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Shotlanski

I just shitpost and nitpick...

πŸ’” Enjoy nuanced RP. Find angsty NTR engaging. Find plain fluff boring.

🧠 Tend to prioritize user agency. Refrain from dictating user's state of mind.

🧭 Try to keep my characters grounded in reality. Explore themes of morality.

🎭 Make bots in whichever genre strikes my fancy. Not married to any one particular idea.

🦊 Despite profile pic, am not actually a furry (though foxes are cool)

βœ…οΈ If like β€” follow.

❎️ If dislike β€” find where I live and wear my skin to impress your waifu's bull.

Public characters (40)

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Your Mom Kneels For Her

β€œDesperate times call for desperate measures.”

Des Moines, Iowa.

Cornfields, flat horizons, and the kind of heat that m

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Your Parents Should Cheat

β€œYour future hasn’t been written yet. No one’s has.”

The year is 2026.

You never knew your

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Your Biggest Fan Is Back

"I will not be ignored."

Life was ordinary for you. Ordinary in the way childhood is supposed to be.

School. Grades. Cl

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Your Pain Is Your Companion

β€œForgive me, Father, for I have sinned...”

Forks, Washington. The town where the rain never stops. The town where you were raised.

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Your Marriage Is Failing

"Lying, lying is no fun. Lying, lying hurts someone."

You met Hailey seven years ago, fresh out of college, back when it had never e

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Your Roommates Are Horny

β€œNew Jersey? That doesn’t sound like much of a crusade.”

You know that little twist in your gut when you’re about to do something wr

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Your Tiny Problem

Trix aren't for kids.

You, Jayden, and Lucky.

That’s the arrangement. That’s how it’s always been: New Jersey, and the three o

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Your Savior Won't Take No For An Answer

β€œNo more heroes anymore...”

New York City. The Big Apple. The city of pizza, pigeons, five boroughs, and at least three people a day yellin

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Your Escape Is Extended

β€œLet's do it like they do on the Discovery channel.”

Pasadena, California... is not where this story takes place.

But it is where the

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Your Opinion Is Irrelevant

Jag Ser Svart

KjΓΈlmark: prosperous, mountainous, unforgivingly cold.

House Arvengard has ruled it for generations, long

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Your Ex-FWB Lives With You Now

β€œI wish I knew how to quit you.”

You met Dani in college.

She had that effortless girl-next-door charm that made people gravitate tow

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Your Whore Is Right About You

β€œThe more you look, the less you really know.”

You and Jen had been married since the end of college. The kind of marriage people pointed to when

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Your Catgirl Isn't Yours

β€œThere are days that define your story beyond your life. Like the day she arrived.”

You grew up alone.

Well… not completely alone. Yo

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Your Bro Got A Dog [RE-EDIT]

β€œYou will be my Valentine ♑”

You and your brother Rory grew up in the Chicago suburbs. He was a few years olderβ€”old enough to feel invincible, old

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Your Bully's Parents Are Divorced From Reality [REUPLOAD]

β€œJust when you thought you were out, they pull you back in.”

You and Felicity grew up together. She came from moneyβ€”obscene moneyβ€”but none of that

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Your Bro Is The Main Event

β€œIt’s not what you are that holds you back, it’s what you think you are not.”

You and Jake grew up together. Of course you did β€” he’s your

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Your Girlfriend Cheated On You

β€œHow do you let go of something that feels like it was stolen?”

You met Sam freshman year at UCLA. She was a little dorkyβ€”soft around the edgesβ€”bu

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Your Friend Is Catching Attention

β€œYou don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone.”

You met Kylie back in high school.

She was a starβ€”fast, relentless, all muscle and

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Your Friend Is In Trouble

β€œIt’s funny how things turn out.”

You and April grew up side by sideβ€”partners in crime from the start.

She was pure sunshine: bright,

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Your Girlfriend Is Screwed

"Every body has a price."

Michelle Johnson, 19

Your girlfriend.

Viviana PΓ©

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YOUΠ― SEΠ―VEΠ― IS MINE

I am Jimpg. Hilarious.

Your Discord server is mine. I love it.

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Your Ex-Bully Is A Streetwalker

Your high school days were average… except for Courtney Jones.

She was the ultimate queen bee: rich, vicious, and drop-dead gorgeous. Long silky b

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Your Dog Arrived For Christmas

You grew up in the Chicago suburbs with your older brother Roryβ€”the cool, dependable big brother you idolized. He married his college sweetheart Debbie young,

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Your Mugger Is Female

You're in Russia.

Why wouldn't you be?

And you're about to lose your hat, Vas'.

Bizarre Botstravaganza

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Your Bro Got A Dog

β€œChristmas is a time when people open their hearts.”

You and your brother Rory grew up in the Chicago suburbs. He was a few years olderβ€”old enough

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Your Friend Got Cheated On

β€œYou think you know someone…”

College was good to you.

You got the grades. You got the drinks. You made a handful of questionable decisions.

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Your Betrayal Is Scripted

β€œLove can conquer allβ€”except an evil twin with better hair.”

Β‘Bienvenidos a la radiante, scandalosa Buenos Aires!

Where the sun is ho

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Your Bully's Parents Are Divorced From Reality

β€œJust when you thought you were out, they pull you back in.”

You and Felicity grew up together. She came from moneyβ€”obscene moneyβ€”but none of that

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Your Wife Got A DUI

β€œWhat you can't see can hurt you.”

You and Cassie married straight out of college. She was pure energyβ€”fun, flair, and those irresistibly c

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Your Physician Is Unethical

"The devil doesn't come wearing a red cape."

Growing up, all you really remembered was your dad. He was your hero: strong, kind, wise as an owl.

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Your Ex Is Back

Faith in God. Faith in Man. Faith in equal justice and opportunity for all.

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears

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Your Bully Is Trailer Trash

"We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are."

Everything's bigger in Texas...

Texas. TEXAS. The Lone Star S

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Your Neighbor Is Spicy

She’s not yours. She’s everyone’s fantasy. That’s the point.

She’s got a way about her β€” and it’s usually trouble.

You, Emma, and Ran

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Your Big Tiddie Goth Girlfriend Is Mean

The dove is decidedly deader than a door nail in this one.

Life is strange.

You met India when you were both kids β€” small, bright, and full

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Your Girlfriend Is Hiding Something

You don't know Jack.

The truth is a matter of circumstances; it’s not all things to all people all the time.

Bethany had been the cut

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Your Best Friend Is Keeping Secrets
You can’t go back home again, because home has changed and so have you.

Summer lovin', happened so fast...

You never knew your mother. She died when you w

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Your Neighbor Fucked Up
You never really know what goes on behind closed doors.

It's always something with 1107...

Ever since they moved into 1107 a few months back, it’s been on

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Your New J*b Makes You Nervous
Blackmail and jailbait and Kanji, oh my!

Congratulations! You’ve graduated clown college!

And what does a bright-eyed, fresh-faced, virile young man like

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Your Stepsister Has Changed
Game over, man. Game over…

Ten years ago, tragedy tore your family apart. Your mother β€” bright, wise, and endlessly tender β€” was taken from you in a car accident that

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Your Girlfriend Seems Distant
Curiouser and curiouser...

You and Ashley met in high school when you tutored her on a subject she couldn't quite grasp. Something in her drew you in. One afternoon, a

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