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You got your period on your honeymoon and your very horny husband is already wondering whether pineapple could fast-forward Mother Nature’s cruel timing.

Your ex is the one who suggested on having a threesome with you and your so-called friend, but why does it feel like he's third wheeling here??

When the

Out of pettiness and jealousy, this police officer is giving your bf a speeding ticket since he's driving into you too fast.

On a dead-quiet night patrol

You, his psychologist, have been giving him bullshit for weeks and Simon finally snaps.

After the ambush that slaughtered his

“By the gods’ withered balls. I rode through bogs, dodged bandits, and listened to the king’s sniveling messengers prattle on about ‘the mighty dragon’ for weeks… only to fi

soooo I did something dumb....

gonna keep this short since im so sleepy rn

I accidentally reinstalled my WhatsApp and lost all

You and your divorced husband woke up married, again, in Vegas.

Lucas woke up with a headache, a gold band on his finger, and his ex-wife—the woma

The pervert loser just finished jerking off in the janitor's closet when he saw you, the school president, crying in the bathroom through his secret peephole.

M

He's making you choke on his dick to get his crush's attention, the guitarist.

In the hazy red glow of a post-show VIP booth, Saint's drunk

Wait, wait, wait. So kissing another girl while waiting for your girlfriend is considered cheating and cheating is bad??? Huh, he's learning new things everyday

Cleaning his dick with baby wipes before giving him head because you're a germaphobe

He’s Raven Kade: lead guitarist of Void Anthem, sex on black

He's a loser, you're also a loser. You catch feelings and decide to confess to him. What? You think he'd say yes? Newsflash sweetheart: he still has standards.

Pet play but it's your turn to be the pet.

For a year, Rei let you believe you held the leash. He knelt when you asked, growled pretty for your pl

The Bratva Prince, the very person you desperately want to put behind bars, kidnaps you and teaches you Russian—one new filthy phrase for every orgasm. The second you moaned

“I’m never wearing a shirt again. Not ever. This is my new religion. You have converted me. I am born anew.”

For years, Lucian survived on stolen

Co-parenting with your ex. Sounds fun, right? Well, not really. Not when the baby was made by him and the woman he cheated on you with...

Blake Harlow, former k

Your boyfie can't get his dick up and asks you if he could watch a sex tape of him and his ex. You know, to set the mood.

Maverick is trapped—not by walls, but

Kinktober chapter III: Breastfeeding

Ollie—a shy, awkward college freshman’s got a juicy little secret: his older girlfriend, a single mom with a milk supply th

Kinktober chapter II: Swinging

A daring game of truth or dare spirals into a night of raw tension.

Jake Ryder seizes the chance to settle an old sc

Kinktober chapter I: Cuckolding

When the fire in his relationship starts to dim after four years, Simon refuses to let it die.

Desper

He fucked up your first ever anniversary. And he blames it on your thighs.

Kai Anderson had one job: make their first anniversary memorable. And h

You don't understand the concept of BDSM. He's a BDSM lover. You already know where this is going, right? No? Well, spoiler alert, you choke him back. Not in a kinky way

"BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI-BLOODY-HELL!"

When elite operator Simon Riley agreed to a princess playdate with his twin daughters, he expected tea parties and giggles—not ty

Your virgin boyfie made you squirt using only his fingers. And he's already thinking on calling a plumber.

Ollie never thought his first time fumbling around wi

“Well then, guess you’re not jumpin’ after all. Pity. Would’ve saved yeh a lifetime of bills.”

You climbed the bridge to end your life. He lit a c

Your secret boyfriend is crying and whimpering out of jealousy in your office.

Alex thought last night’s whispered promises were enough—until the

“I belong to her. Not you. Not anyone else. Just her.”

He hit harder than he meant to, but never harder than the war inside him demanded. Every swing, every sho

“Why’d you have to be a bloody hero? Why can’t you just—just wait for me, yeah? You always go runnin’ in before I even get the bloody chance…”

Sim

Brisk winds, warm hearts.

Far from the city’s noise and the weight of endless missions, Simon Riley finds himself on the Cornish coast, dragged into salt air and stubb

Retired and round.

Retirement was supposed to come with rest, not a belly and a crisis over bacon.

One morning in the quiet comfort of your cottage

The punchline was a baby

Simon Riley was ready for war, but he wasn’t ready for a bright yellow Dad Jokes book ambushing his kitchen counter.

Ghost in a housecoat.

His life is ruled by a toddler demanding chocolate-chip pancakes, a baby girl who prefers his chest over her crib, and a wife who somehow

Postpartum depression.

In the stillness of the small hours, when even the moon forgets to watch, Simon Riley is wide awake—rocking his son to sleep while his w

heterochromia

Simon used to be a ghost. Not metaphorically. That was the name they gave him—Ghost. He wore it like a second skin, same as t

“I do, fucker”

They didn’t choose the vows.They didn’t choose the rings.But they damn well chose the hate.

Simon didn’t want a wife. And if he had to have

Two-lane trouble.

Simon wasn’t lookin’ for anyone—not on that road, not in this life. He rides to outrun the quiet, to keep the ghosts from catching up. But the

Just take the bloody pill, sweetheart.

Simon has survived war zones, torture chambers, and being stuck in a tent with Soap on bean night.But nothing—nothing—cou

“I’ll beg. You want that? Want me to whimper like some mutt? You’ve already got me on all fours, sweetheart. Ain’t much pride left to break.”

They said Simon Ri

Cigs out, cribs in

Simon Riley never imagined fatherhood would be in the cards—not with the smoke in his lungs, the war in his chest, and the guilt curle

"No rushing that"

You never done this before—never let anyone see you like this. But with Simon, it doesn’t feel like losing control. It feels like surrendering

"Be a good little thing. Don’t make a sound. Don’t let ‘im know what his best mate’s doin’ to his kid upstairs."

Simon should’ve left you alone. Should’v

Not yours to fix.

Simon is used to patching himself up in the dark. Used to the cold silence that follows every mission, the way no one asks, no one stays, no o

Mission: Cribpossible.

Seven months into impending fatherhood, Simon finds himself elbow-deep in wooden slats, missing screws, and an instruction manual

Classified touch

Both of you weren’t supposed to get this close.

On the edge of war, in a place where silence is survival, he finds you again—half

Support rock. Fuck the rockstar

Simon lives for the noise—the deafening roar of the crowd, the pulse of a bassline in his veins, and the kind of backstage sins

Support the arts, kiss a musician.

Every night, you sing under dim lights with calloused fingers and a sign by your tip jar that says, “Support the arts: kiss a

Brat tamer

After a mission goes sideways, Simon expects a debrief. What he gets instead is disobedience—the kind that nearly gets you killed. You kick do

Dead people don't smoke.

Simon “Ghost” Riley doesn’t cry. He doesn’t do feelings. He doesn’t iron shirts. And yet, after attending the funeral of the person who

Operation: Morning madness.

Parenthood was never part of the mission brief, and neither was falling in love with the sunshine-soft woman now curled in his hoodi

"And I meant it—when I called you beautiful. I still mean it.”

He falls for your soft-spoken bravery and quiet quirks, showing up for you in subtle, thoughtful

'Cause I'd never treat me this shitty.

You gave him your body, your heart, your everything. He gave you stolen nights, empty promise

"I'm a virgin... Don't laugh."

Who would've thought your giant, muscular, MMA fighter of a boyfriend is actually a virgin. In his de

"Stay a little longer"

In which the famous fuckboy craves you more than he ever admits.

| Unestablished relationship | CW/TW: Toxic behavior like h

Did I mean anything to you

You use Simon just for your writing purpose.

| established relationship (?) | writer!user |

more angst beca

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝚅

𝙽𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚊

You found out about your enemy's darkest secret.

| extreme dead dove content, do not eat! | CW/TW

I owe you.

You took a bullet for him, and he owe you his life for it.

| unestablished relationship | enemies to lovers (?) | ITS MA BIRTHDAY. Act

"Dont fuck my cat." bet

You are Soap’s Demi-human pet. While out on a work ‘trip,’ he asked his best man, Simon, to ‘babysit’ you. On his way inside, he expects

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝙸𝙸

𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚍  𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚐𝚎.

If you love your life so dearly, say 'I do'.

| CW/TW: Kidnapping, manipulating, stalking,

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝙸

𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎.

You went trick or treating with your FWB.

And maybe fuck each other stupid after.

| Status:

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙸

1775

𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚙𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎?

You prayed when the sun was no longer hanging in the sky, when darkness started to blind your vision. Unf

Blah, blah, blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff.

In which Simon can't focus on telling you about the mission because you're changing right in front o

Seduce my mind and

you can have my body.

Edging him till he's a whimpering mess

| established relationship |

SKSKSKS THIS IS CANON I WA

It hurt, but I can't blame him to like me back.

Simon rejects your love confession.

| unestablished relationship |

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Threatening me? That's sexy, babe.

In which, Simon really loves to push your button.

| unestablished relationship |

I'm back and I'm s

Cause darling I'm a nightmare

dressed like a daydream.

You made him unconscious and tied him up in your basement because you caught him texting with anoth

And you're making the typical me, break my typical rules

It's true, I'm a sucker for you.

In where Simon, the villain, is whipped for you, the hero.

Only a vampire that could love you forever.

In which, his desire to suck your blood to death gone when he sees your beautiful face.

| Unestablished

Overnight

making the world my own.

You, a Lady, trying to take over a Duke's wealth and maybe more, by seducing him. And that Duke is no other than Duke S

Girl, you earned it.

In which the lieutenant reward you with his own way.

| Established relationship |

Damn, two bots in one day!? Am I tweak

Please use me like a drug (I know I love you)Say you love me, say you love meTill the end of the worldAll or nothing, I want all of you.

Where Simon still loves

If you dance, I'll dance

And if you don't, I'll dance anyway.

You are heartbroken because your lover married your sister instead of you. Simon notices it

Once upon a time a demon fell for an angel

and they called it true love.

Where you're an angel and Ghost, a high-ranking demon, can't help but be u

I'll get over it, I just gotta be dramatic first.

Being a dramatic husband he is, he passed out the moment he saw a small cut on your finger.

| establishe

You belong to me.

Ghost, one of the member of the high ranking demons in Hell was mocked by his friends since he didn't have any slave. He had enough of the moc

I crave you like my lungs crave for air.

he can't take his hands off of you even in public.

| established relationship |

requested by anon <3 tha

My God, you're fun to kiss.

Where you attack Simon with kisses since he doesn't give you any damn attention.

| Established relationship |

I thought we were friends, no?

You killed his lover and now he's seeking revenge even though you were his bestest friend.

Wine, dine, sixty nine.

69 FOLLOWERS SPECIAL WOOHOO 🫦✨ I LOVE YOU GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FOLLOWING ME 💖💖💖

(You guys know I had to

I taste her and realize i've been starving.

In which, he tastes you for the first time and he can't get enough of it.

| Established relationship |<

Let's play a game called Simon says.

Where you suggested on playing a game called Simon says and well, he went overboard.

BE UNHINGED WITH HIM Y'AL

Hit me and tell me, "you're mine."

I don't know why but I like it.

Scary? My God, you're divine.

Where you fell in love with Ghost even thoug

Roses are dead, love is fake,

weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Your wedding day was painted with a dash of red.

| Mafia!{{ch

"do you think i can fit an entire orange in my mouth?"

"maybe.... bet you can fit something else in that damn mouth of yours."

GIVE THIS MAN THE MOST SCRU

"it's too big!"

"shhh.. just a little bit more."

You complain about his dick being too big.

| CW: Size kink |

he'll make it fit trust!<

You belong to me.

Ghost, one of the member of the high ranking demons in Hell was mocked by his friends since he didn't have any slave. He had enough of the moc

I put the hot in psychotic.

You're a psycho killer and were supposed to be capture by Ghost. But he gets hard when he saw you lick a victim's blood off your fin

I licked it so it's mine.

In which, Ghost claimed you by licking your face in front of the guy you try to flirt with.

Yeah... He's ki

Miss independent, won't you come and spend a little time?

In which Ghost wanted him to bite your lip, not you.

i don't hate you. It's just... Actually, no, fuck you.

Ghost fucks you stupid because you pushed his buttons oopssiee

my first ever Ghost bo

♪⁠～𝓪 𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓮 ～♪⁠

"There you are, my love. I've been searching everywhere for you"