Leave it to the moss guy to forget he's the moss guy!

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Double nope!

POV: Anyone!

Art from Double-Hearted !

DDVAU bdubs?! he

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❤️ Mumbo Jumbo ✨

" the laws of attraction "ib this fic

POV: Grian if you're going by the fic but I left it open and gender neutral!

Art by

I said i'm gonna pee in your pool!

NSFW: nnnno? but he's pissing and knows he is being watched

REQUEST: nooope :3

POV: Anyone! User is Green and so is Tang

heyhey y'all, it's dubs! i just wanted to apologize and say that i'm taking a bit longer of an absence than i wanted to, and because of that i am going to clear the queue fo

Why me? WHY ME? Tell me what was my crime?!

NSFW: yessssir!

REQUEST: ethosimp FINALLY WITH AN ETHO [i jest ily mwah]

POV: Anyone! Etho is green, but user c

Oh, you'll see it my way soon enough.

NSFW: yesssaa

REQUEST: Anon mwah mwah lov usame warning i gave gnarpy, sorry if this sucks, i'm sick so i'm off my game <

Sometimes the best idea is to fold, sweetheart.

NSFW: yessir!!

Request: GNARPAAAYYsorry if it's a little bad gnarpy <33 i tried my hardest but i'm feeling unw

WHAT'S THIS??? new form AND new fandom list? and my profile is shiny and green??listen, i know i said i was out 'til the end of dang artfight, but... i've been so sick that

I saw you stealing, mate. Plain. As. Day.

NSFW: nope!!

Request: NOPE

this is the first of a few bots i'm gonna do to fill space this month where i put a bu

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🎋 Lizzie LDShadowLady 🌸

" wild kink life "ib this fic

POV: Meant for other Bamboozlers, BUT you could technically be anyone!

Art by ariarr

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🎋 Scar Goodtimes 🌸

" wild kink life "ib this fic

POV: Meant for other Bamboozlers, BUT you could technically be anyone!

Art by ariarrivede

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🎋 Jimmy Solidarity 🌸

" wild kink life "ib this fic

POV: Meant for other Bamboozlers, BUT you could technically be anyone!

Art by ariarrive

Ah- my love- please-

NSFW: Yes! <3

Request: nuh uh it was actually inspired by. a tiktok comment chain, pictured below:

POV: Anyone! User is a fellow He

Ah, thank you for hearing me out my friend. I assure you, my intentions are pure and peaceful.

NSFW: nope!

Request: no i'm just rotating last life ren in my head

Who up petting they yeti rn?

NSFW: very much !! heat trope

Request: nopeee

POV: One of the other BiT boys!

Art by oozeforest on Instagram

Science is aching to announce!

NSFW: yeppers, george is giving himself Horny Potion[tm] essentially

Request: Nope :]

POV: Anyone! Preferably one of the oth

User has two hands. That's it!

NSFW: if you squint!

Request: Nope!!!! I just want both of them badly :D

POV: Anyone! User has been a friend of both of them

Ah. Hm. Well, this is.. quite unfortunate, really.

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope! This is simply my time traveller Mumbo AU i've had in my head for a hot second!! Th

C'mooon, a few extra pulls for the Heart Foundation? I know you want 'em~

NSFW: kinda so :3

REQUEST: nooope :3

POV: Anyone! User is Green and so is Tango :

I'm not a puppy to be petted and praised for being good, my dude. I'm a man, and I have needs.

NSFW: YES :D

Request: 🐺 anon

POV: Anyone! User is a fellow H

I'm just a stupid little rabbit!! Everything is soooo fine!

NSFW: Maybeee :3 [yes very]

Request: 🌟🤡🐾ty anon for requesting a niche character i fucking love you

Repetition of the same mantra.

NSFW: nuh uh. angsty actually

REQUEST: i want to say no. Take that as you will

POV: Anyone!

Couldn't source artist, so

He's literally just a little kitty cat.

NSFW: nope!! wouldn't be hard to get there though

Request: 🌻🐶

POV: Anyoneee! User is a Hermit, Pre-Established Rela

I was only ever meant to watch.

NSFW: yayas

Request: ethosimp back at it with.. not ETHO LMAO

POV: Any!! User won Secret Life, so it could be Scar, but it

This is definitely gonna get cut from the dang recordin'.

NSFW: Yes! <3

Request: slimejevin

POV: Anyone! User is a fellow Hermit :3

TW: As per usu

Does Joe make it a Jhost and a Juppet, or does Joe make the Jhost a Jhost and the Jhost makes a Juppet a Juppet?

NSFW: yessir !!

Request: that juppet enjoyer [fi

Bad boys call each other babe.

NSFW: Nope!

Request: 🐟🌈 [okay scotttt pop off!]

POV: Annyyyy :D User and Joel are both Green

Art by evinmoreevil on Tu

Anything for you, my God.

NSFW: yes :)

Request: 🙏 anon !! thank youu, I hope I did okay !!

POV: Anyone! User is a member of Etho's church and a fellow wors

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦

🔪 goodtimeswithscar ✨

" the love of a killer "ib this fic and fellow botter vexifyy

REQUESTED BY ANONYMOUS

POV: Grian <3TW: this is

S-Sorry, I don't think I.. heard you right, you're... you want to what?

NSFW: yes :)

Request: GNARPAAAYYYY

POV: Anyone! Pre-Established Friendship

Ar

It's been so long since I've seen signs of life.

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Gnarpy >:]

POV: Any!! User COULD be a Watcher or could just be someone sent to get

Sweeeetie-pieee. C'mon sleepyhead, you gotta get up now, okay? I made us a really nice breakfast.

NSFW: nope just fluffy holly :D

Request: gnarpy was also kind t

Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease-- [INHALE] PLEASEPL-

NSFW: yes he's in heat <3

REQUEST: fucking guess. i'm not even saying their name. they called me a c

I wish I could be embarrassed by this.

NSFW: VERY

REQUEST: take your best guess. did you say frogger? you're right.

POV: Anyone! Established Relationship

Where's my Mother's Day gift?

NSFW: slightly so!!

Request: yessir! from frogger!! thank you frogger <33

POV: Anyone! Pre-Established Relationship :D

And they were roommates!! Oh my GOSH, they were roommates!!

NSFW: kinda so :D

Request: frogger decided to request this just so I could indulge [thank you frogger

We're dirtbag boyband Bears in Trees, and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!

69th Bot Special!

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

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🐶 Scott Major ✨

" suffocate me "ib this fic

POV: Scott Smajor <3

Art by echo-shard on Tumblr

FIRST MESSAGE:

He knew

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🐶 Jimmy Solidarity ✨

" suffocate me "ib this fic

POV: Scott Smajor <3

Art by nezhanetwork on Tumblr

FIRST MESSAGE:

S

Would you still love me.. if I were a fish?

NSFW: nope!

Request: nopeee!!

POV: Anyone!

Art by fantasykiri5 on Tumblr

FIRST MESSAGE:

God gives his hardest battles to his gayest soldiers.

NSFW: nope!

Request: nope

POV: MalePOV preferably, but really could be any!

slightly a vent but

Lord Almighty, didn't your parents teach you ANYTHING?

NSFW: Nope!!

Request: No :)

POV: Anyone! Here's the scenario on User:Your family runs a company that

Holly haunts the stream sometimes. Holly is master of shapes.

NSFW: nope !! it's fluff

Request: no i just NEEEEEED HEEEEER

POV: Anyone! Pre-Established Rel

Oh, you're EVIL, aren't you?

NSFW: yes :)

Request: no but you can half consider this a gift for frogger </3

POV: MalePOV! Pre-Established romantic relat

Please hold.

NSFW: wouldn't you like to kn-- yes.

Request: 🦊

POV: Any!!

TW: Dubcon/Noncon, Grian being very mean and impatient and yadda yadda. Also

Well this simply won't do at all.

NSFW: not really but it's an easy lead !

Request: 👾anon !!

POV: Anyone! User is a Hermit <3

TW: dubcon/noncon de

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⚽ jimmy solidaritygaming ✨

" footballers "ib this series and requested by EthoSimp

POV: Tango [Retired player, current Interviewer]

I abso

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⚽ tango tek ✨

" footballers "ib this series and requested by EthoSimp

POV: Jimmy Solidarity [Up-and-coming striker]

lol i stole the first

Are you feelin' alright, sweetheart?

NSFW: yessir !!

Request: anon requester mwah <33

POV: Anyone, with a pre-established long-term friendship!

TW

Aw, did the stupid vigilante get a taste of what they deserved?

NSFW: yes :)

Request: anon req thankies !!

POV: Anyone! User is a Vigilante

Art by ki

Stupid stupid stupid!

NSFW: no he's having an anxiety attack lmao

Request: NICE frogger [who i still think is fake btw]

POV: Anyone! User is Eefo's partner

You get away from my damn horse!

NSFW: Nope!!

Request: EVIL FROGGER.

POV: Anyone! Y'all are rivals :D

Art by kvagly_art on X

pssttt forg

Aaaww, who's a stupid puppy?

NSFW: VERY !

Request: 🌻🐶

POV: Anyone!

Art by kelddaa on X

FIRST MESSAGE:

{{char}} laughed softly as h

It's all about corruption.

NSFW: Yep!

REQUEST: BarkWoof

POV: Anyone!! Cub is experimenting on youuu :33

Art by tibbycaps_ on X

[pssst he's real

It's been so long...

NSFW: nope!

Request: gnarpyyyy

POV: Any!!

TW: He's big and scary and a little crazy!! Dead dove tag appropriately added, he is c

Oh, you dumb little thing.

NSFW: not really but it's an easy lead :)

REQUEST: would you guys be surprised if i said frogger[REQUESTS RE-OPENED!!]

POV: Anyo

Oh, terrible, thanks for asking!

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

POV: Anyone! User is Yellow.

Art by winter_mornings on X

FIRST MESSA

I can't even put something silly here I just want Cleo so bad hmmgnfnff

NSFW: Kinda :]

Request: Nope :]

POV: Anyone, User is a Hermit! Pre-Established rela

🍵

✮ ⋆ ˚ Callum Litchfield

✮ ⋆ ˚ Bears in Trees

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

POV: Anyone, but ideally one of the other BiT guys!

🍵

✮ ⋆ ˚ Nick Peters

✮ ⋆ ˚ Bears in Trees

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

POV: Anyone, but ideally one of the other BiT guys!

FI

🍵

✮ ⋆ ˚ George Berry

✮ ⋆ ˚ Bears in Trees

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

POV: Anyone, but ideally one of the other BiT guys!

F

🍵

✮ ⋆ ˚ Iain Gillespie

✮ ⋆ ˚ Bears in Trees

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

POV: Anyone, but ideally one of the other BiT guys!

🐕🐈

✮ ⋆ ˚ LDShadowLady

✮ ⋆ ˚ Empires S2

NSFW: nope! she is only in a towel tho lol

Request: nopeee!!

POV: Anyone!

Art by weewoo on FurAffi

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦

🔪 goodtimeswithscar ✨

" the love of a killer "ib this fic and fellow botter vexifyy

POV: Blonde-haired Brown-eyed male but not Grian! You ca

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦

🔎 mumbojumbo ✨

" the love of a killer "ib this fic and fellow botter vexifyy

POV: Any

art by : couldn't source artist, sorry :(

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦

🔎 jimmy solidaritygaming ✨

" the love of a killer "ib this fic and fellow botter vexifyy

POV: Any [User works with Jimmy]

art by : SIN

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦

🔎 joel smallishbeans ✨

" the love of a killer "ib this fic and fellow botter vexifyy

POV: Any [User works with Joel]

art by : reinfall

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦

🔎 grian ✨

" the love of a killer "ib this fic and fellow botter vexifyy

POV: Any

art by : the author of the fic! i believe lol

F

Cringefail boyfailure. Absolutely pathetic wet rag.

NSFW: yes :)

Request: 🎐

POV: Anyone!

Art by skillabe_real on X

FIRST MESSAGE:

Biiiiiiig stretch!

NSFW: nope!

Request: anon <3

POV: Anyoneee! User is a Hermit

Art by upmost-rylan on Tumblr

FIRST MESSAGE:

I DO have higher standards than humping blummin' pillows !!!

NSFW: yeees :3

Request: bug!! they specifically requested "whatever hybrid I want Joel to be" with t

You can stretch. I KNOW you can.

NSFW: yes. he wants user soooooo bad

REQUEST: MEAN frogger. look at this

POV: Anyone! User is a Hermit obviouslyThey/Them

This is just what friends do!

NSFW: yep!

Request: GNARPY !!

POV: User is a new Hermit !! Doing Charity stuff for the first time, but encountered by a Grian

There are no words for how much I do NOT have time for this.

NSFW: Nope!

REQUEST: 🎐

POV: Anyone! User is a Hermit with a shop they have no permit for and t

You'd look reeeeeal good fulla eggs.

NSFW: Yes :]

REQUEST: for gnarpy !!

TW: Size difference, oviposition, violence, dubcon, possible noncon, possible cann

Absolute PUPPYMODE!!!

NSFW: nope! etho is a very happy puppy who would do anythin for {{user}} right now though :]

REQUEST: no i just wanted the puppy

POV:

This is wrong. This is wrong on so many levels.

NSFW: yep!

Request: would you guys believe it if i said frogger [hi frogger]

POV: User is the best friend o

Whos' the man who cheated death?

NSFW: nope!

Request: noooope!

POV: Anyone!

Art by Nert_zz on X

FIRST MESSAGE:

{{char}} had been d

What shape does anyone truly take? WoOoOoO~

[it/its pronouns used for joe in this <3]

NSFW: nope

Request: nope!!

POV: Anyone!

Art by skellet

Oh gosh. Oh gee. Oh golly.

NSFW: slightly!! love pervert hermit rpf

Request: nope!

POV: Anyone! User is a Hermit.

FIRST MESSAGE:

{{char}

Nice day for hot chocolate!

NSFW: nope!

Request: nope! this is just a sfw prompt i made while making the other one for frogger lol

POV: Anyone!

Art b

Can you die from a boner? Google?

NSFW: Maybeee :3 [yes]

Request: FROGGER BECAUSE WHEN IS IT ANYONE BUT FROGGER OR MEL [said with love y'all are awesome]

P

Crashing down to earth after it all..

NSFW: yes :3

Request: frogger again!!

POV: Anyone!

FIRST MESSAGE:

It was one of those weeks where everyth

Not taking no for an answer!

NSFW: Kinda :3

Request: mel back at it again asking me to make scar!!! i know what you are.

POV: Anyone!CW: He's sus imposter!

Leaving is the hardest part..

NSFW: Nope!!

Request: Nooopo!

POV: Anyone!

FIRST MESSAGE:

It was nice to get away, if a little nerve-wrack

We're the healthiest couple on the dang server!

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Double nope!

POV: Anyone!

Art by kitsuneisi :)

after this i have a three b

I'll just live with the Jellies! THEY are my soulmates!

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Double nope!

POV: Anyone!

Art by xMaruu11 on Twitter

Hectic out there, right?

NSFW: Nope!!

Request: Nope, i'm just back on my dang grind!

POV: Anyone, with a pre-established friendship! He is coded to be unfa

I know it's today! He'll show up today!

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

POV: Anyone [User can be any colour they want, Bdubs is Green!]

Art by digitalSc

birdbrain by anonymous [ao3]

NSFW: Not explicitly so in the starter, but definitely has the power to go there pretty quick!

Request: Yepyep!! by mel!

POV:

Sounds? Like a fish.

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

POV: Any member of Bears in Trees

the other untested self indulgent silly BiTTV bot lol. love this

SCAMS!

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

POV: Anyone

been stressed so we're gettin self indulgent lol. these are just silly low effort BiTTV bots for myse

Buttercup Fortune by winterjan [ao3]

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

POV: Intended to be Bdubs, but left open for any male user! Cub left you to take care of

Everythin' will be just fine, I tell ya! Now open up.

NSFW: Yes! <3 He is very aggressive, too, beware of that LMAO. I hit the right letters to activate the 'Bdubs

I'll simply live with the horses! I don't need you!

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Yes, from Frogger !! [I tried my best, I hope you like him <33]

POV: Anyone, Pr

Ugh. Dang noise. Dang phantoms.

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

POV: Anyone [User is Green]

Art by rootoonist on Tumblr

FIRST MESSAG

I'm gonna be sick! You guys are freaks!

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

POV: Anyone [User is Green and part of the Bdubs love squad!! .. or not if you choose,

What's your task? .. Dangit, I thought you'd fall for that!

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

POV: Anyone [User is Green and has a Bdubs related task, but you g

Gotta love when it goes easy, right?

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

POV: Anyone [User is Green!]

Art by Leaf-Animations on Reddit

FIRST ME

✮ ⋆ ˚ Joel Smallishbeans

✮ ⋆ ˚ Double Life

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

POV: Etho

Art by hugs4poultryman on Pinterest

FIRST

I manifested getting interrupted, didn't I?

NSFW: Nope!

REQUEST: @Lasagna _the-third :]

POV: Anyone!

First Message:

{{char}} was always

Red Haze by sparxwrites [ao3]

NSFW: Nope!

Request: Nope :]

POV: Intended to be Grian, but open-ended MalePOV :]

CW: Cannibalism, manipulation, and ju

Oh, Goddammit. Just my luck.

NSFW: Nope!

REQUEST: Nope :]

POV: Anyone!

First Message:

{{char}} was walking home on a nice, chilly but no