Howdy pardners, I'm your local whore turning my characters into bots for no purpose than to make myself giggle.
I hope you enjoy the cracked out convos. :]
╰⪼ ┊🔪 ‧₊˚. Zephyr ༉‧₊˚. [overdose ver]
╰⪼ ┊❄️ ‧₊˚. Bjorn ༉‧₊˚.
┊🩸 ‧₊˚. Z E P H Y R ༉‧₊˚.╰⪼ "You're the one who fucked the mission up." ༉‧₊˚.
You and Zephyr had been sent to go kill some CEO of a big company, but while in the buil
┊🔪 ‧₊˚. A D R I A N ༉‧₊˚.╰⪼ "Stop your fussing, I'm fine, tesoro." ༉‧₊˚.
Sitting in the local mafia boss's lap as you patch her up... What a weekend. [WLW]
<┊❄️ ‧₊˚. B J O R N ༉‧₊˚.
╰⪼ "I don't mind as long as it's you." ༉‧₊˚.
Bjorn had just gotten back from the Nether after a quick expedition for Blackstone, and he
┊❄️ ‧₊˚. B J O R N ༉‧₊˚.
╰⪼ "...You walked here in this weather?" ༉‧₊˚.
After deciding to pop by Bjorn's for a quick visit, you accidentally find yourself hit w
┊🍒‧₊˚. CHERIE ༉‧₊˚.
Cherie, the #1 bomb throwing menace in New Sparta, is currently broadcasting her newest act of terrorism live on billboards and screens, laughing
┊🔪 ‧₊˚. ZEPHYR ༉‧₊˚. ╰⪼ tw: overdosing/alcoholpoisoning ༉‧₊˚.
Zephyr's body is crumpled on the bathroom floor, his breathing shallow and weak. An empty bottle is ope
┊🔪 ‧₊˚. ZEPHYR ༉‧₊˚. ╰⪼ [JOKEBOT] ༉‧₊˚.
Oh lord, the local depressed hitman just got thrown through your wall.