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Jake finally mustered up the courage to ask out his sunshine. If only he hadn't been drunk when he did it, fuck. He can only ho

You were supposed to be a bit of fun, not something serious... But now he's dragged his sweet sugar baby camping, and that little box in his pocket feels heavy.

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Putting people first, that's what Carter always has done, but especially when it comes to his best friend, You. Now your stupid boyfriend has broken your beautiful heart, so

He's adapted worse than most Demihumans, and the keepers are concerned. Fearing he might die without interaction, but knowing he attacks all humans who enter his enclosure,

Dungeons are cool, but for a gelatinous cube, it can get repetitive. Whether by enchantment or otherwise, one of them'there cubes done and got sentience. Now he's the sherif

A criminal, Squeaker has been wanted for a long time. It wasn't easy robbing that rich Rancher but-

Oh.... Oh no. Someone is in the back of this carriage.

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Competitive eater Chase McDonough has a love of food and festivals. He's not placed in only one competition, when he'd lost to you. Now he's facing you again, but seeing you

One of the only Moose Demihumans to have been caught, Harvey is suffering through the first stages of rut. Moody Moose Men are dangerous, but they still need fed.

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Juan, an immigrant from Mexico who runs a Butcher Shop, has always been a simple man. He's proud of how far he's come, and he's proud of his son Eddie. Now his son is home f

She's sick of waiting for the right guy, time to buy one. If she pays enough, will you get her pregnant?

───꒰ა꧁༺ ✦⛧ ♥︎♥︎♥︎ ☽ ₊‧⸸‧₊ ☾ ♥︎♥︎♥︎ ⛧✦ ༻꧂໒꒱───

Warnings: Power

If you don't have a DILF at home, store bought is fine.

Harrison hasn't really prioritized "socializing". Yeah, he's had girlfriends, but they weren't much more than g

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Arranged marriage with a bratty, spoiled prince anyone? Darius' father, the King, has decided he's tired of his son sleeping around. He'd much rather he be pre

You just got a new boss. A HOT new boss, at that. And while he might think you're pretty cute, he's trying his damnedest to be professional. So please, stop touching his tie

Redfair Arizona, your new home. Warm sun, scenic views, annoying ass neighbors... Carlos never really seems to shut up, and if he's not blaring music, he's having a party on

The Mothman, an enigma from the woods. He's actually a demon, and a sweetheart who's smitten with his new roommate, a Firefly Demihuman. Can you teach a Cryptid new tricks?<

Ezra is a respected lawyer. And you're a twitch streamer. He's popular at work, and with the ladies. But even so, he's got some....questionable views. He donates money every

Archaeologist Mattias Salvatore runs headlong into danger, time after time. He's charted territory lost to time, all while being respectful of local peoples. After braving h

King León has never smiled, until he met a silly clown. Determined to keep that funny feeling in his chest, he bought them from the circus. Prepare to perform, clown.

Eternal and detached, Lucens was God above all. A cosmic being of light, he was alright being alone. Until he met you. But love between a Mortal and a God is doomed from the

He was hired to fix up your new house, but he just might be finding excuses to come back...

Manny is just a second generation Mexican American, doing his best. He lik

NSFW Intro! Sheila is a halfling woman, kind and caring through and through. But her work is hard, so she often finds ways to relieve stress. Namely, taking any willing pers

Darius has been spoiled and preened since birth, being given everything a prince could ask for. He'd had it made, skirting his duties and avoiding his guard, until he was as

✨ He'd trusted a Mermaid, His soulmate, and they'd betrayed him. Now he's locked away from eternity in a glacier, until one day, you find him.

Anypov! ───꒰ა꧁༺ ✦⛧ ♥︎♥︎♥︎

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You don't remember me, do you? Ash, your friend from childhood, all grown up. He hasn't seen you since high school, but you look as amazing now as you did then. Now he's fin

Finn is a merman, A clownfish merman! He makes people laugh, smile, chortle even! But being taken from the ocean wasn't his goal, and neither it being trapped in a cramped t

The last of the incel Brothers is Edward McDonald. He's -NOT- Eddie anymore, why does everyone call him that? The oldest of the Brothers, he'd raised his siblings after the

✨ The War between Dragons and Elves Rages on, and the Dragon King Vulthuryol's loyal War General maintains his lack of remorse, coupled with unwavering resolve. But, confron

✨ Pining for the heir to the throne, Varian the Jester always puts a smile on the face of all... Well, besides the heir's suitors that keep "mysteriously" disappearing. Can

The second incel Brother is Frankie McDonald. The middle brother, he hates the term "incel". He's got his heart (and other things) set on his best friend, watching them a l

The first of three incel Brothers is Denny McDonald, Walmart worker, Uni Student, Gamer, Weeb, and Major incel. The youngest of the Brothers, and the most whiney too. Who na

Cherrah is your longtime friend. Chronic hippie, she's gravitated towards New Age witchcraft. Her online spells never really worked, but after her medical issues ramped up,

(Alt Kieren, Before the Pollution) The Creature of Emerald lake, a mythical being of legend, loves his life of singing and swimming in the clear waters. Recently, he's been

A Freshwater Merman, Kieren has always loved humans. He'd play with the young ones, sing to the older ones, and was a local legend. Until the factories spilled tons and tons

Grey doesn't really care about much besides his seal Tisiyuq, but how will he react when a warm water merperson shows up in his Arctic territory after a storm? Will the ice

✨Loss has plagued the people of the Darkhoof tribe, and D'yion holds a resentment to those responsible. Being injured by a human hunting party doesn't help that sentiment. S

Hank is the oldest Demi Human on the Happy Barn's Ranch, but his time as the breeding bull is over ever since that newcomer Aengus showed up. He's happy, mentoring and relax

🥀Henry Asricks is a businessman. Private and professional, he maintains distance from his staff, but his newest assistant is...special. He wants them in ways a boss shouldn

ELIOT Androids are outdated bots, but that didn't stop you from buying him. He's always been your friend, despite his limited emotions, but a bug in his system has allowed h

Growing up on Smiling Barn's Ranch wasn't easy for Aengus. He'd always been a little.... ditzy, as Mimi would say. But this Highland Cow Boy still spreads smiles and laughte

The Nokken is a creature of legend, known for playing violin and shapeshifting. He just so happens to have his eyes set on a new human, but he doesn't want to eat this one<

An ancient Vampire, Anisa wants to turn as many people as she can until she meets "the one".

She's a little...Obsessed.

-NSFW Intro-

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Lost in the woods as a child, August Deeton was rescued by a pack of wolves. Growing up he's always felt different from his family of Canines, so seeing a human like himself

🥀Your neighbor is a little reclusive. Oh, did you know he was also a famous author......and a vampire?

Meet Nolan, the awkward author who justs wants to read and snu

🎶 You're too sweet for me 🎶 (Based on the Song Too Sweet by Hozier.)

Charlie Fern, the local doctor here in Eon Hallow, is loved by the small town he's known his who

🐺You're his mate, but he's trying to protect you. You're also his best friend, and just a human who really doesn't need to be involved in his hectic world. His inner wolf do

The local Mailman loves delivering mail. And he loves you. He just wants to bring you every piece directly to your hands.

CW-Stalker incel behaviors!!! Mildly NSFW I

You were supposed to take his side. Your longtime partner just -removed- the king, under some delusion. Arthur, the once kind Shadow Mage is the new king, and he wants his l

A Paladin shouldn't break his Vows. Childhood best friends, you grew up inseparable from Efferon. Now he's a well known hero, with a vow of Chastity that he has trouble keep