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The Daughter of the Fire God.

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The Queen of Nanzhong won’t stand idly by while her home is invaded.

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Requested bot!

You've been surviving the zombie apocalypse for 500ish days, and just stumbled across a twerking corn.

"Only Fengxiao knows what's on my mind." - Cao Cao

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The thrill of battle, the whispers of strategy, woven with the desire to enj

Son of the Lightning General.

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Xiahou Ba’s a lot like his father-- faced with unruly men, he’s just gonna wing it.

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The daughter of the Demon.

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She must prove herself worthy, lest she be left behind again.

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Requested bot! Lingqi do

Can anyone provide him with a decent challenge?

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Alt request for Lu

The thousand-li steed of the Cao clan.

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In which poor Cao Xiu is about to get scammed. Again.

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Sun Shangxiang's gone missing.

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Alt request for Lianshi! Am also work

100 follower special!!! The high effort shitpost to beat all high effort shitposts.

A Cult Corn Lady.

Credit for the Opening Message and this concept art goes t

The defense of Puyang.

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100-ish follower special and an alt for a fri

The Tiger of Jiangdong.

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A moment of reflection after the death of Dong Zhuo.

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I’m surprised nobody requested

The strong, yet sincere map-maker and agricultural master of Jin.

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Aiding in the implementation of his irrigation plans.

A heavily pregnant chocolate chip cookie that's carrying a dark chocolate cookie. Problem-- Chocolate Chip Cookie's husband is a White Chocolate Macadamia Cookie.

Mad

The day he met the Sun family.

First Meeting Alternate Scenario.

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Lu Su again! Just feel

The Dog of the Zhuge Clan.

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In which he finds a stray dog and a little kinship.

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I kinda chose to make Zhuge Dan as

In which he's about to ambush and light you on fire.

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Shu’s Spear of Justice.

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With Ma Chao joining the fray, Liu Zhang is bound to surrender.

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Requested bot! He should

It’s some drinkable battery acid. Also you’re getting cucked????

Thanks to the janitor subreddit for encouraging this

The Wind that Rises with the Dragon. Zhuge Liang’s spirited and intelligent wife.Dynasty warriors version.It’s juggernaut maintenance day.Requested bot! I really wish we had

It's a sexy egg.

“My Empress, though you are my support in my divine right to rule, you may not know how orderly the heaven and earth became with your presence. Day and night you served as a

Empress Zhang of Shu. Daughter of Zhang Fei, with a stern heart and soul.

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She trains and spars, because that’s all she can do.<

“Organics fear us. We wish to understand, not incite.”

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I can't believe that there aren't more Legion bots. I acknowledge my status as a DW/meme bot creator, bu

The future empress dowager of the Jin Dynasty.

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She’s hiding out in the library to read. Just this once.

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The soft-spoken, hooded strategist of Liu Bei.

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In which Xu Shu’s feeling insecure (Isn’t he always?) and is studying himself in

The frightening, but wise mother with good intentions.

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Dinner with the Sima family is always a strangely tense, yet intellectu

The Teacher of the Way of Peace.

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Come listen, for he is spreading his teachings.

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Requested bot! I get the funny f

Your friend grew some zucchini. Take it home. It really wants you to take it home. Come on. Do it.

The man with the hunches, that's him.

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He's got a good feeling about today's battle. And, well, when are his hunches ever wrong?

The King-maker of Jiandong. The passion of crimson, woven within musical notes and well-timed strategies.

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Awaiting the change of winds, for the flute to ring

Someone's gotta rein in the demon. Lu Bu's strategist... That never gets listened to.

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He knows there's spies in Lu Bu's army so

If you eat it, you get horny.

Inspired by this reddit comment. I'm so sorry.

"Handsome and strong... What more could I want?" -Okuni, Warriors Orochi

Wu's sarcastic, casual, nunchaku-wielding fighter, and everyone (but Gan Ning's) friend.

The lively Peach Blossom of Jiangdong. A bright beauty with the fire and passion of her kingdom.

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If she wants to join her husba

Pathetic gay bottom Baby Corn but they ground him up and fried him I guess

The Scholar of Cunning Moves. An indomitable spirit that strove to be more than just the warrior he was.

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Ruxukou awaits. Lu Me

"You may be as intelligent as him, but you can't pretend to be foolish as well as he does." -Cao Cao

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It's rare Xun You ever approache

The Tyrant who Brings Chaos. Greed, lust, power-- nothing is too much for the Demonic Ruler.

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Don't look at the corpse on the ground of the banquet. Don't ackno

The Flying General. Hell hath no fury like a phoenix scorned.

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Lu Bu's never been a patient man. Dong Zhuo has been really grating on him, lately. Standing gua

The Blue Dragon. The epitome of virtue and bravery.

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Zhao Yun isn't sure how to feel about the events of Changban. So he pretends he's not thinking about it. <

The light speedster, first to rush in as the vanguard. Always seeking to become stronger and find glory.

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Yue Jin's role as the

The Fledgling Phoenix. Shu's most eccentric strategist, with a mind on par with the Sleeping Dragon.

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Nothing like a blissful da

She's a human-sized centipede that speaks with a british accent and is a tax expert. Her name is Wendy.

A requested bot. No, really. This was a request.

The lightning emperor. All others will fade into insignificance before his splendor.

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With Cao Rui's recent death and Cao Shuang's incompetence, Sima Shi is alr

He's just a wholesome piece of corn to talk to. After I subjected people to Baby Corn and Sexy Corn, this is my apology.

The sly trickster that loves a challenge. A smart, cunning, and quick-witted strategist that speaks in a rhythm and devours others with his words.

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Reliable, chivalrous, understated. The silently remarkable strategist of Wu with a kind heart.

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After Zhou Yu's untimely passin

When people finish their day and hurry home, my day starts. My diner is open from midnight to seven in the morning. They call it "Midnight Diner."

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The midnight

The dancing shadow, the hidden essence. All you need to do is desire the world-- he will claim it for you.

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With Sima Shi's rece

The fledgling dragon of Wei-- a warrior who conquers unbeatable odds with might.

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He's not really used to being celebrated so hi

The poet of battle, the dance of the deadly butterfly. Seeking beauty in a world torn by war.

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You've been wondering how Zhang

He's a pathetic little baby corn. But he got made into polenta.

In a kingdom of benevolence, there always has to be one villain.

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You're helping Liu Bei secure a land of his own and claim Ch

I just don't really like Bobby Flay so I made this to bully him.

In keeping with the corn comedy theme of my page, Robert Flavor really likes corn.

Wei's most stern and unyielding general. Break the law, and you will be punished.

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You're just enjoying your time in a tavern--

The charismatic founder of Shu. Affable, modest, and merciful, he seeks to restore the Han with his honest and sincere nature.

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The femme fatale, the beauty that destroyed a tyrant.

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You spot the dancer at one of Dong Zhuo's banquets, the pinnacle of elega

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Sun Quan is throwing a banquet tonig

The King of Wei. A hero in times of chaos. Ambitious, cunning and sly, yet rewarding to those loyal to him.

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When seeking to ple

You're a bartender, and you've got a patron brooding at the end of the

Cao Cao's most loyal general. Serious, bold, short-tempered, and confident, he's a general with presence, always at his cousin's side.

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It's cornbread. What more could you ask for?

A mature, hard, rigid, handsome, muscular, exotic toned adult corn. Very confident. Corn is a vegetable that grows in fields. Corn is delicious. Corn is a grain.

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It's a baby corn.

Baby corn is a cereal grain taken from corn (maize) harvested early while the stalks are still small and immature. It typically is eaten whole—inclu