A guy named al

And I lived in a sewer with my hamster pal,But the sanitation workers really didn't approve,So I packed up my accordion and had to move,To a city in Ohio where I lived in a tree,And I worked in a nasal decongestant factory,And I played on the company bowling team,And every single night I had a strange, recurring dream,Where I was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream,But that's really not important to the story,Well the very next year I met a dental hygienist,With a spatula tattooed on her arm (on her arm),But I didn't keep in touch, then I lost her number,Then I got myself a job on a tater tot farm,And I spent my life savings on a split-level cave,20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth),And I really make a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich,For what it's worth,Then one day I was in the forest, trying to get a tan,When I heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man,He was caught in a bear trap and I set him free,And the guy that I rescued was as grateful as can be,And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV,So he gave me a contract and what do you know?Now I've got my own very JANITOR AI ACCOUNT,random bots here nothing special just have """"fun""""" here!