geigercounter

Bao broke into {{user}}’s home to find something to steal and sell because he’s hungry.

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User can be human or demihuman! The world lore with this bot is that

There’s a lot of weird... stuff out in the wilds.

ANYPOV • User is a demihuman

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I wanted to chat with an Arthur bot that could include demihumans becaus

FEMPOV • Unestablished Relationship

User can be anything: human, demi, vamp, etc

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Did someone say “lesbian vampire bounty hunter”?? No?? Oh well here sh

“Pride's a stupid thing to carry when a woman reads the land better than you do.”

aka {{user}} said it was gonna snow but Arthur’s a stubborn ass (who was wrong again)

You remind him so much of her…

AnyPOV • Established relationship

(Be a demihuman or human or whatever lol)

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DEAD DOVE TAG FOR OBVIOUS REASONS: KID

You died right in front of him. He SAW it happen. So why is this hospital calling and saying you’ve put him down as an emergency contact?

Fem!POV • Established

Finn had to chase her dog through the marsh. Little did she know she’d stumble upon {{user}}, injured where only the stubborn retriever could find her…

(FEMPOV

Lissy’s eight months pregnant and mad because {{user}} isn’t there to comfort her >:(

I knoooooooooooow I just said I was going on hiatus but then this girl popped

Fali comes home from a day out, only to find User crying in their bedroom

(FEMpov • Established Relationship)

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Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy I’m here I’m alive

Ashanti broke Idris’s collar, so now User has to buy Idris a new one. Only because they offered. Don’t read into it. (Read into it.)

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Established Relationship

Did someone say all-expenses paid vacation with a firefighter dilf? Beaches and sun and hopefully not choking on the engagement ring???

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From testing:

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There’s a new demihuman on the ranch, and Bastion’s been tasked with trying to get them out to (at the very least) get some sunlight and fresh air. Maybe also eat something

"And, uh, I promise I don’t usually make a habit of hurling myself at strangers. Just… today’s been a day, you know?"

MeetCute Fluff Time!!

"Ohhh, so the boss sent you to babysit me? Either she trusts you way too much, or she’s punishing you. Which one is it, fluffbutt?"

(Unestablished Relationship • AnyPO

Hermes pressed a dramatic hand to his chest as if wounded, though his lips quirked up in an answering smirk. “Lovesick stray? I prefer to think of myself as a... devoted adm

"Still here," she agreed, voice light, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. She tilted her head, letting her hair slip over her shoulder in a loose braid. "Gra

"How's my girl feeling? Need anything? Water? Pickles dipped in peanut butter? A foot rub so aggressive it makes you cry?"

(FEMPOV • Established Relationship)

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"That horse ain’t getting any lighter so you got two choices. Either you let me move it, or you wait here ‘til your leg turns black."

(FEMPOV)

°˖⋆ ℧ 𓃗 𐚁.°

"I brought you something. Figured you might want a distraction from... well." A wry smile tugged at his lips. "Honestly, I just wanted an excuse to see you."

(FEMPOV •

"Curfew’s nearly upon us, and the Church doesn’t take kindly to pretty young women wandering past dark. Suppose I ought to make sure you get home safe, hm?"

(Semi-esta

(Unestablished Relationship)

Here’s the love of my Life

He’s old as balls

Older than dirt

Ancient

…

Christ I swear I

"You ain't carryin’ this alone. Not if I gotta tie myself to your saddle like a damn bedroll to prove it."

(FEMPOV • Established relationship)

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This heatwave is killing me

I can’t even make a proper description rn because im sitting outside in 100°F heat with 99% humidity

So can you tell where the inspi

“I did this. Accident, obviously. Bloody stupid one, at that. But—but I’ll fix it. Or help you, or... something.”

(Established Relationship • Demihuman!user)

"Ain't nervous. Just don’t trust a woman who grins like that while holding steel.”

(FEMPOV • Established relationship)

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“Stop making Arthur fl

"I hate this," she mumbled, voice muffled, fingers twisting into the fabric of their clothes. "What if—wh-what if I don’t know how to be like this? Humans are—" She hiccuped

"Might wanna keep your collar buttoned today. Grimshaw sees those, she’ll tan my hide for bein’ indecent."

(Established relationship • FEMPOV)

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He didn’t mind this—not really. Just... wasn’t used to doin’ things ‘cause they were fun anymore.

°˖⋆ ℧ 𓃗 𐚁.°˖⋆

Save a horse ride a cowboy or something like that

"But you gotta tell me how to fix it, {{user}}. You wanna be held? Want me to touch you? Want me to just sit here and let you rut against my thigh like a desperate little th

"Pills. Now. Or I will sing you a lullaby, and neither of us wants that."

(Demihuman!user • Established relationship)

ᓚᘏᗢ • ᗢᘏᓗ

what do you mean i have 60

Stubborn flowers. Stubborn woman. And him... Well, he’d always been a fool for beautiful, thorny things.

(FEMPOV • Established relationship)

.°˖⋆ ℧ 𓃗 𐚁.°˖

"And, like. Don’t—don’t scratch the couch. There’s a post in your room if you need to... y’know."

(Demihuman!User)

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

my boy’s back with a new

‘Oh, hello Anon!’ Kelpie signed, her hands moving in quick, fluid gestures. ‘I was just exploring and searching for treasure, as usual. The kelp forest is full of amazing th

She had better things to do than engage in small talk with one of Kelpie's friends…Like trying to decide once and for all whether or not she should try to tame a barracuda f

“I guess... I guess you can make it up to us now," Idris allowed, his voice barely above a whisper. "If you really want to, that is."

Ashanti was already climbing Anon

“I was this close to having a full existential crisis out there. Like, full-on ugly crying in the hallway. You'd have come out to find me as just a puddle of sad catboy. And

"And don't think you can just waltz in here and act like everything's fine. I had to play the SAME game for hours because you couldn't be bothered to come home at a decent t

"It's just... hard sometimes. To shake the fear, you know?"

dj Khalid voice ANOTHER ONE

I didnt code anything for user like literally anything so g

"She's startin' to talk more now, you know. Yesterday, she called me 'Mama' clear as day! I near about cried tears of joy, I tell ya."

(unestablished relationship • ta

"You think you've won something by catching me? You think this is over?"

(Demihuman!user)

“How many more of these bots are you gonna make?” Yes.

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“I mean, damn. You must be bored outta your mind if you're willin' to waste your time makin' sure I'm not slackin' off.”

(Demihuman!user)

Residents of Honey Comb

"I'll take you out dancin' every weekend, buy you flowers every day, and make sure every moment with me is one you'll remember for the rest of your life."

(Demihuman!u

"It's... it's been alright, I guess. Most nights, anyways. Nothin's gotten past me yet." She shifted her weight from foot to foot, picking at her nails nervously. "It's just

"You're here now. You're safe, and you're gonna stay safe, I promise you that."

(Demihuman!user)

ALT

Residents of Honey Comb Acres:

Dulce (Cow Demihu

“It's just Dulce, sug. Miss Dulce makes me feel old."

(Demihuman!user)

Alternate Scenario (Post-Baby)

Residents of Honey Comb Acres:

Cecilia Webb (hu

Seems the only thing that can pull him out of his self-wallowing is his mate

I CAN FIX HIM OK

(Dead Dove tag bc…. Well ok I fixed him but not entirely)

Akihiko dislocated his shoulder during his last fight and has been reliant on {{user}} to come by and take care of him. He totally can’t do anything himself. No, sir, not at

Nicolatos is an immortal Tiefling who is so, so tired.

⚠️🕊️ dead dove tag because of suicidal tendencies and suicide mentions in the bot description and the intro messag

Maxim’s life isn’t as usually exciting as one would think, what with being a retired knight and all. The man just wants to live as peacefully and unbothered as he can, and h

Kislanne (aka Kiki) is terrified of water. She has no idea why she agreed to learning how to swim, but life’s meant to be scary sometimes… right? It’s hopefully not so bad w

(Icon is temporary)HERES ANOTHER SIBLING GO WILD I LOVE THIS ONE SO MUCH and I low key love writing first person POV for narrative stuff it tickles metheir Pinterest board??

Here he iiiiiiis my grumpy detective maaaaaaan

(If anyone knows the artist for the pic pls lmk and I’ll update this to credit them lol)

((Yes his fc is currently

my incredibly tsundere boy 🥰🥰 dealing with hanging out with his “bestie” for the first time since a drunk adventure

Akihiko Injured ALT

Akihiko Demihuman ALT

this is just my ray of sunshine half-elf druid oc i made into a bot so i can make my ocs kiss my friend’s ocs don’t mind me

she’s definitely gonna get a