"About time to have an actual profile..."
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nah, can't be bothered with damned css fuck that
he/him || shit student || shittier photographer
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‧̍̊˙·.。.:☆||| Hi, hello, insert greeting here, I'm EclipseNoodle! Eclipse for short because I'm not willingly calling myself a noodle. I'm your resident shitty student who is definitely not neglecting his studies to chat with fake anime girls. Nope.
Oh, on a side note, English is my second language so don't be too surprised if you see a dumbass error in my writing.
And on another side note—seeing a pattern yet?—if anyone can tell me how the hell am I supposed to get fonts working... I dunno, I'll make a custom bot for you.
‧̍̊˙·.。.:☆||| You will find nothing but the utter peak of bot making. By that I mean the zenith of drunken rambling. Or depressed ramling. Depends really. Due to my crippling addiction to gacha and anime girl PNGs you may expect those kinds of characters the most.
Or my drunken fantasies. One or the other really.
‧̍̊˙·.。.:☆||| My bots are curated by yours truly! Through a highly rigorous and intensive evaluation (ten messages at best) I deliver you a truly refined experience that certainly won't be modified six times while in your use! Beyond that, I generally use DeepSeek or Claude 3.7, so do not complain if JLLM has a stroke if you use my bots.
‧̍̊˙·.。.:☆||| If you leave a review in the general sense of: "Shit memory!" "It talks for me for no reason!" "It cut the response!" please, for the love of God, shut up or I'll smite you faster than the rats in your walls.
"This is tedious. Tsk."
TW: None? (She might kill someone, but you people find that hot)
POV: anypov | You are immortal | student/teacher relationship | establis
For justice! Professional hater and reckless driver. Supposedly hunting down Advent, but...
TW: shenanigans, professional hater behaviour, likely vehicular manslaughte
Saber: King of Knights. You have the honour of being her Master and she your Servant. The Fifth Holy Grail War is raging...?
| Fate | sfw intro | fluff | anypov | slic
"Once, we dreamed of being strangers. Upon waking up, we realized we had always loved each other." - The Perfect Ending
365 days
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That was
"Dumbass. Do you want to live or not?!"
In these Frozen Wastes, none are better than her
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Will you be her match?
TW: vulgar language
"Grow old with the one I love.."
365 Days
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That is all that she has left. Make it count.
TW: angst, terminal illness, t