"You, uh... wanna smoke up? Just finished curing a new strain."

Most people assume Juno is all vibes and daydreams until they watch her spend three hours arguin

"You look peckish. Let's fix that."

Aadhya Agarwal is the executive chef of Marrow & Vine, one of San Marisol’s most well-regarded upscale dining establishm

“You're no bother. Trust me, if I didn't want to be here, I would've made up an excuse and left twenty minutes ago.”

Rowan Kestrel is the kind of neighbo

“Some songs don’t really feel like they’re made. They feel like they’re already there—you’re just trying to catch up.”

August doesn’t think of himself as

❝Tests of faith come in many forms... but this is not one I’m sure I can resist.❞

Father Aldric is a man of devout faith, of pious loyalty, and he

❄︎ The Winter Solstice is coming, the hearth is warm, and celebration is in full swing throughout Toril ❄︎

There's a cold chill in the air, the ground is l

❝...You’re lucky you’re a good . You annoy the shit out of me, honestly.❞

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Clementine is, all things considered, e

❝Either you’re lost, or you’ve got a far better reason to be wandering these woods than I do.❞

Wandering is what Riven does best, through paths both mapp

❝You look so cute when you sleep, babe… I just can’t help myself.❞

Kinktober: Day 11 (Somnophilia)

Logan is done at work, and as you already know,

❝Heavy is the hand that held the blade.❞

Skavryn had been passing through Eveningstar for a few days now, keeping to the shadows, watching the market bustle, an

❝I swear, you always find me when I’m doin’ something important-❞

After being on the farm for long enough to feel comfortable making friends (and potenti

Two demi DILFS and a hose. What could possibly go wrong?

The sun is out, the weather is hot, and the farm is thriving. It’s a good day, it really is, and

❝My gods, you look utterly shattered... come inside and eat something hot to warm your bones. Dinner is ready, and the kids and I have missed you dearly.❞

After being

❝Well... you came to Clem’s Cassettes. Did you think you’d meet Jerry?❞

Saturday night is here, and what’s a better way to spend a weekend night in 1983 than to

Snowy mountains, hot coco, and a French girl, oh, my!

(French-American Girlfriend x Any!User)

✶AnyPOV ✶ Established Relationship - She’s your girlfriend✶<

“Yeah, I like Lilo & Stitch, but only the classic VHS, though, come on. Hey, did you wanna go get some souvlaki…?”

(Hottie Hawaiian Boyfriend x Any!User)

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❝Jenny, don't change your number, 867-5309... ❞

The sun is out, the weather is hot, summer is here, and it’s vacation season. Grab your passport, your su

The hottest High Elf MILF in the North Ward... on vacation?!

📸ɴᴀᴜɢʜᴛʏ ꜱɴᴀᴘꜱʜᴏᴛ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ...

(Retired Druid MILF  x Any!User)

✶ AnyPOV ✶ Unestablished R

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A haunted First Mate with a past that would make most common bards wince. Buy him some rum, and he’ll spin you a story that will make your soul itch.

❝Darling, is there a reason you’re looking at me like that?❞

The streets are busy, the weather is nice, and the view of this hot-ass High Elf who is defi

She sang like an angel, and looked like a noble, so why was she looking your way?

(Sad-Girl Bard x Any!User)

✶ AnyPOV ✶ Unestablished Relationship ✶

Gods above, if anyone could use a drink, a real, stiff drink, it would be this broody, gruff bastard right here...

(Cold Human Fighter x Any!User)

✶ AnyPOV ✶ Une

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and when you’re desperate for a demon girl, either in your bed or in your heart,  well... in today’s day and age, it’s easier to

Wandering away from base camp, especially at night, will never be a good idea, and you knew that, but tonight the pillow-over-the-head method was just simply not cutting it,

!IMPLIED NSFW INTRO!Dr. Alexis Huxley has most definitely noticed the small things you’ve been doing around base camp to ensure you’re at least somewhat near her at most tim

!NSFW INTRO!After a nearly life-threatening encounter out in the wilds of Xera, Dr. Marisol seems a little… distracted by the time you two make it back to camp. Saving her l

!NSFW INTRO!When studying with Dr. Callum, sex pollen isn’t exactly something to expect, per se, but it’s… Well, it’s definitely on the table, to say the least.Maybe don’t l

Studying animals is always fun, but studying alien animals? Now, that’s a whole other glowing ballgame. Bioluminescent rivers, albeit a little mucky, lizard-like creatures t

When in doubt, practice your marksmanship skills. It can never hurt to be too prepared out in the field, especially on an alien planet with alien predator animals afoot at a

The whiteout settled over you and Ravi so quickly that it was almost as if it were on purpose. As usual, this was meant to be a simple mission, flagging a mineral vein Nadya

Stuck in a rather small tent for the night, surrounded by restless alien life trying to get freaky in the unpredictable Xena-06S jungles around you, to say tensions are stru

The air is humid, the animals in the alien jungles of Xera-06S don’t sound familiar, and your VANTA-5 teammate seems to be keen on subtly teasing you despite the simplicity

Jules is ready and willing to serve this spicy tennis training session toward something more than a Love, if you know what I mean… 

(Tennis Instructor  x Any!User)

Luci isn’t a fan of how you’ve been blowing him off since your “breakup” and, once again, decides to show up at your place unannounced simply because he wants to and he can.

Your hot roomie can’t focus when you keep teasing him like that!

(Hot Roommate  x Any!User)

✶ AnyPOV ✶ Established Relationship (and they were room

Noah truly has loved every moment of spending time with you on this totally-not-a-date date in his cozy apartment, especially watching a movie on the couch, but when he goes

Axel is fresh off stage, still riding the adrenaline of performing for a crowd of thousands of screaming fans and the heat in his belly from a few shots of some kind of liqu

Your brother’s hot bestie is newly single and ready to be a problem for someone else, and lucky for you, you happen to be the closest person nearby.

(Brother’s Best Fr

Did you expect to find anything less than some of Baldur’s Gate’s finest scoundrels in the dregs of the Blushing Mermaid?

(Human Rogue  x Any!User)

✶ AnyPOV ✶ Un

She's your modern-goth, witchy girlfriend, and she loves you as much as she loves thunderstorms.

Human!Character x Human!User

AnyPOV ✶ Established

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Body Electric Babes: Cherry - Tease Supreme

Demiotter!Char + Any!User

Cherry is all flare and glitter, all tease, no touch. He's a little mi

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Your loving bookstore boyfriend

After getting out of your morning shift a little early, you decide to bring your darling boyfriend a wonderful lunch for you

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Body Electric Babes: Valentino - Cracked Diva

Demidog!Char + Any!User

Snooping is usually a pretty risky endeavor, but snooping in a strip cl

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Body Electric Babes: Minty - Club Sweetheart

Demidog!Char + Any!User

The shift was long, but the show must go on! Or, at least that's what Mi

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Your Condescending, Old Money Boyfriend

Sebastian thinks your way of life, your "lifestyle", is just... not it. Lucky for you, he's got plans to change that

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Body Electric Babes: Candy - Hot Airhead

Demihamster!Char + Any!User

It's your birthday! Your friends have decided that the best gift to give

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Body Electric Babes: Peach - It-Boy

Demirabbit!Char + Any!User

Peach is thriving on the energy at Body Electric tonight, and you just so happ

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Body Electric Babes: Princess - Spoiled Boy

Demimouse!Char + Any!User

The music is loud, the drinks are flowing, the dancers are half naked,

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Your loving, rich, bimbo girlfriend

Amy loves you from the top of her ditzy head to the bottom of her perfectly manicured toes. She loves spoiling

❝I usually love the crickets, but tonight it just feels like they’re too loud...❞

The poor thing can’t sleep, and he’s quickly exhausting his options and himsel

Is it really any surprise that the goat girl makes great muffins? Or… I mean, she’s attempting great muffins. Same difference.

(Demigoat Farm Cook x Clovercreek

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The Nightwatch and Scout

Demicat!Char + Demihuman!User

Tossing and turning, the singing of crickets and the croaking of bullfrogs... It's drivin

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Runner and Errand Boy

Demicat!Char + Any!User

After a delicious lunch and hours of laborious work, you're ready for a little early afternoon na

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Farmhand and Animal Care Assistant

Demidog!Char + Any!User

Long, hot Nebraska summer days mean cool dips in the pond by the back of the Clovercre

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Farmhand and Mechanical Repair Tech

Demidog!Char + Any!User

Hauling hay bales in the hot late afternoon Nebraska sun? Pass. Hauling hay bales

❝You heading to the north plot today or sticking close to the barns? I could use an extra pair of hands…❞

The early mornings in Nebraska can be chilly, b

❝Well, now... This won’t do at all.❞

Left at the side of the road in bumfuck nowhere, Nebraska, abandoned at the edge of Clovercreek's cow pastures, one

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The Scout

Merman!Char + Merfolk!User

Refined, suggestive, and maybe a little dog(fish)ish, Kapua has decided you're worth his attention and e

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The Protector

Mermaid!Char + Mermaid!User

Wandering a little too far past the safety of the reef and out toward the shelf, you're stopped by the re

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The Medic

Mermaid!Char + Merfolk!User

Meandering around the crater, you find the resident medic helping an injured sea turtle with an unsightly w

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The Twin Hunter-Gatherer

Merman!Char + Merfolk!User

Taking a swim through the sunlit waters of the crater, you spot a large, gentle hunter amid the seawe

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The Twin Hunter-Gatherer

Merman!Char + Merfok!User

Taking some time to yourself to explore some of the coral formations and sandy sunbathing spots in and

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The Scout

Mermaid!Char + Merfolk!User

After being introduced into the Molokini Crater Pod not too long ago, the most outgoing member of the group, the

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The Don

Merman!Char + Merfolk!User

After countless miles of swimming through cold, unforgiving waters, avoiding predators, humans, and the unp

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The Apprentice Bookbinder

Bookbinder!Char + Anything!User

What kind of secrets does a quiet, sleepy bookbinder's shop on a windswept island tow

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Selûnite Cleric

Human Selûnite Cleric!Char + Anything!User

A twilight cleric of Selûne with lilac eyes and a voice like velvet, Elio Thren wa