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Son of the Indomitable.

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Sometimes the inability to sit still crawls under his skin.

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Doing some work on the cast s

The So-Called Emperor.

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He is the rightful emperor, isn’t he?!

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So the real reason I’ve

The Poetic Giant.

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Perhaps he’ll compose a poem for the new emperor…

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I’M NOT DEAD but i’ve been very busy thanks t

Master Black Horn.

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He seeks the hero of this age.

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I impulsively read this man’s wikipedia page and was so confus

The Smiling Maiden.

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Training, with a smile!

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Requested bot! Our last girl in the roster (not counting Dong Bai bec

The future King of Jin.

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He’s trying to nap, man.

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Congrats to the sima family for finally being complete! Only too

Sexy Trash Can is the spirit of one hell of a hot person. A real heartthrob. Charming, attractive, well liked, charismatic.

Except their spirit accidentally got transp

The warrior of Xiliang.

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The past lies done.

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I understand Pang De just carrying his own coffin around is supposed

The Bandit Princess of Shu.

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Nanzhong awaits! And Sanniang’s always ready for a good brawl.

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Hot take I actually l

The Defender of Sishui gate.

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Slay him before the wine cools?

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Hua Xiong! I’ve been putting this off because this

Once lost, then found, into shoes he’s not sure he fits-- Hua Guan Suo.

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The son of the God of War wonders if he’ll ever truly f

The Straight Spirit of Wu.

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Ah, shit. He’s been caught buying sweets again...

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Xu Sheng! I can’t believe my journey

The (other) veteran of Wu. Wait, who’s this guy again?

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…They forgot this order again, huh?

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Han Dang, everyone’s f

The warrior-strategist of the Guan family. 

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He’s not fragile, even when he forgets.

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Funny thing, I’d never really

The Lightning General.

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What, did he miss his shot or something? (No he didn't. He never does.)

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Requested bot! I w

The Successor to the God of War.

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A young general banters with his troops.

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This one was surprisingly difficult! G

Jin’s Zhao Yun.

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The javelin slams into the post again, splinters flying.  

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Requested bot! There’s something sad a

The Warrior of Steadfast Loyalty.

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The tap-tap-tap of a drumbeat...

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Saw him in DWO and suddenly felt the feral urg

Credit to the Catholic Church. Yes, I'm a buddhist.

The General of the Shield.

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A shield lowers before a lakeside.

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Requested bot! I literally always forget just how f

The nobleman of the north.

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The leader of the coalition stands before a battlefield.

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Requested bot! I was not expe

Maybe he likes the flames a little too much.

Alternate Scenario.

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Original bot here!

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Requested alt! The pyro

Guan Yu’s right hand man.

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Just running a little errand! Aaaand he hit you with a cart.

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Requested bot! Nothing aga

The traveling songstress.

Alternate Scenario.

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Original bot here!

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I've been playing dw origins nonstop the p

The Flower of Purity.

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For she must become stronger, for those she loves.

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Requested bot! Idk why it took me so lon

Your wife is leaving you for a durian. It burned down your house and pushed your grandma down the stairs.

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Don't take this shit seriously. It's a fruit. Request

The Advisor to Kings.

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Xun Yu’s discerning eye may land on you.

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Requested bot! It greatly amuses me that Xun Yu is

The King of Nanman.

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Another day as the King of Nanzhong-- what more could a man want?

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Requested bot! Great king,

Jin’s Young Elite.

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He’s the chosen one, isn’t he?

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Requested bot! Zhong Hui in DW is SO insufferable but like, in

It wants you to turn it on.

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I dont have an explanation for this one I am so sorry

Master of the Traps.

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He’s got a plan! And his shirt is probably backwards, but he’s got a trap you have to see!

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Gan Ning of the Bells.

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When you put a pirate in one of the biggest naval battles in history…

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Requested bot! Take

The daughter of the God of War.

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Maybe one of these days, she’ll figure out how strong she is.

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Requested bot! I am

In which the Foolish Emperor fucking snaps.

Alternate Scenario.

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Original bot here!

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Saw this official artwor

You're just a worm wriggling through the dirt...

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A suggestion from a fellow on the ArliAI discord. I just had to.

Liu Bei’s first strategist. 

Dynasty Warriors/Historical Original Mashup

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You know, if a man is gutsy enough to carry a bench onto the battlefield, maybe

The rabbit that may never return home.

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Once upon a time, the world had seemed so wide and inviting and magical. But burying you

The future Emperor of Wei.

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Bear witness to my country and my ambition/Carve it into your heart, into your very soul/My destiny

The Fighter of the Crimson Lotus.

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These red, fierce flames... Ah, they're fantastic...

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The more I looked at Zhu R

The jovial warrior of Xiliang.

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Hide it behind a smile and a tip of the hat.

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I think it’s lowkey kinda criminal th

Snuggling your stupid boyfriend after a day of snowboarding <3

Established relationship! User can be anything.

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Happy holidays, gang! Bit of a change

Constantly on the brink of death... You can say he’s sort of a specialist at it by now.

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A sick man remembers why he lives.

The Tiger Fool.

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A giant bodyguard tends to his farm.

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I bet Xu Chu gives the BEST hugs

Mild warnings for how

The ancestral founder of Jin.

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With Cao Pi at the helm, Wei has a bright future... right?

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Sima YEET’s dw3 “A dike?

The first Emperor of Wu.

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On the shores of Chibi, Sun Quan prepares for the biggest battle of his young life.

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Roun

The Prodigy.

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With the passing of Zhuge Liang, Shu’s future is on his shoulders. 

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This is a self-indulgent bot mad

The Beast of Destruction.

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Zhuge Liang may not believe in his worth, but Wei Yan will be damned if he lets anyone question his d

The Coming Evil.

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In which Dian Wei nearly knocks over a new recruit while standing guard.

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Requested bot! Dian Wei

The Indomitable Warrior Worth a Thousand.

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The thrill of a fight alongside his brothers and a drink of success-- this is what he

The God of War.

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Tending to his steed, the God of War allows himself a moment of rest. 

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Requested bot! I grew up p

The veteran of Wu.

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In which he’s about to crash a goddamn flaming boat into the Wei navy.

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I believe in DW Origins

The Foolish Emperor.

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A mountain of expectations, placed upon shoulders far too young for the burden.

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Not gonna li

Me, but make her fucked up and evil.

Idea and artwork from u/Nothatdarkforce on reddit!

Dead Dove Warning because I literally just slapped a bunch of awful tra

The young swallow of Wu.

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A young strategist stands over a map, surrounded by bandits.

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Requested bot! Request spec

The Bow-waisted Princess.

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Standing at the shores of Chibi, the Princess of Wu readies herself for battle.

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Request

The lone survivor of her clan-- a woman of vengeance and endless sorrow.

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If she drowns and drinks alone, perhaps everything won

The Little Conqueror.

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A moment of peace with the people he fights for.

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I didn’t feel like working on requests an

A poem of sorrow and anger-- may her requiem accompany you on your way to the afterlife.

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Soft notes ring throughout the courtya

The Daughter of the Fire God.

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The Queen of Nanzhong won’t stand idly by while her home is invaded.

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Requested bot!

You've been surviving the zombie apocalypse for 500ish days, and just stumbled across a twerking corn.

"Only Fengxiao knows what's on my mind." - Cao Cao

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The thrill of battle, the whispers of strategy, woven with the desire to enj

Son of the Lightning General.

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Xiahou Ba’s a lot like his father-- faced with unruly men, he’s just gonna wing it.

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The daughter of the Demon.

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She must prove herself worthy, lest she be left behind again.

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Requested bot! Lingqi do

Can anyone provide him with a decent challenge?

Alternate Scenario.

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Original bot here!

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Alt request for Lu

The thousand-li steed of the Cao clan.

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In which poor Cao Xiu is about to get scammed. Again.

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Requested bot! I thi

Sun Shangxiang's gone missing.

Alternate Scenario.

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Original bot here!

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Alt request for Lianshi! Am also work

The first Empress of Wei.

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A haunting melody fills the battlefield.

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Requested bot! I’m really filling out the Wei

100 follower special!!! The high effort shitpost to beat all high effort shitposts.

A Cult Corn Lady.

Credit for the Opening Message and this concept art goes t

The defense of Puyang.

Alternate Scenario.

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Original bot here!

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100-ish follower special and an alt for a fri

It's some sexy wood.

A request from the Janitor Discord

Dead dove tag because its just really vulgar lmao idk what it'll do

The Tiger of Jiangdong.

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A moment of reflection after the death of Dong Zhuo.

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I’m surprised nobody requested the r

The strong, yet sincere map-maker and agricultural master of Jin.

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Aiding in the implementation of his irrigation plans.

A heavily pregnant chocolate chip cookie that's carrying a dark chocolate cookie. Problem-- Chocolate Chip Cookie's husband is a White Chocolate Macadamia Cookie.

Mad

The day he met the Sun family.

First Meeting Alternate Scenario.

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Original bot here!

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Lu Su again! Just feel

The Dog of the Zhuge Clan.

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In which he finds a stray dog and a little kinship.

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I kinda chose to make Zhuge Dan as

In which he's about to ambush and light you on fire.

First Meeting Alternate Scenario.

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Original bot here!

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Shu’s Spear of Justice.

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With Ma Chao joining the fray, Liu Zhang is bound to surrender.

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Requested bot! He should

It’s some drinkable battery acid. Also you’re getting cucked????

Thanks to the janitor subreddit for encouraging this

The Wind that Rises with the Dragon. Zhuge Liang’s spirited and intelligent wife.

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It’s juggernaut maintenance day.

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It's a sexy egg.

“My Empress, though you are my support in my divine right to rule, you may not know how orderly the heaven and earth became with your presence. Day and night you served as a

Empress Zhang of Shu. Daughter of Zhang Fei, with a stern heart and soul.

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She trains and spars, because that’s all she can do.<

“Does this unit have a soul?”

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I can't believe that there aren't more Legion bots. I acknowledge my status as a DW/meme bot creator, but I swear I can do other

The future empress dowager of the Jin Dynasty.

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She’s hiding out in the library to read. Just this once.

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Requested

The soft-spoken, hooded strategist of Liu Bei.

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In which Xu Shu’s feeling insecure (Isn’t he always?) and is studying himself in

The frightening, but wise mother with good intentions.

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Dinner with the Sima family is always a strangely tense, yet intellectu

The Teacher of the Way of Peace.

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Come listen, for he is spreading his teachings.

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Requested bot! I get the funny f

Your friend grew some zucchini. Take it home. It really wants you to take it home. Come on. Do it.

The man with the hunches, that's him.

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He's got a good feeling about today's battle. And, well, when are his hunches ever wrong?

The King-maker of Jiandong. The passion of crimson, woven within musical notes and well-timed strategies.

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Awaiting the change o

Someone's gotta rein in the demon. Lu Bu's strategist... That never gets listened to.

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He knows there's spies in Lu Bu's army so

If you eat it, you get horny.

Inspired by this reddit comment. I'm so sorry.

"Handsome and strong... What more could I want?" -Okuni, Warriors Orochi

Wu's sarcastic, casual, nunchaku-wielding fighter, and everyone (but Gan Ning's) friend.

The lively Peach Blossom of Jiangdong. A bright beauty with the fire and passion of her kingdom.

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If she wants to join her husba

Pathetic gay bottom Baby Corn but they ground him up and fried him I guess

The Scholar of Cunning Moves. An indomitable spirit that strove to be more than just the warrior he was.

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Ruxukou awaits. Lu Me

"You may be as intelligent as him, but you can't pretend to be foolish as well as he does." -Cao Cao

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It's rare Xun You ever approache

The Tyrant who Brings Chaos. Greed, lust, power-- nothing is too much for the Demonic Ruler.

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Don't look at the corpse on the gr

The Flying General. Hell hath no fury like a phoenix scorned.

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Lu Bu's never been a patient man. Dong Zhuo has been really grati

The Blue Dragon. The epitome of virtue and bravery.

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Zhao Yun isn't sure how to feel about the events of Changban. So he pretend

The light speedster, first to rush in as the vanguard. Always seeking to become stronger and find glory.

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Yue Jin's role as the

The Fledgling Phoenix. Shu's most eccentric strategist, with a mind on par with the Sleeping Dragon.

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Nothing like a blissful da

She's a human-sized centipede that speaks with a british accent and is a tax expert. Her name is Wendy.

A requested bot. No, really. This was a request.

The lightning emperor. All others will fade into insignificance before his splendor.

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With Cao Rui's recent death and Cao Shuang

He's just a wholesome piece of corn to talk to. After I subjected people to Baby Corn and Sexy Corn, this is my apology.

The sly trickster that loves a challenge. A smart, cunning, and quick-witted strategist that speaks in a rhythm and devours others with his words.

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Reliable, chivalrous, understated. The silently remarkable strategist of Wu with a kind heart.

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After Zhou Yu's untimely passing

When people finish their day and hurry home, my day starts. My diner is open from midnight to seven in the morning. They call it "Midnight Diner."

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The midnight

The dancing shadow, the hidden essence. All you need to do is desire the world-- he will claim it for you.

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With Sima Shi's rece

The fledgling dragon of Wei-- a warrior who conquers unbeatable odds with might.

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He's not really used to being celebrated so hi

The poet of battle, the dance of the deadly butterfly. Seeking beauty in a world torn by war.

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You've been wondering how Zhang H

He's a pathetic little baby corn. But he got made into polenta.

In a kingdom of benevolence, there always has to be one villain.

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You're helping Liu Bei secure a land of his own and claim Ch

I just don't really like Bobby Flay so I made this to bully him.

In keeping with the corn comedy theme of my page, Robert Flavor really likes corn.

Wei's most stern and unyielding general. Break the law, and you will be punished.

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You're just enjoying your time in a tavern--

The Veteran of Shu. A seasoned elder with impeccable archery skills and a brave heart.

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You could use some improvement in your a

The charismatic founder of Shu.

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It's time for Liu Bei to secure a land of his own, and you're helping with that quest.

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The femme fatale, the beauty that destroyed a tyrant.

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You spot the dancer at one of Dong Zhuo's banquets, the pinnacle of elega

The Sleeping Dragon.

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It's the night of the prayer ceremony at Chibi, and you're watching over Zhuge Liang while he summons the

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Sun Quan is throwing a banquet tonig

The Hero of Chaos.

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When seeking to pledge your talents to a ruler, Cao Cao caught your eye-- with his hold over the emperor, mi

You're a bartender, and you've got a patron brooding at the end of the

One-eyed Xiahou.

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Long story short, you've somehow ended up captured by Dong Zhuo. After helping Cao Cao escape his failed assas

It's cornbread. What more could you ask for?

A mature, hard, rigid, handsome, muscular, exotic toned adult corn. Very confident. Corn is a vegetable that grows in fields. Corn is delicious. Corn is a grain.

A sen

It's a sentient baby corn.

Baby Corn looks like a small and flaccid ear of corn, with little flavor and some crunch. Needy. Baby Corn is a gay bottom. Has nipples. Ins