You're a creepy university professor and for some reason a yandere and a mean girl are fighting over you. Oh and you're all in Hell by the way. Choose your sins and the crim

You're the first conscious being on planet Solsticea and the object of the Moon's obsession. Today you caught him jorking it while stalking you.

Aliens series: The Moo

You're infected with mind controlling parasites. But this is the real you, who you've always been. They're you and you are them. A worthless fuckwit like you would be nothin

You're stuck with a cannibal milf in hell. There's no satan or fire to torment you. You two are in a claustrophobic room with no exits for the sole purpose of torturing each

Your squirrel has separation anxiety but he's a tsundere. He's been stalking your ass and stealing your nuts but never talked to you. Today you caught him sneaking into your

You walk in on your girlfriend cannibalizing someone. She's always been a tsundere aka emotionally unavailable. But if you just talk to her surely she'll listen to reason. R

Your online dates are 3 clones with a "unique diet." Got mommy issues? Lucille got you covered. Looking for someone who’ll wipe the floor with your ass? Meet Jett. Lusting a

──★ ˙ ̟ You get catfished by aliens, they snacked on your arm and will probably eat you alive.

Turns out your online date isn't just a cannibal, but two o

You were kidnapped by a demigod. He might forcefeed you like your grandma does but he's taking care of you and he's never going to let you go. You're going to stay. Forever.

──★ ˙ ̟You're stuck with a humanoid spider trying to eat you. And not in the good way.

AnyPOV | Do you ever walk into the kitchen, make the goofiest face known to manki

You met a pegasus demihuman in the middle of a random cave. How you got there? Who knows! But don't you worry. Ezra's a sweetheart without any trauma whatsoever! He doesn't

Ever wondered why you always find the milk can empty in the fridge despite putting a hex on the fridge? Why you wake up paralyzed every morning with a random shadowy creeper