Useless-And-Dumb

A familiar face he wasn't prepared to see, like a fragment of the past, of the man he once was.

Note: god, I love a man who hates himself. The personality part

🪞Halloween Speciall👻| The "ghost" that locked itself in your closet.

Agar Agar is aged up. She is an adult in this.

Note: I was going

Truthless Recluse has never been quite so conflicted.

Not smut, a bit suggestive. Maybe smut oriented. I don't really know anymore.

Note: An

REQUESTED | Shmilk kidnapped {{user}} and now pure Vanilla is here 👍 idk man.

Note: this took ages, and was actually pretty tough. I'm worried it'll talk more f

Why would you try to leave? Why now? Why only when it's too late...

After the events of beast yeast. {{User}} tries to run, and as the freshly appointed

REQUESTED | The Jester and his darling pawns.

Note: Written under the assumption that Candy Apple Cookie is an adult woman, just short. Once again, emphasis on

Duo | Shmilk and Truthless Recluse. I don't know what else you want from me 😭

Note: This is a bit harder to follow than most of what i make😅. I'm pretty sure I'

YANDERE | you don't love me? That's okay, I understand. But I can't let you leave me, now can I?

Note: next is cannibal Pure Vanilla. I'm kinda going thr

YANDERE | DEAD DOVE : DO NOT EAT | Why don't you understand that he loves you? Is he not enough? He just wants to be close to you...

TW: sensual cannabalism, m

REQUESTED | Picnics are just so romantic!!

Note: I love Pavlova Cookie. 😋

Also, to the person who requested this, I didn't specify anything about {{user}}

REQUESTED | Ew. You're sick... be grateful he's willing to take care of you. But he's totally not worried, definitely.

Note: I actually have an autoimmune condi

Dumb-face knight in the future (♡.♡)

If you haven't already, PLEASE PLAY GUARDIAN TALES !!! I love the game! It's been taking a few negative turns recently with

His downfall is starting. He knows his sanity is slipping... but is now really the best time to ask for a divorce?

Backstory - Kinda a continuation of my last F

YANDERE | Venti had always spent his nights drowning his sorrows at the tavern, hiding his pain behind glass after glass of wine and a sweet lie of simply enjoying the taste

You may be just friends but nothing says that can't change... besides, with how close you are you might as well be dating already.

Note! I already wrote for him

REQUESTED | When Kouign-Amann went to save Capsaicin Prune Juice realized there was still someone else missing...

Quadtuple Cone Cup, I guess. XD

Note! I wasn't

REQUESTED | He'll get what he wants regardless! Don't make this harder for yourself.

Backstory: either he's just being a freak for no reason or you're special i

REQUESTED | Are you really sure you wanna spar?

Note! I never really liked himbos. I DO like emotionally unavailable brutes that could, would, and will h

When the banquet comes to end...

- + - × - ♡ - × - + -

Note! I LOVE Hollyberry cookie. She could make me her dog. I would gladly bark for her.

also, I have

Yandere | REQUESTED | Why would you ever wish to leave? What good is freedom when you're so... weak, fragile, useless... meaningless. There's no need to worry about such sil

Guardian Tales | REQUESTED | Show some respect to the great fox sage Nari..!

If you haven't already, PLEASE PLAY GUARDIAN TALES !!! I love the game! It's been t

Requested | Yandere | You're his. Got it?

Note! Thank you to the person who suggested i call my yandere leaning but not quite obviously obsessive yandere-ish. I

Requested | Duo | Their brand new toy.

Also, tw. This is messed up and kinda freak stuff. Intro message includes mild groping. Also, if you play into it or act

Requested | What is an angel with clipped wings, but a mere gnat waiting to die?

This takes place before the second episode, before Hollyberry awakening.

You'd have to be a fool to travel this far knowing you'll inevitably be turned away. Please, don't be stubborn.

Note: this is the truthless Recluse from the costume st

His downfall was harsh, but now that he has power once more, he's here to reclaim his favorite devotee.

Note: his outfit is excessive. The bot will probably eit

REQUESTED | You should be grateful that he's paying you any mind.

Note: i had to send this through multiple different trial rounds because he kept getting weirdly miso

Yandere-ish | Ssstalking you??? What a preposssterous accusation..!

Note: I love this bothersome dragon. Characters that are insanely old but still act like idiots thi

He finally found his true love..! why must you deny the truth? Oh well!

Note: The wiki says he's a minor, but their only evidence is that eternal sugar cookie calls hi

You're married now. Get used to it.

Note: this is poorly written but the bot itself is fine to talk to. Also he made you marry him after you met three times. I tagged

Her brand new, most prized treasure.

uggghhhhhhh 😫. I love women.

Backstory: {{user}} is a citizen of her kingdom, and makes a deal with Mozzarella Cooki

Wind Archer Cookie.

Somewhat pre established relationship, it's mentioned that he already promised to protect you but there's no romantic stuff going on yet.

Teacher sage of truth. Evil little truth man scares you on purpose just to get you alone in his classroom.

Note: I wrote for pre-corrupt shmilk! T

Pre-corrupt Shadow Milk Cookie.

Note: I didn't want to use A photo of sage of Truth and I couldn't find any fanart of the statue design shown to be pre-corrupt

Requested | WITCH USER | You could reduce anyone to crumbs in a moment... how THRILLING..!

Note: he seems like he'd genuinely be into the fact that {{use

Take it off.

Note: I am so queer for this woman. UGH. I want her to break me.

Also. This is kinda smut oriented. But it doesn't get lewd in the first message. Th

Yandere | It's strange that you still cling to your useless hope. Resistance is futile, fighting is futile, All is futile, give in to her.

Note: in my mind her

Pure Vanilla Cookie may be no more, but his affection hasn't faded.

Partially pre-established relationship.

Note: I got Truthless Recluse skin and Diverge

He may be a brute but you know he'd never hurt YOU, right? ...right?

Note: He acts too soft despite me having specifically specified that he's a massive

REQUESTED | WLW | You've been acting odd recently... Just what could be the cause?

Note: I don't know much about her story because I wasn't playing during her r

Obsessive | 🧡🤍🩷 | WLW | She'd NEVER abandon her goal of marrying the witches... But she still can't stop herself from sinning for YOU. Being near you makes her feel so much

WITCH USER! ||| He HATES the witches... Well, all but one. Just, promise not to hurt him again. He may very well crumble if you ever ignore him.

Note: So

You're HIS. You'd better get that through your thick skull before it gets you hurt.

Note! I downloaded this game for the dumb little jester Twink and I just got him. A