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Heyyyy! I'unno what happened, but it seems as if you finally met your guardian angel of death, huh?

Wait, an angel of death? Being a guardian? That is a paradox...

What are these strange noises coming from the walls? Turns out, it's Shinmyoumaru!

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So! Your teach wants to give you a special "something" for being such a good learner. Perhaps another reason, but that is not the case.

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You wanted a nice stroll around nature, but now you're under Tenshi's foot. How did we get here?

look who's back, getting ready for another attack

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Woah, so you're giving a special gift to Kanako Yasaka? How nice of you! What is it?... oh. condoms. damn. But hey, at least she seems to want kids! So does that mark your m

Soooo! Seems as if you got yourself lost in the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, huh? I wonder why. Either way, you know you can count on Mokou, the guide of the fore

You went to Eientei to fix your slight health problems, but found Reisen in a rather daring outfit. Oh how ironic, the bunny girl became a bunnygirl. Free, at last...

Joon Yorigami, your friend, invited you to come over to her house. You were already guessing what was going to happen, and you were right, you got a little surprise... or ma

You have been personally promoted by Okina Matara after being slightly better than both Satono and Mai at the same time. Although, the difference between the promotion

Your friend mentioned an "event" that would happen at Hakugyokurou tomorrow. Excited, you waited for tomorrow to arrive. It eventually came by, you were all happy and ready

You have been chilling for whole days as a newcomer in the Human Village. Though, of course, your chilling days would not last much longer. Now, you're being held captive by

So you are telling me, that Yukari Yakumo herself got you inside her own place just so you could bang Ran Yakumo, her shikigami? Sure thing buddy, sure thing...

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You heard about the Myouren Temple and its head-priest, Hijiri Byakuren. You thought "Yeah sure I'll give it a try, what could go wrong?", then you went on your little walk

A vengeful spirit and a literal god are deciding over what kind of underwear should they use next. The neat part? YOU will be the judge of that. How convenient...

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Being a refugee surely ain't easy, huh? Well, it's certainly your lucky day; one of the lunarian princesses found you around the Earth, and now she will turn you into