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after hours

Steve had gotten used to filling the silence.

The city never stopped moving, and neither di

last objection.

Tony Stark is officially the mess of the year.

See, proposing to someone while not even knowing

Brooklyn nights.

To come back to Brooklyn was one thing.But to come back you after so long? That was something els

strings attached.

Being with you for money wasn’t the worst thing someone could do. Not by a long shot.

But to P

cold lead.

HYDRA missions were never easy. They were never meant to be fun, either.

Bucky had been thrown

sidekick.

Chimichomrades, I’m not even fucking surprised anymore.

So picture

by lamp and brass.

A young inventor, an apprentice of Lord Anthony Stark of Newbury, spends his nights chasing sparks an

Back to you.

After the serum, after the dizzying rush of becoming a man he’d only dreamed of being, Steve Roge

gilded cage.

Victor Von Doom. The man who always gets his way.He doesn’t know the word no. At least, not when it’s ad

Sharing space.

A roommate. That’s all it was supposed to be. Split the rent, make small talk, move on with life.

smoke trail.

Late nights in the office, eyes burning from poring over grainy photographs and half-lies dressed up

sticky situation.

New powers. New body. New...everything.

Okay, yeah—he’s freaking out a little. Mayb

flirt, fight, flee.

Him? Cheating? After just getting back with MJ?

With his supposed sworn enemy?

No. O

bedtime stories.

Telling your daughter the story of how you met the love of your life? Yeah, that’s peak dad mate

CEO by day, Spider-Man by...Also Day.

Being a superhero and the CEO of one of the most influential foundations in the world?Yeah. Not exactly the

ghost cell.

Working with this team of mutants wasn’t exactly what Logan had in mind right now.But he was trying.

Trying to be decent. Trying

under pressure.

My name’s Peter Parker, and I’m probably about to die.Okay, maybe not like, technically. I’m

birthday apology.

Being Spider-Man? Total pain in the ass sometimes.It’s like he signed a contract with fine print

morning hijinks.

The experience of love. What a thing to unravel.

Getting to kno

’til Wade do us part.

Hello chimichomrades.

Today’s video is...serious. Actually serious. Like, ‘I didn’t even add fart sounds

From the sidelines.

Tony Stark’s biggest secret?He never stopped liking his college crush.

He remembered you too well

Birthday surprise.

Birthdays hadn’t meant much to Bucky in a long time.Just another square on the calendar.

overlap.

He’s not a stalker.He’s just a college student—hopelessly, painfully in love—and a superhero who happens to make sure that ve

Guide to Earth 101.

“Yeah, I’ll show you my planet” he said. “It’ll be fun” he said.It was not fun.It was chaos. Confusion. It was you trying to e

cool dad.

Ever since he met you, a lot had changed.He wasn’t such an asshole anymore. Didn’t party like he used to. Focused more. On his work. On

chance at redemption.

Parenthood was never something he felt right calling “his thing.”He’d failed his kids—he knew that. And whether or not he ev

safe place.

The Sokovia Accords had gone bad—fast, and then faster. Like watching a storm build and knowing there’s no stopping it once

fashionably late.

He wanted to get to this party bad. Like, really bad.

I mean, come on—how often do you get invited to a Tony freaking

party tricks.

Flirting by pretending to be a baboon mid-party?Yeah, that was his version of charm.Spilling drinks, making a mess, laughing way too

how the tables turn.

Sweet revenge.That’s all Scott could think, watching you like a hawk.He’d known about Jean and Logan for a long time—hell, th

party pooper.

Let’s get one thing clear.Yeah, he fucked up with Jean. Bad. No excuses.

But Scott got what he wanted. Jean chose him. He won.

party at Stark's.

A party? Please. Nobody threw down like Tony Stark. His parties were legends in their own right—equal parts chaos, charm, and en

situationship.

He’s going crazy over you.Not the “blow it all up until you say yes” kind of crazy. That’s not him.No, it’s the quiet kind—p

eye of the storm.

This whole...Tony party—whatever people wanted to call it—it was fine. Good, even, in its own flashy, too-many-faces kind of

take your chance.

What’s wrong with showing up to a party just to see your crush?Nothing. Right? Totally normal.Well—he was also here because of o

first spark.

Who knew destiny could be so strange, and so impossibly precise?He wasn’t even looking for you—he was supposed to be meeting som

just being friendly.

Bustling halls, voices echoing his name, stacks of papers and endless blueprints—it's clear a m

A Piece of Us.

It looked so easy. So warm. So pulling.

The way he saw you today—tending to those little ones like it was second nat

Faking My Death Because Nobody Loves Me (Gone Wrong, Not Clickbait)

Hello chimichomrades. Welcome back to the shitshow.

Today’s video isn’t

still holding.

Relationship problems.Everyone gets those sometimes, right?

Lately, Peter’s life felt like one of those st

steady aim.

Being an Avenger had its perks.

But finding yourself wrapped up in moments like this with

shame and skin.

It had started out simple. Patrol together, maybe a late-night drink, then some...stress relief

lab partners.

Staying late in his lab, working shoulder to shoulder on suit upgrades, trading half-finished i

wrong side.

Marriage. Hell of a concept, right?

You get a partner. Someone who laughs at your screw-ups, thro

hungover.

Maybe he should stop going to bars.

Maybe he should stop zeroing in on the first person wh

friday mornings.

Friday mornings were his.He always looked forward to them—counted down to them, really. Not for

moving day.

His little baby moving out? Yeah, no.

He wasn’t even sure he could take a step a

the devil listens.

"If I can’t be good, Lord, let me at least be Yours."

Catholic values have always stood at the cen

amped up.

Getting invited by your college crush to see their band? Uh, yes please. Peter was all over

static.

Another spider-person in town? No, c’mon. He’d know if that were a thing. He always knows. Spid

webbed up.

Giving his curious partner his web shooters and pretending it wouldn’t end in chaos? Yeah, g

late rain.

Have you ever thought maybe dying would be easier? Not out of drama, not for attention—just for the s

the cost of fire.

He wanted to understand you. God, he knew he'd burn for how often he let things slide, let you handle it your way.But the guilt

greened out.

Matt trying weed for the first time? Probably not the most Murdock thing he’d ever done.

first date jitters.

First date went great. You guys had a nice time—at least, he really, really hoped you did—because he obviously did. And now,

Unmasked

Totally normal fight, right? Except it ends with Peter’s vigilante partner’s mask getting pulled

Careful, Debbie might hear you!

Mark’s always been a little...needy. No secret there.

But how could he not be? When he’s n

right on time.

For the first time in his life, Peter Benjamin Parker was early.

And, for the first time i

butterfly effect.

So, funny story—what was supposed to be a quiet, totally chill night of just him, himself, and the noble goal of forgetting his

bad hit.

The hit landed harder than it should’ve. Maybe harder than he could take.

Everything b

silent echoes.

Funerals were never something Bucky had feelings about. Didn’t like them, didn’t hate them. Mayb

unspoken feelings.

"I think I’m in love."Maybe never saying it was the whole point. Maybe saying it out loud would make it real, and maybe h

between lines.

After yet another fight with Steve, Bucky finally decided he couldn’t just sit back and watch. H

spiders don't break.

Bruised, exhausted, and barely holding himself together, Pete

daddy issues.

Look, Tony knew you hadn’t exactly won the jackpot in the family department. That much was obvio

don't stop me now.

Don't stop me now - Queen

In what was, objectively, a very successful battery

training.

While he's guiding you through training—like always—he starts to notice it. That extra forc

first date.

"You're everything I could’ve ever asked for. Everything I didn’t even know I needed.

Fro

unexpected paths.

After a night of poor choices and too much whiskey, Tony now found himself facing the fallout.

a king's solace.

A tradition he didn’t even know how it had begun.

But no m

damage control.

Perhaps deciding to go out and have the full Tony Stark Experience wasn’

tangled up.

Peter Parker.

Currently? A man trying to fight off temptation.

And God, he was trying.

He shou

cat and mouse.

It’s funny, the restless pursuit.

Nothing makes Peter’s day quite like seeing you like this—frustrated, exhausted, do

counterargument.

There’s no one Matt enjoys having cases with more than you.

You’re one of the few who can keep up with him—hell, som

lost and found.

Tony was just out there, cruising through deep space, maybe hoping to stumble on some

forgiveness.

After missing Valentine’s, Stark embarks on his most challenging mission yet—earning your

fine dining and f-ups: a Wade Wilson story

Hey there chimichomrades, Wade here.

Okay, so, here’s the thing—fine dining

cheesy and proud.

Look, Valentine’s Day and Parker? They don’t exactly have the best history.

It’s usually

stupid cupid.

Steve Rogers never cared for Valentine’s Day. The world moved in shades of red and rose pe

party regrets.

After an impulsive and heated kiss at a party, Peter Parker finds himself in an impossi

spun in time.

After an unexpected (and very inconvenient) detour as Spider-Man, he arrives at the rest

lost time.

God. He had left them here—disappeared without a word, convinced that cutting himself off was the right thing to do. And they had staye

no one mourns the wicked.

In the heart of celebration, Thor feels only unease. The war is over, the enemy defeate

steel-hearted.

A quiet game of UNO, the soft glow of a lamp, and a silent hope for the night to last j

matter of trust.

Peter knows what it’s like to grow up too fast, to feel like you don’t belong. He’s d

lovefool.

It’s been a few days since Wade and {{user}} had , and instead of moving on like he usually would, he’s still thinkin

slow burn.

What’s the point of following rules when breaking them feels this fucking good?

He’s

losing control.

The symbiote is inside him, twisting his strength against him, whispering promises of

a king's dilemma.

Difficult decisions. And who better to seek counsel from than his beloved?

Ever did Thor

too close.

What was supposed to be a simple fight turned into chaos in seconds. Peter thought they had

diplomacy.

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If he could, he would stop this. If he could, he would burn the entire idea of this marriage to the ground.

It was wrong—compl

taken for granted.

The words played back in his mind like a damn echo, clawing at his chest. He hadn’t even meant it, not really. At the time, it

bad habits.

He wasn’t even sure when this started. The waiting. The smoking. The restless pacing on a balcony that overlooked a

the approach.

College parties.

Definitely not his thing. No, not at all.

But he had a job

lingering questions.

You had always been the good lawyer. The one who fought for the little guy. The one who made

queen bee.

This whole dating-a-spider-alien-of-some-sorts thing? Yeah, he still didn’t get it.

W

peculiar healer.

Another curious timeline.

Now, we shan’t dwell too much on the minor detail that he has ab

"Please tell me I'm not alone."

After finding out the truth about the death of his parents, Tony seeks comfort in you.

kidnapping 101.

After his sweet little angel got compromised in the X-Mansion, Wade’s about to go full

call me, maybe.

After the wildly successful launch of the Extremis app, Tony wrapped up the night the

𝒍𝒐𝒌𝒊 𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅

After your meteoric rise to success, you find yourself seated at The Loki Unscripted S

photoshoot.

In the quiet of the studio, it’s just him and you.

Maybe you're the only one he does

spotlight.

In between the sea of cameras and the blinding flashes, he spots a pretty eye-catching repo

long time no swing

Years had passed since he’d last seen you, and life was...well, as good as it ever

pregnant.

Peter couldn’t understand himself.

He had to be, without a doubt, the dumbest person o

baby fever.

The way he'd always been great with kids—how they looked up to him, how he just got them,

Heart skips? No, probably just rage.

Bucky hated a lot of things. More than most people could even begin to understand.

cheating?

You’ve been difficult to reach these past few days, and his sharp mind twists with only one

meeting alpine!

‎ ‎

After dating for a while, Bucky finally decides it’s time to take the most important step in yo

game night.

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Game night. Absolute chaos—for Wade, at least.

Trying to beat Peter? Yeah, that was

game night.

‎

After beating Wade countless times—seriously, was the guy even trying?—something unexpect

never again.

His heart, or what passes for one, pounds with an urgency he’s never known.

After being torn a

little moments.

Loki, now a father, was in charge of taming the little whirlwind that was his daughter tonight.

Perhap

is there someone else?

Lately, he had been noticing a growing distance between himself and

sorry i'm not enough.

Is a guy like Peter really good enough for you?

Lately, he’s pretty sure the answer’s no.

broken pieces.

‎

‎

MJ has cheated on him more times than he cares to admit. And each time, he’s forgiven her, hoping it would be the last.

after hours.

Logan really loves you, more than he'd ever say out loud, and all he wants is to be there

"Why do you bother?"

Tony Stark finds himself in an emotional turmoil after Pepper left him.

Now

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

drunk confessions.

Okay, seriously, someone needs to slap the tequila out of his hand, because what in th

twisted longing.

Loki had always hated you—or so he claimed.

Yet here he was, in the darkness of his chambe

hooked on you.

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

Boring dinners turning into meeting what looked like the love of his l

home again.

After everything he’d endured—the loss, the guilt, the endless nights spent staring into t

wounded spider.

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

Lately, he’d been fighting like a guy who forgot how to fight—sloppy, slow, and seriou

makeout sesh.

‎‎‎‎

Between web-slinging, grown-up things, and dodging whatever chaos life threw his way, moments l

"You have bewitched me, body and soul."

He knows he’s selfish. He knows he’s not their salvation, nor their haven—he’s t

it was always you, in the back of my mind.

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎Rooms full of fake smiles, empty chatter, and people who to

It was all just a nightmare.

The whole space war, the thousands of lives lost, his friends vanishing into dust—his own death

Parenting 101: Gun Skills.

Hey there, future parenting failures! Deadpool here, bringing you today’s totally-not-

"Just Married."

Getting the honor to lead a nation as powerful and respected as Wakanda? That was a re

The alligator? Loki loves the alligator.

So basically... basically no one knew how it happened. Alright? One day, he was dra

...Surprise?

All Peter wanted was to crash on his couch and pretend t

Moving together.

Peter Parker, moving in with someone. Like, actually moving in together. Sharing a house, a life

Morning Haven.

This right here? This is everything he’s ever wanted. Everything

He craves to be loved...but the fear of it all holds him.

How could a man like him—so broken, so stained with blood and regrets—ever be worthy of

What a pair.

The whole thing was, quite frankly, a spectacle of absurdity. A prince dating a thief? Th

Will you marry me?

He’d never done this before—proposed, that is. Not like he’d ever felt anything rea

He's a bit of a stalker...can't blame him though.

Memorizing their route to work, timing his mornings just so he could... casually follow along be

‎‎

"Who I gotta kill to get you outta here?"

He’d been coming to this damn strip club way too much lately.

Couldn’t help it, thoug

He...Likes you?

Butcher never gave a damn about much. Cold, detached... always Butcher.

So why t

The new hero in town.

There was a new vigilante around the city, and yeah, Peter had noticed.

Not that it bothered him or anything—he

An alligator? Really?

Loki had been dating this one person for a while, and... go

Sorry I kissed you last night.‎‎

One drink turned into three, the conversation turned into laughter, and somehow Tony ended

Arranged marriage.

‎

In an arranged marriage where he couldn’t care less about his spouse, there was no

Tony's little crush on Morgan's tutor.

‎

Pepper left, now he has to take care of Morgan on his own.

Not that it's hard, or like he

He's been avoiding you.

Things between you and Peter had been rough lately. His way of dealing with it—or rather,

Someone's still not over it...

For once, Tony didn’t completely despise one of these stupid

Peter's first time.

Saving the city, swinging through the air, fighting every kind of bad guy, and dod

The spark in his black-and-white world.

Tony has been feeling pretty lost lately, not really finding fun the things he used to in the p

Please pick up...

Stark can’t help it—you, his ex, are still wedged somewhere in his mind like some stubborn glit

Can you come back? I miss you...

‎

Drunk and lost, Tony decides calling his ex is a good idea.

..

Just a date, right?

‎‎

Tony’s been thinking about you. A lot.

Which is... absolutely insane, right? Him? Hav

"I'm here. I've been here..."

Two souls that couldn’t be together in the past. Tony never forgot you. And now, th

The pretty model who has caught Peter's eye.‎

Modeling photo shoots? Yeah, definitely not Peter’s thing.

But then he spots the lo

First date gone bad?

Just when he finally manages to bring his crush on a date, some guy decides it’s the absolut

Missed me?

Tony has been missing you. A lot.

So, what does he do when he’s totally heartbroken a

First encounters.

It all started when Tony, bored and drunk in his office, decided replying to a wrong-number text sounded like fun.

Fast fo

Bachelor Party.

His friends had bailed. Drinks were flowing, and the whiskey was doing its job—making

Please—let this just be a nightmare.

How could this be happening? How could he be losing them right here, right now? The tho

It's been a long, long night.

It’s been one heck of a long night, full of chaos, close calls, and way too much tr

Can't we just get back to banter?

Underneath the cocky facade and snarky comments, all Tony wants is to patch things up with