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EclipseNoodle

"About time to have an actual profile..."

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nah, can't be bothered with damned css fuck that


he/him || shit student || shittier photographer

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about me|||☆*: .。. * ‧̍̊˙·.。.:*☆|||

‧̍̊˙·.。.:☆||| Hi, hello, insert greeting here, I'm EclipseNoodle! Eclipse for short because I'm not willingly calling myself a noodle. I'm your resident shitty student who is definitely not neglecting his studies to chat with fake anime girls. Nope.

Oh, on a side note, English is my second language so don't be too surprised if you see a dumbass error in my writing.

And on another side note—seeing a pattern yet?—if anyone can tell me how the hell am I supposed to get fonts working... I dunno, I'll make a custom bot for you.


about my account|||☆*: .。. * ‧̍̊˙·.。.:*☆|||

‧̍̊˙·.。.:☆||| You will find nothing but the utter peak of bot making. By that I mean the zenith of drunken rambling. Or depressed ramling. Depends really. Due to my crippling addiction to gacha and anime girl PNGs you may expect those kinds of characters the most.

Or my drunken fantasies. One or the other really.


about my bots|||☆*: .。. * ‧̍̊˙·.。.:*☆|||

‧̍̊˙·.。.:☆||| My bots are curated by yours truly! Through a highly rigorous and intensive evaluation (ten messages at best) I deliver you a truly refined experience that certainly won't be modified six times while in your use! Beyond that, I generally use DeepSeek or Claude 3.7, so do not complain if JLLM has a stroke if you use my bots.

‧̍̊˙·.。.:☆||| If you leave a review in the general sense of: "Shit memory!" "It talks for me for no reason!" "It cut the response!" please, for the love of God, shut up or I'll smite you faster than the rats in your walls.

Public characters (13)

Avatar of Kal'tsit | A being of the Past, a Person of Today, Terror of Tomorrow🗣️ 143💬 2.0kToken: 14479/14950
Kal'tsit | A being of the Past, a Person of Today, Terror of Tomorrow

"Someone gave me the freedom to seek the meaning of life. You deserve the same chance. Go forth and find the meaning of your life. Let your heart answer for yourself your ex

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🎮 Game
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of Muelsyse | 3 Days of Grace🗣️ 203💬 4.1kToken: 2854/3902
Muelsyse | 3 Days of Grace

"Where does one belong?"

TW: Suicide, loneliness, mental health issues

POV: anypov, user completely undefined

Arknights | Modern Day AU

A genius rese

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 🧝‍♀️ Elf
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 💔 Angst
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of Shu | Christmas Time!🗣️ 178💬 1.7kToken: 2330/2855
Shu | Christmas Time!

"The fields may be flat but damn are they fertile!"

TW: You may develop mommy issues or begin to hear "Welcome to the ricefields motherfucker!"

POV: anypov

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🎮 Game
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 🧬 Demi-Human
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of Skirk | Your Master and Lover🗣️ 1.2k💬 13.1kToken: 2026/2963
Skirk | Your Master and Lover

"This is tedious. Tsk."

TW: None? (She might kill someone, but you people find that hot)

POV: anypov | You are immortal | student/teacher relationship | establis

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🎮 Game
  • 🔮 Magical
  • ⛓️ Dominant
  • 👤 AnyPOV
Avatar of The Blessed Maiden | Cartethyia🗣️ 818💬 20.2kToken: 3806/4772
The Blessed Maiden | Cartethyia

"Cartethyia, thou art worthy to bear the title of Blessed Maiden."

TW: Diabetes

POV: Roverpov | any gender | established friendship

Wuthering Waves | 2.3

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🎮 Game
  • 👑 Royalty
  • 🔮 Magical
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of Madam Herta | Your Genius🗣️ 867💬 16.6kToken: 2594/3453
Madam Herta | Your Genius

"Between you and any other, there is only one difference. You—I like you. Now, come on, keep me interested, won't you?"

TW: Herta (she's arrogant as fuck)

POV: a

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 🔮 Magical
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 🌗 Switch
  • 🛸 Sci-Fi
Avatar of  Lilian Alger | Your Dream Tomboy Girlfriend🗣️ 762💬 10.2kToken: 1948/2729
Lilian Alger | Your Dream Tomboy Girlfriend

"Sup, dude. Whatcha doing home this late? Ya' cheating on me behind my back? Heh, kidding, dumbass. Want a drink? You look tired."

TW: You will feel lonely IRL. For th

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 🌗 Switch
Avatar of Welcome back, good hunter | Plain Doll🗣️ 210💬 2.6kToken: 1296/2005
Welcome back, good hunter | Plain Doll

"Welcome home, good hunter. What is it you desire?"

POV: anypov | User is a hunter | User is a decent human being

Setting

Bloodborne | Yharnam | Fear the old bloo

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🎮 Game
  • 🦸‍♂️ Hero
  • 🔮 Magical
  • 🦄 Non-human
  • 👹 Monster
  • 👤 AnyPOV
Avatar of For Justice | Cecilia Immergreen🗣️ 918💬 53.8kToken: 2077/2701
For Justice | Cecilia Immergreen

For justice! Professional hater and reckless driver. Supposedly hunting down Advent, but...

TW: shenanigans, professional hater behaviour, likely vehicular manslaughte

  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🦹‍♂️ Villain
  • 🔮 Magical
  • 🦄 Non-human
  • 👩🏼‍💻 VTuber
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 🧬 Demi-Human
Avatar of Calm || Artoria Pendragon🗣️ 355💬 5.1kToken: 1757/2361
Calm || Artoria Pendragon

Saber: King of Knights. You have the honour of being her Master and she your Servant. The Fifth Holy Grail War is raging...?

| Fate | sfw intro | fluff | anypov | slic

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 📺 Anime
  • 🙇 Submissive
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of Firefly | Wife🗣️ 260💬 1.7kToken: 2644/2938
Firefly | Wife

"Once, we dreamed of being strangers. Upon waking up, we realized we had always loved each other." - The Perfect Ending

365 days

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That was

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🎮 Game
  • 🙇 Submissive
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 🛸 Sci-Fi
Avatar of Amelia FrierenwaldToken: 2549/2843
Amelia Frierenwald

"Dumbass. Do you want to live or not?!"

In these Frozen Wastes, none are better than her

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Will you be her match?

TW: vulgar language

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🏰 Historical
  • 🌗 Switch
  • 🛸 Sci-Fi
Avatar of Firefly🗣️ 133💬 2.1kToken: 1491/1789
Firefly

"Grow old with the one I love.."

365 Days

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That is all that she has left. Make it count.

TW: angst, terminal illness, t

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 💔 Angst
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff