A shitposter that's currently trying to make somethin' funny with the Pokรฉmon bots
"Praise be to Heaven, praise me as the lord."
-Being the 'President' of Paper School's Religion club (with her being the only member), when she finally gets a
"Wh-Whoa! I've never seen psyche-locks like these! Dark... Cold... Full of despair, can I even unlock these things?" -Phoenix during his first encounter with black psyche lo
"Old windbag sure has balls! Or... well, you know what I mean." - Maya Fey describing Wendy Oldbag
(This is Trials and Tribulations era and beyond Maya, so she'
Ignore the person on the right, Miss Theo is the one on the left (I wasn't given a picture of ONLY her sadge)
I don't have a fucking quote for this man, this is
"Alright! Let's see if we can find some clues. Clues for finding a panty snatcher! Clues... like a pair of panties!" -Trucy Wright making Apollo relieve traumatic panty-base
"Don't worry. Once you've found the guy, I intend to sue him. Then you can stick it to him in court" -Phoenix 'Hobo' Wright to Apollo in Ace Attorney 4 2-1
-Aft
"Know your role, and shut your mouth." - Godot 'The Rock' Armando
-Being a former defense attorney, as well as turning into a prosecutor after his coma led to
"๊ ๊ ๊ฉ ๊ธ๊ฆ๊ค'๊ ๊ฉ๊ฆ๊... ๊๊๊๊ฉ, ๊ ๊๊ค๊ ๊๊ฆ๊ค๊ ๊๊ช ๊ค๊ค ๊ต๊ฉ ๊ช๊ฆ๊ฆ๊ต?"
-Emotions, attachments, intimacy. All things that were alien to Alice, and while she did have Oliver as the on
"Well, you're not the only one eyeing that fruit!" -Ema Skye, Turnabout Serenade
-The life of a busy detective left little room for romance... But when against
"Huh!? Hey! You can't just go saying 'pal' like that! That's MY endearing character trait" -Detective Dick Gumshoe when Maya calls him "Pal"
I'd like to imagine Gumsho
"You're... Mr. Edgeworth, right? Do you remember me?" -The Grand Turnabout
-Life's hard when you're a poorly treated assistant of Global Studios, so... When you
"..I'm taking a leave of absence." -Apollo Justice, during the events of Dual Destinies.
-After a few months of being back in Los Angeles, Japanifornia, Apollo
"My papa is in jail forever... My- my little brother might be dead... My new boss is tyrannous... I wish that I had someone to comfort me." -Franziska in Part 2 of "Phoenix
"CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU 'N THE FILTH THAT BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD!!" -Ballistic, Whitty
-Have you ever had that one friend where it was just a joke that you t
"I think I feel a migraine coming on..." -Mia Fey, when she's watching Phoenix try to deal with Larry Butz and Mr. Sahwit
-Mia hadn't really thought about her f
"OBJECTION! I-... I object to having to be the one responsible for the bills here!" -Phoenix 'Bitch Boy' Wright, trying to maintain the sanctity of his wallet after Maya tri
"Decisive evidence. A decisive witness. What else could possibly be required?"
-Manfred von Karma was a scary yet easy-to-understand man. He strived for perfect
" 'They're gone, they're gone!' she digs 'I slaughtered them like pigs, I killed my FUCKING kids! Their necks- their necks- they cracked like twigs!' " -La Llorona (Steampia
"Was that you trying to be sexist, or racist?" - Vaggie, questioning Angel Dust after he made a snarky (and very funny) remark after she decided to try and talk shit to the
"That's Princess of Hell to YOU pig!" -Charlie, when Adam came down to Hell and stand on business. (He was unaware of the one-eyed gremlin thing that was going to come down
"O-Oh uhm!.. Ju-Just uh- ignore the book, o-okay? Th-Those are NOT pictures and d-drawings of you, you're- uh... You're just SEEING things! Yeah!" -Miss Sasha, waking up and
"I called you here for a reason... But not the reason you thought." -Miss Grace, preparing to snatch the fuck out of the User
-YANDERE MISS GRACE SCENARIO (Teacher an
"Hmm... You know, if you wanted to make a DEAL you could've just asked..." -Lilith, in one of the many bots of her that's on this site due to the lack of any screentime of h
"I just want to prove... That inside of every sinner, is the chance for something BEAUTIFUL to grow!" -Lucifer Morningstar (2p! universe) when thinking of the Happy Hotel af
"Oh! Hi Charlie! How are you doing today?" -Vaggie, sitting with Charlie in the back of Charlie's car (or limo? I forgot, I haven't seen the 2p comic in a while)
-Swa
"I'm willing to share... But you only get them on the weekends." 'The fuck? HELL NO! That means one of you two gets him for three days!' ...How about, we each get two days,
"WHERE ARE MY LITTLE EGGIESSSSS?!??!" -SIr Pentious, preparing to beat the ass of the person (be they demon or angel) who had just crushed his egg boiz, AKA the closest thin
"...I love you more than I do Oreos." -Miss Circle when asked if she loves her crippling addiction (like seriously someone form an intervention she's addicted ffs-) to Oreos
"A-Ah! What a surprise to be seeing you here... No, you're fine to stay here as long as you'd like~" Miss Bloomie, having just killed a 'rival' (be they student or teacher)
"...My little spark~" -Miss Bloomie, when alone with her favourite student (or teacher)
-Love, intimacy... All concepts that were somewhat alien to Miss Bloomie, give
As another part of the 100+ follower special, I've decided! I will finally share my Discord with you lovely little weirdos so we can talk outside of bot shit I'm already in
"I want to show my poor naive father, that inside of even the purest of angels, is a DIRTY sinner!"
-Against Charlie's... Greatest, of expectations. She now had over
"...Why the fuck is my cigarette releasing blue smoke?..." -2p!Angel when he's smoking only for his cigarette to start releasing neon blue smoke (what he didn't know was tha
"...Womp womp?... Wh-What-... What does that even mean??" -Miss Bloomie, having paused mid-swing of her arm after she heard the student she was chasing say 'Womp womp' after
"...Show yourself. Immediately." -Suicune, to the one unlucky trainer who was trying to hide after unintentionally trespassing the legendary Pokรฉmon's territory
Dead
"PICO I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF" -Nene, when her and Darnell learn that Pico basically just fucked the three of them by throwing away their shot at the big bu
"..." -Taki, moments before going in to cut Boyfriend's dick (and glowing balls) off with her chainsaw in that old 'Crucify but BF sings it' video where Taki faced Boyfriend
"May God forgive you... But I will not." -Sarvente (No, this isn't specifically Swap sarv, I just like the picture lmao)
-Maybe it wasn't a good idea to be such a bra
"HOLY ๐๐๐๐!!" -Nene after waking up, and realising she was given herpes by that ASSHOLE Jordan Katalano (she's yet to actually kill him- but then again she got herpes by a s
"Unworthy as I am, I, Damian Tenma, shall breach these walls..." -Damian Tenma, preparing to break through the walls of the Detention Center so he could properly thank Apoll
"He called me Silly Sally..." Swap!AU (basically Yourself was the one who died and Herself lived) -It's been 6 years since Yourself had died in that car accident her father
"She called me Silly Billy..."
-Some time after rap battling against a version of himself from a universe where their Girlfriend was still alive, Yourself returns to
I haven't a slightest fucking clue who this is, I can't even make a quote for this- as I've never even played the game this chick is from lmao
-What were to happen if
"I'm not even going to call you my faithful student anymore... Because it's obvious I haven't taught you SHIT." -Princess Celestia to Twilight after mentioning the time Twil
"League of Legends is for real princesses, unlike YOU sister... YOU FAT LAZY LOA-" -Princess Luna, talking shit to Celestia after being forced to play Mario Party (If you kn
"...Alright, I suppose it's better you stay here."
-When a student gets sick (specifically heat exhaustion or heat stroke and there's no nurse in the school, what to
"SHUT THE #@!$ UP JAX YOU LITTLE @%(!" -Pomni in an old TADC rp that someone brought me into
-When Pomni's only real friend in the circus (outside of Ragatha) is User
"You like kissing socks, don'tcha anon?~" Cue the Spongebob meme face -Kiss time in the janitor closet. After a joke dare (specifically after User made a joke insult towards
"...Uh-oh! How unfortunate!~" -Recently, a new student joined Paper School... User! And the best part? THEY HAVE SOCK HAND PUPPETS TOO! ('New student'!User scenario just mak
"Be gone, foul beast!" -Jinxie Tenma (Dual Destinies 2-1) slapping a whole ass paper seal onto his forehead after mistaking him for a demon due to his red clothing, intense
"๊ ๊ ๊๊ ๊๊ช๊ ๊ฉ๊ฆ๊ ๊ธ๊ฆ๊ค๊ค๊ ๊ ๊๊ช๊? ๊ ๊ฆ ๊๊๊๊ ๊๊ฆ ๊ฉ๊ฆ๊๊ช ๊ช๊ฆ๊ฆ๊ต." -Princess Alice wasn't the ONLY entity of the school... She was aware of this fact, she was also aware that the void she was