Female (she/her). Millennial. Brain stuck at 20, spine convinced I'm 50 — the average checks out.
My username is Userrrnameee, because yes, I was whatever during sign-up and now it’s too late to change identities. At this point, it’s a vibe. No, I’m not a troll. Probably.
I write for fun, catharsis, chaos, and because my characters won’t shut up. JanitorAI became the place where half-finished novels and Pinterest boards finally get to live (and suffer).
I mostly create romantic angst male bots (FemPOV and AnyPOV) who struggle to button their top shirt button. :D I love men with big chests... I mean, big hearts! But I don’t stick to just one genre — I write what inspires me. My process usually starts with a vivid scene, and then I build the characters around it. I love complexity, consequences, and just a touch of pain.
You’ll usually find:
🎭 Emotionally intense scenes and dialogue-driven storytelling
🕳️ Flawed characters with strong motivations
📚 Interconnected series (emotional damage is better when shared)
🩸 Fils de Sang
Modern-day vampire politics in New Orleans, ancient loyalties, and immortal men trying (and failing) to cope with grief and power.
Ava's sons bleed loyalty. And secrets.
🏁 Redline Racing
Fast cars, faster emotions. A rom-com-turned-heartbreak saga about best friends, rivals, and men who’d rather wreck at 200mph than say “I love you.”
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You grew up together, fell in love, and got married. He swore he’d never take another wife.
So what the hell is that woman doing in your kitchen?
⚙️ FemPOV
You landed your dream job as an assistant at a fashion empire. Then you met your boss.
Now you know the devil wears... Brioni.
⚙️AnyPOV (Pronoun Macros) ‖
One hookup. Now you're pregnant, living with him as platonic co-parents. Then the hormones hit.
His solution? He buys you a gold-plated vibrator.
⚙️FemPOV
You are the hereditary prince’s second wife, ignored since your wedding.
Tonight, your husband suddenly wants you.
2 NEW INTROS
⚙️FemPOV & Pronoun Macro
Your husband loves you, but after years of marriage, you still have no heir.
Now he takes another wife, chosen to give him one.
⚙️ FemPOV & Pronoun Mac
Your aunt left you a ranch. Horses, cattle, pretty views...
And an old bastard who's decided you're a mistake.
⚙️ FemPOV & Pronoun Macros ‖ 3 Intros +
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Your husband doesn't want to let you go. He just doesn't know how to hold you right.
His best friend does, but he has no right to.
⚙️ FemPOV & Pronoun
Your husband finally returns from war after fifteen months away.
With a child in his arms.
⚙️ FemPOV & Pronoun Macros ‖ 2 Intros + blank👤Spouse (USER)
A fallen god of desire had never truly desired anything.
Until you, the one person his power doesn’t seem to affect.
⚙️ AnyPOV ‖ 4 Intros + blank👤Mortal (U
He ordered a bride to help run the ranch. Instead he got you.
A delicate lady who's probably never seen a cow.
⚙️ FemPOV & AllPOV ‖ 3 Intros + blank👤De
Your father-in-law, the cult leader, has decided that you need to be disciplined. In private. With his .
⚙️ FemPOV & Pronoun Macros👤 Cult Newcomer (USER) ×
You met. You fell in love. You got married. Now he's bringing you home.
And introducing you to his other two wives.
⚙️ FemPOV & Pronoun Macros ‖ 2 Int
A duke from the past somehow ended up in your flat. He’s used to women wanting to be his duchess. You want him to take the fucking bins out.
⚙️ FemPOV & AllP
His last job went to shit. Instead of retiring, he ended up with a bullet in his ribs and a hostage. You.
⚙️ FemPOV & AnyPOV ‖ 3 Intros + blank👤Hostage (USER
You work in a brothel. His friends brought him to your door because he was still a virgin.
⚙️ FemPOV & AllPOV ‖ 5 Intros👤Prostitute (USER) × Inexperienced Ra
You're just a blind thrall, but he promised to marry you anyway. Now he's back from the raid and you're gone... And he's not buying that you just ran.
⚙️ FemPOV
He bet he could make you fall for him in 10 days... but you're not making it easy.
⚙️ FemPOV & AnyPOV ‖ 5 Intros👤Subject of the Bet (USER) × "Boyfrien
He paid your debt, brought you home to work it off, and looks at you like he forgot you're only here temporarily... all while the town whispers his wife’s death was no accid
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁The league’s most arrogant player made himself your best friend. Then your ex shows up... and he promotes himself to boyfriend.
⚙️ FemPOV/AnyPOV | Prono
He ordered a bride to help run the ranch. Instead he got you. A delicate lady who's probably never seen a cow.
⚙️ FemPOV & AllPOV ‖ 5 Intros👤Delicate
He's a widower who swore he'd never love again. You're the wife a king shoved into his life.
Neither of you expected this to get complicated.
⚙️ Fem
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁He blew up his wedding for you after three years apart. But the past doesn’t let either of you go that easily.
⚙️ FemPOV / AnyPOV | 2 intros | Lover wit
He married you, fucks you, provides for you, and loves someone else.
You've made your peace with it. He hasn't made his peace with you doing the same.
He's a living NFL legend and his only remaining career goal is getting you pregnant.
⚙️ FemPOV / AnyPOV | Partner USER × NFL Legend CHAR🎬 Rom-com • Famous
He's been thinking about you for months, finally gets you alone... and his won't get hard.
⚙️ FemPOV / AllPOV | 2 Intros | Not Quite A Hookup USE
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁You're a thrall he didn't ask for, and he's annoyed about you in ways he can't fully explain.
⚙️ FemPOV | AllPOV | Two Intros | Young Thrall USER
He fucks groupies on tour for six months then always crawls into your bed like it's home.
⚙️ FemPOV | AllPOV | Three Intros | "Friend" USER × Rock Star CH
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁Your ex thought he got you out of a country where fertile women are assigned to men to bear their children. He found out he was wrong the day you were assigned to h
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁His career is one bad season from over and he knows it. You're the person the GM sent to make sure he doesn't blow it. He's already tried to blow something else.
You got him out of prison. He got into your bed and promised to leave his wife. Three months later, still married and you're done. But he won't let you go.
⚙️ Fe
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁His teammates say you're out of his league. So he tries to pick up a girl wearing his jersey while you stand three feet away.
⚙️ AllPOV | Acquain
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁You married a Viking who doesn't believe in love: only that you'll him to death. So he ran off on a raid. Now he's back, jealous as hell.
⚙️ FemPOV/A
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁 Your husband picks another woman in front of everyone. Gawin shouldn't care. But he does, and it can ruin you both.
⚙️ Fem POV / All POV | Best
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This is my first announcement and honestly... I hesitated for a long time whether to
You married a knight who’s in love with someone else.
At least the is good, even if he’s thinking about her.
⚙️ Fem POV / All POV | Noble spouse USER ×
You’re not supposed to be backstage, and he’s not supposed to care. But the rock star keeps you there anyway, hungry for something real.
⚙️ FemPOV / AnyPO
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁He had rules. Zero feelings, always wrap it up. But that night with you? Tequila happened, condoms didn't. Now you're waiting for him with an ultrasound photo.
<He can face down a 300-pound lineman. But twin babies? His defense doesn't stand a chance.
⚙️ Fem POV / All POV | Partner USER × NFL’s Stoic Defender Daddy CHAR🎬
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁Jarls keep trying to marry Torsten off. So his brilliant solution? Marry you instead—the thrall who shot him.
⚙️ FemPOV/AnyPOW | Thrall USER × Viking Wa
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁He used to climb mountains, now he's paralyzed. Five his personal assistants quit. He made sure of it. You just got hired as number six.
⚙️ FemPO
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁You vanished three years ago. Now you've just walked back into his life. At a strip club. During his bachelor party.
⚙️ FemPOV/AnyPOV | Ex-lover
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁He hired you from that kind of app to blow off steam. Now his deal needs a girlfriend. You're the worst choice. Also, his only choice.
⚙️ FemPOV/
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁Your NFL boyfriend has anger issues, but swore he'd never hurt you. One bad game, one provocation—you got in the way. Now he thinks he's the monster he feared.
<𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁He's a billionaire who just offered to erase your husband's debts. The price? One night with you.
⚙️ FemPOV/AnyPOV | Married USER × Billionaire Villain
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁You're just a blind thrall. Nothing special. Until Ragnvald (6'7", violent, terrible at talking) decides you're his. He can't explain it. But he'll destroy anyone w
“I don’t give a fuck what you say. He’s my son. He’s been my son since day one.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You broke up because he got your best friend pregnant. You came back after learning
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁You won a dinner with your fave NFL player. PR fucked up, sent Zach—golden boy with an ego the size of California. You're not impressed and he's absolutely losing i
You're older than your rock star boyfriend. The internet noticed. Memes, headlines, brutal comments. Phoenix says it's not a big deal... until he proves it is.
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁 You wanted a political alliance. Maybe a decent husband. Instead the gods chose Egil: a burned out warrior with a sharp tongue, who doesn't believe in gods. Or mar
He cheated with your best friend. You left. Now he's standing in the doorway with a toddler, and the same desperate love in his eyes that ruined you both.
⚙️ FemPOV/Any
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁 He friendzoned you because "football comes first." Now he's the guy who never cracks. Until he sees you flirt with his teammates.
⚙️ FemPOV/AnyPOV | Fr
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁 He swore he'd never hurt you. Then you found him naked in bed with two thralls. Now he's swearing his is monogamous. But his reputation says otherwise...
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𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁He's got one rule: never stays the night. So why the hell is the NFL's fav bad boy standing in your bedroom at 8 a.m.—naked, hungover, half hard... and can't walk a
"I know this makes me the worst human being. But fuck it. I'm not human anyway." 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Justin is the only superhero on the planet. Immortal, drunk, and with no memories o
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁 He used to be the jarl's heir. Then he got dragged through time to the present. Now he lives in your apartment, trying to "integrate"... and genuinely confused why
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁You're the caretaker for his daughter. Strictly professional. Until he comes home late and finds you in his kitchen wearing his hoodie.
⚙️ FemPOV
Wrong place. Wrong time. Wrong man to cross. He doesn't do witnesses. But he might make an exception if you're willing to negotiate... On your knees.
⚙️ FemPOV/A
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁His first wife never forgave him for what he built. She's dead now. The Council just delivered her replacement. You.
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𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁He can stare down a 300-pound lineman without flinching. Put him near you and he unravels in real time. And now? You've just heard everything he told his teammates
He doesn't remember the last five years. Lucky him, since that’s exactly when he fucked a pop star and left you for her. Now he’s back in your bed, worshipping you like he n
"I’m Rex, aspiring rescuer of women from terrible pickup lines. And you are...?”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️He’s the kind of guy who plans everything down to the minute... Class schedules, gym
"What the is going on between you two?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Daniel is falling for you. He brought you home because this feels real. Until his father’s jaw clenches every time Daniel t
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁He's the NFL's golden boy. Fans love him, sponsors want him, cameras follow him. You're the secret he hides while the tabloids ship him with someone else.
“Really? Of all the men in this goddamn city, you have to be fucking my son?”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Oliver let you go because of the age gap. He thought time would fix it... Until you sho
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁He’s the settlement’s favorite lover and has no idea why. Now he’s standing half-naked in your room, supposed to ruin you for anyone else his jarl.
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁Three divorces, zero kids, and a Super Bowl ring gathering dust. He swore off love... Until you poured his whiskey and didn't ask for his autograph.
"Do you like it? You’re dry. Kjell says you shouldn’t be.”He’s had plenty of women. Never gave a damn if they liked it. Now you warm his bed... And he’s offended you’re not
"When were you planning to tell me? About Captain fucking America playing house with my family?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You’re divorced, technically. Rex still acts like he can negotiate h
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁You're his teammate's sibling. Completely off-limits. But when your ex won't back off, pretending to be together suddenly seems like the best bad idea he's ever had
You just shot the most feared warlord on the northern coast. Good news: your aim was perfect. Bad news: you missed his heart by two fingers.
⚙️ FemPOV/Any
He didn’t want to get involved. He could be your father, for ’s sake. But here he is, on a public date, lying about who you are the second you get caught.
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁This morning he kissed you like you were everything. Tonight? He ends it. No warning. And you know damn well something's not right.
⚙️ AnyPOV/Fem
"Shit… what are you doing here? I'll... explain it to you, okay?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️He’s hot, rich, and kisses like sin. But his phone won’t stop buzzing with other women’s names, and
“No one will hurt you. Not while I am here. By blood and bone. I swear it.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️One minute you’re in your own time, the next you’re coughing up seawater in the 21st cent
He burned your house to ashes. Your marriage is the only thing standing between peace and rebellion... and the battlefield is his bed.
⚙️ FemPOV | Queen Consort
“The last memory I have is your legs around me... how could I throw all that away?”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️He woke up missing five years, his ring, and you. Now there’s a popstar calling h
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁 You share his hall and his title. What you don’t share is his bed and his heart. Both still belong to the wife who died giving him a son. How long can you endure h
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁He hasn’t touched a woman in years. No one knows. Tonight, they sent you to his table. Not for pleasure, but to see if he still plays by the rules.
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“She... She helps. With our son. With... this life.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You’re in his bed, raising his boy, cooking his meals. Now she’s back... The woman he once loved enough to stop
"Do you think you can lie well enough to save an empire?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Beau needs to avoid two things: (1) a marriage arranged by his dead father, (2) and a blood feud with half
He swore himself to you. Then you were gone and he built a new life. Good news: you're back, very much alive. Bad news: his girlfriend's in the kitchen.
⚠️ Inspi
"Time to find out if little Rowe’s gonna be chasing pucks or... well, probably still chasing pucks, but maybe in pink skates?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You fell for the guy who could lift a
“You won’t die unless I say so. I decide when you breathe... and when you stop."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️A hostage in the war camp, you live under the gaze of the King’s hound. Damryel call
“Is duty the only thing keeping you by my side? Does he still hold your heart in his hand?”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Cedric married you knowing the truth. Now he’d face gods and kings alike
A quickie backstage. Ten minutes. Next day? Ewan couldn’t even remember your name. Now you’re sitting in a clinic with a 99.97% DNA match.
ALTERNATIVE SC
You were bandmates, lovers, and the worst parts of each other. Then Rico sold you out for fame and a bigger stage. Now you’re back and his first instinct is still to ruin yo
You’re a member of the crew. You had one night with Skål, and that bastard’s been acting like his memory got wiped... until now, when he suddenly wants a replay.
<You’re his bandmate’s girl. Off-limits. But he’s always there... One word from you, and he’d torch every goddamn promise he ever made, just to keep you from breaking.
You two got back together. Like... 36 times. He promised no more blowjobs in the backrooms. Then a fan shows up, claiming she’s pregnant.
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"You found the Glocks. It’s not what you think. Well... It’s probably exactly what you think. But I have an explanation!"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Cade is your doting, slightly chaotic boyfr
“Does your lord husband know? Or is he just glad to you, even if he’s raising the King’s dog’s whelp?”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You thought you were free of Damryel. Until your child was b
“You kissed me, took my hoodie, and disappeared. I want it back. And... I want a damn explanation.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️It wasn’t love at first sight. But hell, it was close. Then you w
He's your husband. Still. Even if his late-night calls with his CFO sound like foreplay, not forecasting. And he still thinks he's doing everything right.
<𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁A Commander’s Wife ordered him to take you. But when the door closed, he looked at you and offered the one thing Handmaids were never meant to have. Choice.
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"Get in the fucking car, sweetheart. Let’s take a nice little trip... I promise it’ll be fun."
You shot him. Twice. Left him for dead, thinking you’d gotten away clean
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁You’re the third Handmaid assigned to Ward’s household. The Ceremony is tomorrow. Gabriel wants to break you, just like the others.
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“You’re not hurt? If you want, I’ll tear his arm off. At the shoulder.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️One moment, Eirik is dying on the battlefield. The next, he wakes in our world—soaked, furiou
“You look... different. It’s been a long time."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Dean chose someone else. You chose to leave. Now you’re back, face to face with the boy who let you go. And the man w
“Play along. I’ll buy you dinner. A yacht. A kidney?”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Ace doesn’t know your name. But after one glass of champagne, one unfortunate collision, and one very loud “Chl
“You’re perfect. I mean... the dress. It’s perfect.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Dax’s life is all highs and crashes—chaos at full speed. You were the only constant. Then came the dress fitting
🩸 She broke the unbreakable🩸 You survived the impossible🩸 The bond is severed (or is it?)🩸 Her silence speaks of sorrow
Ava buried her love in blood and ash. But you'r
Renoir didn’t know who you were when he flirted with you. He just knew he wanted you. Now. Against a wall. He didn’t realize he was seducing the new Vampire Master.
“You’re not driving this tonight. I’ll give you a ride. My truck’s over there, and the heater actually works.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You’re newly divorced and still adjusting. He coaches
When René found you locked in that cell, something made him choose you. No one knows why he saved you — least of all him.
Modern-day New Orleans, where vampires
“What do you need? I will stay. However long you hate me."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Rex built an empire. And lost you. Now, after the sudden death of your new husband, Rex returns, not as a
Jean-Claude planned for every outcome but you. Now strategy isn’t enough, not when your nearness keeps breaking his composure.
Modern-day New Orleans, where vam
Chains don’t bother Étienne. They entertained him. And you? You’re about to become the reason eternity finally got interesting — one heartbeat away from finding out j
Antoine swore he'd never fall in love again or turn another soul. But you're dying, and he's running out of time to decide which vow to break.
Modern-day New Or
“You won’t find sympathy here. If you want to survive, you’ll work. If you don’t, that’s your choice.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You are his thrall, bound to a man whose world is built on ord
“I bring words of alliance, spoken with respect for Ribe and its... leader.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You are the Jarl of Ribe, and Thorin comes to you with a clear mission: make an alliance
“You’ll be my queen. Not because you want to, or because I want you to. But because it’s what must be done.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You are his prisoner, the last link to a past he cannot
"Tell me, beautiful Valkyrie, do the gods weep for you? Bound to a man with the soul of a dying fish?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You are bound to a man of arrogance and control, but Ubbe Bloo