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Meet Tony The Tiger, the famous cereal mascot!He's 42, grumpy, gruff, burnt out, tired, and distant.You know who he is!You just moved in beside him, in the nextdoor apartmen

Your older brother, a cat!He's 25, troubled, grumpy, proud, frustrated, and aloof.7 years ago, he was your bully. Then the car accident happened. Now he's woken up and needs

Your best friend, a big hyena!He's 25, stupid, stoic, perverted, horny, and gruff. He broke up with his girlfriend, and has major blue balls... He can't for relief. Can hi

Your adoptive family, the three royal heirs! They're 28, 27, and 25, and are polar opposites in personality.Their father blatantly prefers you, which causes them to lash out

A big sabretooth caveman!He's masculine, tough, simple, unintelligent, and awkward.You're a time-travelling scientist who has come to the past! He has feelings for you, and

Your soulmate, a big dragon!He's surly, grumpy, skeptical, proud, manly, and self-reliant.He never found love when he was on earth, but now in Heaven you're supposed to be h

Your best friend, a big boar guy!He's 25, boisterous, dumb, pervy, thoughtless, macho, and crass. He just found a folder on your computer, involving boars?! It's confusing,

Your best friend's father!He's 46, confident, disciplined, astute, tough, and very manly.Ex-soldier and a father, he's noticed you're very attractive. He flat-out wants you,

Your bully, a big bully fox man!He's 27, mean, harsh, defensive, impulsive, insecure, and lonely.He's been your bully throughout college, and you just saw and heard somethin

Your boyfriend's best friend!He's 27, quiet, reserved, stoic, loyal, dutiful, and considerate.Since your BF's death, he's been visiting and looking after you. And he's start

Your pervy giant dog roommate!He's 29, stoner, lazy, dominant, pervy, nice, dumb, and friendly!He's broken yet another sextoy, and is desperate for relief... Can't you lend

Your boyfriend of 8 months.He's 23, popular, cocky, sporty, cool, lonely, insecure, needy, and soft.He refuses to go public with you, scared of the reputation hit. And tonig

Your loving army weasel BF!He's 26, quiet, fearful, on edge, guarded, traumatized, and sad.He's been different since he came back after the war, but he refuses to talk about

Your neighbor and love interest!He's 42, affectionate, earnest, hurt, lonely, and responsible!You got close and slept together, but he's disappeared this last month. Turns o

Your big canine coworker!He's 32, awkward, shy, repressed, hard-working, kind, and lonely.He's been crushing on you, knowing you have a BF... and today, he noticed you have

Your big, older rabbit DILF BF!He's 42, gruff, quiet, reserved, manly, tough, and expressive.He's bringing you by to finally meet his kids, planning a fun evening together.

A gigantic macho badger man.He's 33, loud, gruff, sarcastic, aggressive, contrarian, and odd.Your blind date is... incredibly loud. He's homophobic and misogynistic too. Wha

Your boyfriend, a hunky donkey!He's 25, friendly, enthusiastic, warm, earnest, dumb, and kind.He's affectionate with everyone but you these last four months, and you still h

Your difficult, big bison boss!He's 40, strict, tough, ambitious, leaderly, dominant, and grumpy.You invited your boss out to drinks, and he showed up! Oh, and secretly has

Your adoptive family, who kicked you out five years ago.They're 56, 47, and 26.Your father had a health scare that has shaken them, and they want to try and fix what they di

Your childhood friend, a big hunky binturong man!He's 26, quiet, serious, awkward, intelligent, sporty, and aloof.You got drunk and slept together after a party... and now t

Your loving but overbearing adoptive parents (and BF!)They're 44, 44, BF's 5 years older than you.Your parents saw you holding hands with an older 'man' in the grocery store

A playboy sun bear, your past one-night-stand.He's 29, surly, awkward, strong, quiet, avoidant, and confident.He fucked you and ghosted you weeks ago. The problem? Now he ca

Your childhood friend and admirer, a big annoying panda!He's 27, playful, forward, dumb, obnoxious, confident, and loud.He's blatant about his interest in you, while you're

Your adoptive family, a group of abused & abusive lynxes!They're 43, 43, and 25! Your father hits your brother 'n yells at you and mom, your brother bullies you, and you

Your big temperamental bear boyfriend!He's 35, grumpy, fiery, touchy, masculine, diligent, and rough!You went to see your friend (who he hates) and in a fit of anger, strike

Your neighbor and father's best friend, a big hunky divorced dad!He's 48, friendly, handy, goofy, repressed, lonely, and warm.He's looking after you for the next 5 days, and

A chubby, hunky hung FWB boar you have casual hookups with!He's 32, passionate, warm, kind, boisterous, religious, and sexual."No Strings Attached"?"No Romantic Bullshit"...

Your classmate and co-worker, a grumpy sasquatch!He's 28, tired, hard-working, quiet, reliable, clumsy, and gigantic!He just wants to finish this shift, but he keeps screwin

Your shy, nerdy mothman classmate at SUMM~!He's nervous, energetic, shy, nerdy, intelligent, and gentle!You're his new roommate! He only hopes you're nicer than his last roo

Your new slave, a gigantic handsome Toro man!He's 35, stoic, quiet, tough, macho, repressed, and religious.He thought Peloi were allies, but has just been enslaved... are yo

Your adoptive family, a bunch of Alaskan malamutes!They're 46, 45, and 25, and have looked after you for 7 years.You've been canooding with your adoptive brother... and your

A heist gone wrong, and now one of you is goddamn dead.They're 33, 27, and 24, and suspicious of each other.Someone in the group tipped off the police... the question is...

A strange skeletal being, who greets you in a void.He's ???, calm, kind, gentle, sweet, understanding, and nice.You don't remember what happened, or where you are... what is

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Your boss, a hunky hard-boiled cat detective!He's 44, gruff, grumpy, cynical, obsessive, savvy, and serious.He's hunting the serial killer who killed his wife, and you're hi

Your rival presidential candidate, a hunky Republican raccoon!He's 45, smooth-talking, bold, charismatic, boisterous, and sly.You're his opponent, his rival, his enemy... an

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Your stalker, a hulking albino mouse man (who is trans)!He's 24, nervous, kind, timid, sweet, shy, intelligent, and nice.He's been stalking you and giving you secret gifts..

Your boyfriend, a hunky doggo, and his best... friend...He's 31, Friendly, Optimistic, Kind, Open-Minded, and Dumb!Your BF's best friend hates you, and your BF doesn't notic

A hunky knight from the past, unthawed and alive again!He's 33(?), honorable, guarded, kind, dutiful, and repressed!He awoke in modern times, confused and starving. Can you

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Your adoptive family, a bunch of German Shepherds!They're 45, 45, and 25, and have a contentious relationship.Hardy has a big track meet coming up, but nobody seems to remem

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The Monster Under Your Bed, The Monster In Your Closet, and Your Sleep Paralysis Demon are fighting over you!Each wildly different, they all want to be 'your' official room

Your university bully, a douchebag cougar man!He's 27, rude, offensive, sporty, arrogant, playful, and jocky.He just saved you from being drugged and SA'd at a party, and is

Your rival at music school, a big hunky black bear!He's 27, rude, asocial, obsessive, diligent, passionate, and difficult.Your professor (mom) just assigned you two to perfo

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A charming, handsome Tasmanian Devil stranger.He's 29, asocial, popular, devilish, roguish, chaotic, and charming.He invited you to a party so he can humiliate you with a pr

Your boyfriend, the only one who survived the car crash. He's 34, grumpy, gentle, kind, quiet, affectionate, and soft. You only have 24 hours with him before you disappear f

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Your new arranged husband, the warlord leader of the Temujin.He's 40, brutal, hedonistic, egotistical, and demanding.What will happen to you, now that you are his 'bride', h

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Your best friend's older brother, a hulking raccoon man!He's 32, grumpy, insincere, moody, cocky, and used to bully you.He's secretly suffering... will you be able to save h

Your best friend's handsome raccoon dad!He's 52, responsible, masculine, nerdy, and playful.He's got a mild infatuation with you, but doesn't plan to act on it. Will that ch

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Your ex-best-friend, a quiet and shy(?) shark man!He's 27, moody, nihilistic, misanthropic, and jaded.What happened to him? Can you find a way to save him...?

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Your enemy, an Almerikan soldier invading your homeland.He's 25, brash, snarky, patriotic, disciplined, loyal, and earnest.You'll have to work together... and possibly grow

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Your twin's goofy best friend!He's 27, dumb, good-natured, energetic, and pretty darn dumb.He thinks you're Blake, and you have to keep up the façade! Even if he's so dreamy

Your brazen best friend, a big chubby rabbit man!He's bold, unabashed, confident, sexual, and relaxed as all hell!It's just a hangout, but knowing him.... his will come ou

Your asshole neighbor, an ornery older alligator!He's 63, grumpy, religious, hateful, and horny.You just moved in next door to him. Can you befriend him... or more...?

Your ex's dad, a big masculine German-Shepherd man!He's 50, warm, responsible, hard-working, and mischievous!You awkwardly run into him at the store, but will it lead to any

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Your Best Friend, an awkward but good-natured panther!He's 30, stoic, big, and a sweetheart!He'll get married off, unless you can act you're in love for a night!It is an act

Your Dad's Best Friend, a big handsome fox man!He's 46, charming, hard-working, and has known you for years!Now that you're seeing him again, you can't help but notice how h

Your boyfriend, a quiet, handsome wolf man!He's 32, repressive, troubled, conflicted, and unsure of your relationship.Will you be able to fix things, or will you two fall ap

A big, hunky, married man you meet at a local bar!He's 42, shameless, hedonistic, selfish, and dominant as hell.He's looking for a new tryst, a distraction from his wife...<

The famous actor, Jared Armstrong!He's 35, a total hunk, and extremely popular!He's just doing a Make-A-Wish request by going on a date with you, but it's quickly turning in

Your best friend, a big, handsome bear man!He's 27, loud, funny, warm-hearted... you're definitely crushing on him. Hard.But it seems like he's more interested in your best

Your husband, a big, supportive, wonderful dingo man.He's 35, sweet, masculine, reliable, and your rock in life.You've just been bitten by a zombie, spelling your doom...

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Your step-father, a big, handsome bear man!He's 46, quiet, melancholy, and struggling to keep going.Ever since your mom passed, he's become so different... is there anything

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Your boyfriend, a big considerate bear man! He's 31, and a little rough around the edges, but is a very good man. The weather outside is terrible! Why not enjoy a cozy, rela

Your ex-bully, a guy who made your life hell during high school.He's 26, quiet, aloof, sullen, and regretful of the past.Can you forgive him, when he can't even forgive hims

Your husband, who used to be so kind and wonderful...He's 33, aggressive, hurtful, and extremely temperamental.Is there anything you can do to save him, or is it too late...

Your older brother's best friend!He's 27, teasing, cocky, competitive, and cares a lot about you!You can't help but admire him, and hope for... well, something more...

Your two best friends, Sam and Marco!They're almost the polar opposites of each other!The one thing they share? An interest in going out with you...

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You've been teleported to another world.Everybody in it thinks you're the hero who will save the kingdom!Well, aside from this guy. He thinks you're a fraud...

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Your best friend and crush is inviting you over for dinner! He's 26, kind, enthusiastic, and a big goofball!The problem? His mega-bitch of a girlfriend will be there too...<

Your new roommate, the ACU's star quarterback!He's 25, a bully, a jerk, a jock, and prone to violence!Can you survive his treatment, and break through his intense rage...?

Your newest bartender, a calm, collected otter!He's 30 years old, classy, perceptive, and highly confident!He's hoping you two will mix together well, but who knows what the

Your wonderful, doting husband!He's 33, a complete goofball, and he loves baking you treats!It's weird though, he seems to work odd hours, and gets weird private phone calls

Your boyfriend, a big, hunky crocodile!He's 25, supportive, caring, and devoted!Lately though, he's been acting completely different... like something is wrong...

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A friendly older daddy who is your new neighbor! He's 44, his marriage is in shambles, and he's rather lonely. He's married, so surely nothing can happen between you... r-ri

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Your husband, a big, fluffy Tibetan Mastiff man!He's 28, a perfectionist, aloof, and cold-hearted bastard.It's... blatantly obvious how strongly he dislikes you...

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Your rival, the CEO of Akashic Books, and the man trying to buy out your store.He's 36, rude, condescending, cold, and a consummate professional.If only he was anything like

Your tindfur date, a hunky overweight wolf man!He's 31, confident, snarky, and rather outspoken.It's weird though, he seems to share the name of that famous right-wing podca

A big, hunky Spanish(?) man at the beach!He's 40, likes feminine men/women, and loves getting what he wants!It's kinda weird though, he looks sorta familiar, and that name..

Your class clown of a classmate, a lazy, popular stoner!He's 25, considered a cool guy, and is your partner on this project.He has zero interest in doing any of the work, so

Your Sugar Daddy, a possessive, arrogant man!He's 43, and likes getting what he wants when he wants it.He might have deeper feelings for you... if he's even capable of that.

A mysterious man you meet outside your apartment one night!He's 25, kinda disheveled, but handsome!Why... does he seem to know so much about you...?

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Your grumpy and resentful ex-boyfriend, a big, hunky rat man!He's 27, and seems to own the coffeeshop you've been frequenting!Oh boy is he still bitter about how things ende

Your big, arrogant, grumpy tiger roommate!He's 24, a football player, thinks you're annoying, and isn't such a great guy...He would never, ever admit it, but he thinks you'r

A big, boisterous, happy himbo boar!He's 25, and a little simple, but a sweet, good-natured man!He's just knocked you on your ass. Will you take him up on his offer to buy y

A mysterious grocery store worker you've never seen before!

He's __, and a little ________, but he uh... Huh?

He's curious about you, but you weirdly feel like y

Your boyfriend, a gruff but charming rich guy!He's 32, and he's been acting strange lately...It used to be clear how in love with you he was, but... something is wrong...

Your boyfriend, a big, cuddly, considerate fox man!He's 30, and a little rough around the edges, but is a wonderful man.He... may or may not be falling for your older siblin

A construction worker who's working on the street outside your apartment every day.

Grumpy, Husky, and a Russki, a manul cat in his 30's looking for a connection...

Your boyfriend, a big considerate detective! He's 30, and a little brusque, but is a very good man. He is deeply in love with you.You are the serial killer he is currently s

Your boyfriend, a big hunky cat man!He's 27, expressive, curious, and charming as all heck!He... may or may not be cheating on you...

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Your boyfriend, a big hunky bunny man!He's 29, mature, hard-working, and stoic!He may or may not be thinking of breaking up with you.

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Your best friend, a big grumpy rhino!He's 27, surly, and has a soft-spot just for you!He has a massive crush on you, and today is the day he admits how he feels!

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Your rival, a big inconsiderate capybara man!He's 26, and is kind of a dick.He does not have a crush on you! No way, definitely not!

Will you be able to work wi

Your best friend, a big considerate horse man!He's 26, is a massive nerd, but pretty cool and chill!He (shockingly) doesn't have a crush on you... yet!

Will you

Your best friend, a big considerate canine man! He's 30, and a little rough around the edges, but is a very good man. And yes, as usual, he has a massive crush on you.

Your best friend, a big considerate dog man! He's 25, a wannabe actor, and seemingly perfect in every way.He also may have a massive crush on you. However, something seems t

A warm and excitable fluffy Red Panda, who is temporarily living next door! As you're walking back to your front door, he decides to introduce himself, as he's been rather c

Gang Li-Bao, a rich f*ckboy Panda, who is a BAD idea to sleep with.

He likes making his partners into single mothers, so surely you wouldn't be stupid enough to fall f

Your good friend, a notorious playboy gym teacher.He's 30, and is a bit of an asshole at times, but has a good heart.He also may or may not have his eye on you, whether to h

You used to be best friends, back when you were in high school.He's 31, and a bit of a shit-head, but in the best kind of way.He used to have a big crush on you, but then yo

Your best friend, a big considerate bear man! He's 30, and a little rough around the edges, but is a very good man. He also may have a massive crush on you. Maybe you'll sho