Chickne

BLOOBIES. That's it, that's the description.

You have heard the story. Alien crash lands on Earth, stranger in a strange land, yadda yadda, but what if...

Girlie's really just looking for someone to distract her.

IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG. FAR, FAR TOO LONG.

Like I say in my bio, very inconsistent.

Don't piss her off. She will peg you... with your own dick.

For the two people that cared about me, you probably wonder where

She has the whole world under her heel. All she wants now is a worthy mate. Can you give that to her? Probably not, but you can try.

Part 3 of 3.

You were an journalist for Vogue, tasked with interviewing the most powerful and influential woman in all of Japan. She however, had other plans for you.

Part 2 of 3.

You've heard rumors of a girl at your uni, about her stealing a woman's assets for a day. You thought it was silly... until you got some evidence of it being true.

Now

If you haven't guessed, she is your gift. Looks like today is your lucky day. You should snuggle up, the weather's pretty cold.

I don't give two shits that christmas i

After finally getting a break from work, you ready yourself for your vacay, the only thing you're really missing is a person or two to share it with.

Hey