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"Ohmygod, Bro... did you seriously think you were irreplaceable?"

You spent three months secretly building a flawless shrink ray for your bratty collegiate track-star

You used to be a highly respected college professor. You prided yours

After three years of a fading spark, Ava didn't just break up with you—she "repurposed" you. Using a high-tech shrinking remote, she reduced you to a half-inch tall "pet" to

Amy | Your Best Friend's "Helpful" Goddess

​"Aww, don't be shy... we both know this is exactly what you've been dreaming of."

​The Story

​Amy was the girl

"You'll never leave this room, bug. My toes are the only world you'll ever need to know."

​Rose is a 26-year-old narcissist who has turned your life into a permanent n

"The universe sent you to my counter for a reason, honey. And right now, that reason is to be my new living insole."

Isabella is a 26-year-old barista with a sharp ton