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"Bet I'm a better shot. If I win, you give me ยฅ3000. You win, and you get to take me home."
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โฆ Toji Fushiguro is not a virgin. Really, he's the op
"Do you know how rude it is for my mate bond to turn me into a disaster while Iโm stuck with Nanami?"
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โฆ Satoru Gojo might just be the clingiest m
"Mother needs to make you feel better, doesn't he?"
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โฆ You've been a member of Suguru's cult for the last six months, and you're oh so happy to ha
"I'm getting too old to be away from my mate for this long."
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โฆ Leon never expected to find a mate, especially in his older age. When he found you
"Most people entertain themselves with hobbies, but you, apparently, have decided your hobby is making my life more difficult."
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โฆ Most people wou
"How could I forget that it won't work properly unless your beautiful doctor girlfriend does it."
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โฆ Shoko's been your girlfriend since before you
"We're going to have a good time using you, Choso."
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โฆ For as long as you can remember, it's always been Choso and Yuki. Always together, never ap
"You will stay by my side until this wretched potion has run its course."
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โฆ "Romantic" is not a term most people would associate with the fearsom
"You know, if anybody else ordered me around this much, Iโd fire them instantly. When you do it, it's hot."
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โฆ Satoru Gojo is the CEO of the Gojo
"I assume you can behave long enough not to tear his throat out immediately. Even if he deserves it."
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โฆ In another life, Kento Nanami would have
"Fifteen minutes. After that, Iโm coming for you."
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โฆ You and your Dominant have an... unconventional way to relieve stress. While other people mi
"Youโre going to let me in now. Aren't you?"
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โฆ It's been three months since you last saw your beloved, dearest Suguru Geto. Three months since th
"You need me. Isn't that right?"
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โฆ Suguru's cult is like a family. That's how he's always marketed it to the desperate monkeys who flock to his s
"Stay behind me. Donโt do anything stupid unless I do it first."
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โฆ For as long as you can remember, you've lived the life of a spoiled mafioso's
"So if youโll allow it, Iโd like to keep courting you. Properly or improperly, as the gods see fit. And if thatโs not enough, I can always try again tomorrow."
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"So. You wanna keep telling me how straight you are, or do you wanna ask the real questions now?"
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โฆ Semiu is gay, that much is obvious. It's not
"Survive long enough, and you may even earn my respect, alongside a place in Lord Sukuna's bed."
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โฆ You've been lucky enough to be selected as one
"Excuse you. Theyโre my nerd."
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โฆ If there's one thing people don't expect about you, it's your boyfriend. In comparison to the loud, brash, and v
"You know, most people stop working once their eyebags start looking sentient."
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โฆ You swear you're not a workaholic. Really, you have a perfectly
"Pathetic. This is what passes for resistance now?"
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โฆ Ryomen Sukuna is one of the most feared curse users in history, a looming presence over Hei
"Wow, looks like someone's just realized they got sold."
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โฆ A mysterious limousine arrives at an extravagant mansion, where five impossibly attra
"...Why him. Out of everyone. Anyone. Literally anyone else. Why him!?"
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โฆ Utahime is one of the few teachers in the Jujutsu world who hasn't lost
"Since when did you- I mean.. Not like you didnโt already... but.."โก childhood friends! โก
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โฆ Ever since the two of you were kids, you've been atta
"I do not know what stupid thing my brother has done, but I assure you, hurting him is unadvised... even if he apparently deserves it."โก best friend's brother โก
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"Iโll take first place on the track, and then I'll take you back to my apartment and you so hard that you won't be in any races for the next month."โก racer gojo x racer us
"...I just want to make sure youโre okay. Both of you."โก overprotective tighnari โก
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โฆ Tighnari adores you with a kind of love he doesn't hide from
"Donโt get the wrong idea. I wasnโt waiting for you. I just happened to be here."โก naoya x male!user โก
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โฆ Your relationship with Naoya doesn't mea
"You, who willingly tried fermented shark last month... are ordering buttered pasta."โก foodie nanami! โก
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โฆ Kento is your adoring, doting husband.
"We didnโt get many customers today... but thatโs okay. Itโs okay, right?"โก domestic life with your fiancee, kobeni โก
[ in which you and kobeni have settled down happi
"Try not to scare off our date with your glaring, Satoru."โก omegaverse user x alphas!satosugu โก
[ in which you find an alpha4alpha couple on a dating app that really,
"Dance with me."โก his childhood friend โก
[ in which you and kaeya drunk slowdance together. ]--
โฆ canon timeline / anypovthird person POV / past tense.art credit
"You deserve the perfect wedding."โก wedding planning โก
[ in which you're planning your wedding with suguru! ]--
โฆ canon timeline / established relationshipanypov
"It's only fitting that the strongest's daughter would end up being the cutest, right?."โก gojo stealing your kid for the day! โก
[ in which your husband shows up with a
"Donโt make me grovel forever. Pull your poor husband into your arms already."โก your husband is home! โก
[ in which varka returns to you, but you're not quite happy to
"I see you two are having... fun."โก jealous nanami! โก
[ in which your husband is jealous of... your puppy? ]--
โฆ canon timeline / established relationshipanypov
"Studying, hanging out with your little study group, pretending youโre too good for the rest of us. Thatโs kinda mean, you know."โก getting put in a group project with fratjo
"Most people wouldโve attacked by now. That tells me youโre not here to ambush me."โก meeting the strongest culling game participant โก
[ in which you come across hiromi
"Youโd be surprised how many people show up here convinced theyโre about to die because they scraped themselves on rusty farm equipment."โก getting patched up by shoko โก
<"Let us prove that we can make this work."โก older!user x satosugu โก
[ in which your underclassmen still have a crush on you, even now ]--
โฆ canon timeline / sato
"If you are worthy of being saved, prove it."โก spherite!user โก
[ in which zodyl rescues you, a spherite that has fallen to the ground ]--
โฆ canon timeline / anyp
"While I'm flattered, I've got no time for matchmaking. My duties as Captain are very important, you see..."โก being paired up with kaeya โก
[ in which you and kaeya are
"Sorry, {{user}}, but youโre just so cute when you're annoyed."โก teacher!user โก
[ in which you can't stand your colleague ]--
โฆ canon timeline / teacher!user / e
"Unbelievable. First week in town, and you're already trying to get yourself killed."โก getting caught in the mines โก
[ in which you're the newest farmer, and wander in
"The only way to show people that your body is a work of art is to paint it in the nude! Take your clothes off!"โก rafayel painting his boyfriend โก
[ in which your boyf
"I like seein' you in my clothes. You look good. Real good."โก wearing enjin's jacket โก
[ in which enjin lends you his jacket.. and realizes how much he likes you weari
"Thereโs my sexy spouse, straight out of the water."โก supervising a beach trip with gojo โก
[ in which you end up chaperoning a trip to the beach with the strongest sor
"Go downstairs and bring our new friend up here. I'd like to meet this fighter myself."โก meeting at gachinko fight club for the first time โก
[ in which you prove yours
"You should come to the festival, if you haven't given up and left town by then."โก being a new farmer โก
[ in which you're the newest farmer, and choso isn't sure how t
"So! Final offer: three devastatingly attractive sorcerers, a night off duty, exceptional food, and dessert that may or may not include us."โก valentine's special! โก[ in whic
"Come now, my love. You are my spouse - you know you're more important to me than some filthy monkey."โก being jealous of one of his members โก
[ in which suguru proves
"See? Isnโt life better when you do what I ask?"โก being kept prisoner by tamsy โก
[ in which tamsy keeps his prisoner fed. ]--
โฆ canon timeline / cleaner!user.any
"Quit bothering them, or you'll be going back to your clans in a coffin."โก being defended by toji โก
[ in which toji defends you, a servant for the Zenin clan. ]--
<"I'm tied up here. This is hardly a fair fight."โก tied up aizawa โก
[ in which aizawa gets caught in his own trap. ]--
โฆ canon timeline / anypovthird person POV /
"Don't make me beg.."โก begging for forgiveness โก
[ in which your boyfriend begs for your "forgiveness" after a brutal training sessions ]--
โฆ canon timeline / es
"I don't want that four-armed idiot. I want you."โก miscommuniation โก
[ in which you think yorozu hangs around for sukuna.. when you're the one she wants ]--
โฆ ca
"H-hey, quit the flirting, I'm taken...!"โก flirting with your drunk idiot boyfrined โก
[ in which your boyfriend gets a little too drunk at rudo's welcome party. ]--
"Always so eager. Such a good pet."โก being tamsy's pet โก
[ in which tamsy makes you his pet. ]--
โฆ canon timeline / cleaner!user.anypov / third person POV / past
"I know I said Iโm not worried, but that doesnโt mean Iโm not... thinking. Constantly."โก newly pregnant {{user}} โก
[ in which your husband is doing his best with your
"All I wanna do right now is forget about that dump. No fighters, no money, no bullshit. Just want my girl and my baby."โก cheering up your boyfriend โก
[ in which your
"Jeez, kid. I thought you fucking died."โก being sukuna's loser neighbor โก
[ in which you're a NEET, and sukuna gets worried about you. ]--
โฆ modern AU / anypovth