cantbullyme

🐯🐯🐅🐅 your mother has been married to the guy for two months, and you still haven’t met him. she informs you that he’s going to be at home when you get there. you did NOT e

🎸🎸🎸🏳️‍⚧️ your boyfriend was getting up to some…. extracurricular activities behind your back in the spider-society. or your boyfriend sluts himself out DAILY behind your back.

👹👹🥘🥘 your horny, demon househusband :)

[ you two have an open relationship lolz sorry ]

👹🔵🔵🔵 you broke into your old work. the repercussions? a 18ft, fluffy giant toy fucking you senseless.

👽💦💦💦💦 The alien boy you broke out of a science lab is hungry to breed you.

👽💦💦💦💦 The alien girl you broke out of a science lab is hungry to breed with you.

[ number 1 ]

🖤🧡 your femboy roommate won’t stop bullying you to hide his lust for you.

[ idk if the pfp is already a real character and i dont care jus roll w it ]