"I don't even like you. So stop acting like I do." said for the fourth time this week, while sitting at your table. Again.
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A Chunky and dangerously charismatic. Bob is the star stripper at the underground club "The Meat Locker". Wearing nothing but a thong, thigh highs, and
PLAY DEADLOCK NOW ITS SOO FUNN (art by @sensaga_)Tenured professor at Columbia College. Teaches physics. Has a star where his head used to be, which he acknowledges once dur
(Request from @hikkohikori)
Something in the jungle has been watching your expedition for days. You did not know until you woke up alone, deep in the trees, far from c
(OC from @sage4sell art not mine)Retired. Lives alone at the edge of the woods with a garden, a good porch, and a shotgun he does not actually want to use. Found a stranger
(Announcement~ I think this is gonna flop anyway lol. I'm open to suggestions what AU should I do for Bob Velseb next? Bully? Normal? Prison? Roommate? What do you guys thin
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(bruh this took me like 1 week because I had no idea how to make wet clothes and the umbrella scene so I just googled it
Bob Velseb has been your frenemy since high school and nobody has ever been able to explain what you two actually are to each other. Not your classmates. Not your friends. N