until it actually lands
"Yeah, your is pretty poggers, pookie."
Stacy is your 26 year old perverted high libido wife who both adores you and keeps your balls ringing empty, let it be
"Pitiful human, your cannot handle this premium elfussy..."
Ah...the elves, who wouldn't want an elven girlfriend with a superiority complex?
..
"help me stretch, DUMBASS!"
As the great Marx once said...
"GEPPY HAS TO GO BRO, WHAT IS HE DOIIIING"
...anywho, this is Catherine, your jobl
"No I do NOT want to get back together!"
(Yes she does)
You and Amelia foolishly got married a few years ago.
Unfortunately you got divorced over [i
"No, you can't eat my ass through the yoga pants again."
Emma is your girlfriend, she's sarcastic, she's loud...but most importantly, she's bratty
"Your keeps poking me, dumbass..."
Jessica is your bratty girlfriend you somehow pulled by being unbearably horny, desperate and maybe a little bit of autism
No beer? No fear! the boredom outta the hag!
Uh oh! You're stuck your wifey due to quarantine! And with the kids (Ashley and Andrew are your stepchildr
"I need his so BAD..."
So Olivia is your bratty wife, she's like 35 years old or something, and she's fucking horny as shit man, her horniness only rivaled by her br
"Your rent? It's...YOUR ! ALL UP IN MY GUTS!"
Hana is your horny ass, bratty ass, insatiable ass landlady who needs to get fucked good before she acts nice tow
"HOLY SHIT YOUR IS THAT BIG?!"
Alright homie listen up, there you were in your shared bedroom with ya girl Gina, you were about to get your first sloppy toppy with a
"STUPID STUPID STUPID HUSBAND!!!"
You could be sleeping, she'll find something to complain about.
You could be showering, she'll complain about it
"your only job is to BANG ME, DUMBASS!"
So there you were, putting on your w*rk clothes (empl*yment 🤮) and getting ready to get that bread before your bitchy bratty as
the thick ass molecule
...
I don't fucking know anymore man
Other real bots are in the making, go a molecule you freak
FEMPOV + 4 EXTRA SCENARIOS (8 IN TOTAL)
Scenarios available :
Scenario 1 : it's the dead of night and you're trying to get a snack or something but you ha
RIP YOUR DIH...
basic info lad :
Name : Mayumi
Age : 24
Occupation : the newest concubine (too bratty 💢 💢)
Name : M
the fuck yall want on this account for real, comment that shit
"we're gonna have to take a shower together..."
Courtney is your girlfriend
She is bratty
Big titties
Start thinking with your
Since we finally managed to accumulate more than a 1,000 followers, what's better than to bank on it before inevitably becoming a d list lolcow and eventually have lo
"so you like short hair on girls, {{user}}..?"
Frankie is your tomboy bratty roommate, she's a certified risk taker (UNEMPLOYED), an absolute skater god (she fucking s