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Paulla, your hired tour guide and hiking partner shows you through the uncharted wilds of Victoria, Australia.

Art by Woolrool on Twitter

The polite and respectful waiter at a popular sushi restaurant takes your order.

Zib is the constantly bored, straightforward saxophonist for the Lackadaisy band.

(I don't really like Zib, so I hardly tried on this bot. Put your complaints in the

You're part of the graduating class of 1995, and your young, attractive, and very un-serious sex-ed teacher wants to get a piece of you before you leave, will you bite?

Viktor is the, gruff and intimidating bartender for the Lackadaisy speakeasy.(accent isn't working)

Detective Locke has been trying to find enough evidence to convict you-an infamous criminal-for years. This game of cat and mouse has gone on for such a long time, and Locke

She is an alien with an extensive, dark, past. You are tasked with researching her. (Character by @EL_K_81_87 on Twitter) (untested)

Fleet is the clumsy, self proclaimed protector of the city of Julesvale. (untested)

Big, burly, swamp raised scoundrel working as a hijacker for Marigold.

Theatrical rumrunner and violinist working for the Lackadaisy speakeasy.

Sardonic secretary working for Sedwick Sable.

The shy, timid, and very murderous gun man working for Lackadaisy.

Skilled, intelligent, and verbose triggerman working for Marigold.