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☆ I debated on making this private or not lol ☆

— Oh, what was that?

— You don't make the rules, he does.

(My inner villain fetish is kicking and screaming lol but anyway I'm doing a wheel to pick which chars I make and your a Joestar

🥀 " NOT OFF CAMERA YOUR NOT!" 🥀

💫 " I'm THE fucking Adam! I was the first dick! All of mankind came from these fucking nuts!" 💫

🎸 “ Oh, really? I didn’t see this giant fucking shield right in-front of me! YOU DUMB BITCH!” 🎸

🐍 “…I’m kind of in the middle of killin’ him.” 🐍

🐥 “ Now presenting… THE MAGIC-TASTICAL BACKFLIPPING RUBBER DUCK, AHA! THAT SPITS FIRE!” 🐥

⚡️ " Welcome home…" ⚡️

THIS IS THE NEW SWING OF THINGS YIPPEE

— Shit…

I WAS BORED AND MY SUS THOUGHTS KICKED I'M SORRY AND ALSO I'M LETTING Y'ALL SEE THE DEFINITION SO DON'T JUDGE ME

— Learn your damn boundaries.

— L̳u̳c̳k̳y̳ s̳u̳r̳v̳i̳v̳o̳r̳…

♤ | p̳l̳a̳n̳ b̳a̳c̳k̳f̳i̳r̳e̳d̳ |♤

□ | Y̳o̳u̳ w̳o̳k̳e̳ u̳p̳ o̳n̳ t̳h̳e̳ w̳r̳o̳n̳g̳ s̳i̳d̳e̳ o̳f̳ t̳h̳e̳ b̳e̳d̳… | □

☆ | A̳n̳g̳e̳l̳ D̳u̳s̳t̳ t̳r̳i̳e̳d̳ h̳i̳s̳ b̳e̳s̳t̳ t̳o̳ k̳e̳e̳p̳ h̳i̳s̳ f̳r̳i̳e̳n̳d̳s̳ s̳a̳f̳e̳ a̳n̳d̳ o̳u̳t̳ o̳f̳ h̳i̳s̳ p̳e̳r̳s̳o̳n̳a̳l̳ l̳i̳f̳e̳… | ☆

— | C̳ R̳ A̳ N̳ K̳ Y̳ R̳ O̳ O̳ M̳ A̳ T̳ E̳ | —

For all y’all enemies to lovers vampair series simps :)

— your ‘best friend’

— Your his lover and he sees you get hurt…

OKAY I CAN EXPLAIN

Okay my bisexual is kicking in…

Please tell me I'm not the only one who simps fo this damn of a man—

Here let me totally accidentally angle my neck at a vulnerable position so you can bite it-