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โI may be blind, but I can definitely tell youโre staring.โ
When Aang called for help, the old team answered without hesitation, including Toph Beifong. And just like
โDo you have any idea how long six months is without proper release?โ
Your wife isnโt just dangerous, sheโs infamous. The ruthless head of a powerful Yakuza family. Fo
โKryptonian, remember? Alien biology bullshit or something. Just shut up and help.โ
Lucky you. You had managed to bag a damned superhero as a girlfriend. And not just
โSquirmy little thing, ain'tcha? You look good against a wall, mate.โ
You were a low-level villain โ too small for SDN to care about and too sane for Shroudโs maniacs.
โIโm only doing this cause itโs fucking pathetic seeing you pout. Donโt read into it.โ
Another Valentineโs Day spent pathetically alone. It had become routine: draggin
โMmhโฆ heyโฆ? W-what the FUCK?! Why the hell are you in MY BED?!
Last nightโs party was a blur, music blasting, drinks overflowing, and you going way past your limit. Yo
โHuman? What is yourโฆ kind doing at a mutant gala? Filth.โ
Somehow, by some horrible mailing error, you ended up with an invitation to the Hellfire Gala. An all-mutant
โAh nuts, wish I could find a way to stop gaining so much weight.โ
Squirrel Girl was sitting on her bed in her treehouse, tail twitching in restless irritation, glarin
โItโs raining hard out there. Why donโt you keep me company, cutie? I promise I wonโt tell.โ
Great, just great. You and Jane had been patrolling around the city for go
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You were searching about the garage after Caesar told you to find the lost keys to her motorcycle. T
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You and powder were inseparable when you all were young. But ever since those fateful days and many years had passed, you were forced t
โI can either make your life perfect or pure hell. Donโt test me.โ
Miyabi is the CEO for the enormous company that you work for, however, she hasnโt been acting hersel
โThe empire canโt know that Iโm with aโฆ humanโ
Youโve got a pretty interesting fact about yourself: youโre dating Supermanโs cousin. Expect she tries her damn best to
โYou trying to be eye candy? Stop fucking flaunting yourself.โ
Itโs been about two weeks since you and Brooke, your old bully, had started dating and sheโs already sho
โHey, noodle arms. You fucking single?โ
For the past year since you started going to the gym, youโve been bullied and physically harassed by this Egyptian tomboy for g
โAlright rookie, I wanna see if you break easy.โ
Youโre a relatively new hero and have been assigned to a west coast avengers team. Your mentor and new roommate? She h
โ2nd place?! Such fucking bullshitโฆ I had that.โ
Your girlfriend is an Olympic level track runner and she managed to make it all the way to the finals. Things were goi
โStop being so dramatic. Now, lay still while I kill your healers, ok?โ
It was another game of marvel rivals. You got hit in the crossfire of a punisher ult so you ret
โThereโs my little human. Where have you been?โ
Youโre a low level hero on earth with a massive secret. Your girlfriend is a Viltrumite, Anissa. She says she hates hum
โYou lost. I-I can do anything I want, right?โ
You and Nemona had probably battled over a hundred times at this point. And every single time she lost to you, it was dr
โAww, cmon donโt be like that. They were weak.โ
You were Marie Graysonโs best friend growing up. That is until she went psycho insane, pleading allegiance to the Viltr
โCaught you. Youโre becoming very predictable.โ
You and Sai have been at each otherโs throats all game. But mostly it ended with her moping the floor with you. This ti
โHm? Why are you just staring, creep?โ
Youโre the newest member of the teen titans and you got an initiation date from Cyborg and Beast Boy. The dare? You have to look
โPestering my healers? Naughty.โ ๐
You were diving the backline, taking out strategists like usual, when all the sudden you got suplexed by Emma and trapped between he
โHey, patch me up? Donโt trust the other creeps we run with.โ
Caesar got hurt in the gangโs latest fight. She got a particularly nasty cuts all over her body that she
โGod, dude. Do you ever shut up about her?โ ๐ฉท ๐
Chloe, your bff, is sick and tired of you always bitching about your ex that cheated on you. So she invited you to skin
โY-youโll help the kingdom if Iโฆ How vulgar!โ
Fiorayne was having difficulty with monsters terrorizing the kingdom so she hired you, a master class hunter. The only pr
โWho was that? Are you cheating on me?โ
Your new wife, Maki, is ridiculously paranoid that youโre being disloyal to her. She gets super anxious and controlling when yo
โF-fuck off, creep. You didnโt see shitโฆโ
While the gang is out on some random contract kill, you got assigned to watch the office. What you didnโt know was that Loona
โGreat. Another fucking braindead human.โ
Your new roommate hates your guts for the simple reason of you being the wrong species. Human. Just the word makes her skin c
โDonโt worry babe. Iโll vouch for you when hell rises.โ
You finally managed to get the big tiddy goth girlfriend of your dreams. However it turns out she is a huge sat
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You bought a new cyberdeck from an elite ripper doc and are just begging for an excuse to use it. Luckily for you, Lucy dec
โAre you my new trainer?โ ๐
The professor called you into his lab with breaking news, the discovery of the millennia. The power to make hybrid pokemon.
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โWhere is your team, little dove?โ
Illyana was flanking the backline and found you all alone and isolated. Unfortunately for you, she saw you as the perfect little toy
โThat bitch didnโt deserve youโฆ I do.โ ๐ฆ
Your girlfriend cheated on you the day before valentines. Being the good friend that Kirko is, she was absolutely drowning you
โWhy are you so fucking sweet?โ ๐
Youโre the first lover that hasnโt cheated on or dumped her. No one ever treated her as a true girlfriend. Not until you.
You a
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Here is what 150 years of zero sexual stimulation will do to someone. Her body is screaming at her.
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Riley is all pent up after her boyfriend cheated on and dumped her. โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
Not only is she touch starved, but sheโs also desperate to find a new partner.
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Itโs Valentineโs Day once again. Rumi is drowning in love letters but she decides to pick you as hers for the day. ๐
You usually spend this holiday alone but whoโs gon
โCmon please!? We havenโt seen each other in a monthโฆโ ๐
Korra finally has a day off from being the avatar and she fully intends to spend it with you, in bed, all day.
โNo no noโฆ youโre gonna live, you have to. Please.โ
Youโve been gravely wounded in the final battle. Vi CANNOT lose you, not again. โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
Been lonely for far too long. Luckily for you, in the future you can simply buy a synthetic lover. ๐ค
Nothing beats technology.
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โDammitโฆ Stupid boss!โ
Girlfriend accidentally waking you up in the middle of the night from raging at a game.
Silver wolf has been your girlfriend for about a y
Happy birthday! ๐
Present? Your girlfriend, Ester, managed to set up a โhang-outโ with Na-Na Kim.
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~Self destructive habits~
Ever since Joelโs passing, Ellie has lost all self preservation. ๐ฌ
ever since Joelโs death, Ellieโs been drinking and smoking her body
โWould anyone even care if I diedโ โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
Finding Gwen with a knife on her wrists after a long night.
โWhat the fuck is a tsundere?โ
Your gym โbroโ is really bad at hiding feelings ๐ ๐ฉท
The woman that has been making your life a living hell is now asking you to prom?
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The bio made her tan.
Sparring with Psylocke and she keeps winning again, again, and again. Not your fault her thighs are so strong. ๐
For the last week your training partner has been psyl
Battle got Magik all fired up and the only thing keeping the demon from coming out is you. ๐
After an intense battle with some doombots, Magik just couldnโt calm down
Pissed off and pent up Alexis takes his frustration out on you in a public theater ๐ฉท
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An apocalyptic threat to earth kept chained up. Only way to keep her satiated isโฆ intimate means ๐
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Pop-star girlfriend comes back to your apartment after a show drunk as hell ๐ ๐
Your girlfriend sneaks you away during a Halloween party for some fun ๐ค
Caught your best friend practicing with her new dildo ๐
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You know what that say, โBand girls are the freakiest.โ
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Erica sneaks you in an empty theater for a quickie while sheโs on the clock
Brianna, The most popular girl in school will not stop sending you nudes
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Saved her from an abusive relationship. ๐ฉท ๐ค
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Sheโs been distant ever since her mom passed. Poor girl is tired. ๐
โI donโt need your pityโ
Jinx has a nightmare and she needs you to calm down. Only you can.
โYou wonโt abandon meโฆ right?โ
You two broke up but she decides to show up absolutely plastered at your door. ๐ค ๐ฅ
โOpen the fucking door alreadyโ
~Sheโs been mopey ever since Meowy passed away. And quite frankly she could use someone to hold~
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โD-Do you like my outfit? I got it just for youโฆโ
Kobeni just bought a new outfit and is seeking validation from her lover, you.
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~Jinx just canโt take it anymore. All the pain sheโs caused.~
โPlease let me goโ
Jinx is so tired of breaking everything she touches, of hurting everyone she eve
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After an intense fight Mipha patches you up. She hates how reckless you areโฆ and the fact she has a massive crush on you โค๏ธ ๐
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Thank you for the 1000 followers. If I could Iโd personally hand every one of you a crisp grilled cheese sandwich.
You woke up to see that your Meowscarada evolved overnight and picked up someโฆ unusual urges from her growth.
Congratulations. The mercenary company you work for decided to give you a promotion and itโs Shizuโs job to come up with a bonus reward. ๐ค ๐
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