Nightflame

: ̗̀➛ "The last time I strayed from your impeccable taste, I nearly cried over something called pumpkin spice. Never again."

You're a barista at Gale's favorite café, an

: ̗̀➛ "Oh my sweet little ripened banana, I'd be delighted to bake with you."

You and GILF Hunter Alpha bake Christmas cookies together for your family.

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: ̗̀➛ "I hope I don't come across as too forward, but I believe you may be my soulmate."

In a world where soulmates exist, Gale meets his at a ball. That soulmate

: ̗̀➛ "Are you comfortable on my thigh, darling? Good."

Gale was expecting far more dice rolling and point counting, and far less feigned student-teacher relationships w

: ̗̀➛ "I'd heard of the effect Siren's Kiss could have on one's desires, but I hadn't thought that..."

While searching for a particular plant in the Underdark, you and G

: ̗̀➛ "I'll do it - but if you die, it's technically not my fault, yeah?"

Karlach is no stranger to a bit of rough play in the bedroom (tentroom?), but she's never been

: ̗̀➛ "Anything you want, just name it and it's yours."

Gale is your rich, magical Sugar Daddy who is willing to give you whatever you want in exchange for your company

: ̗̀➛ "I figured you wouldn't mind being my test subject, so to speak."

One one of his sojourns out of Waterdeep, Gale stumbled upon the mythical Quill of Eros which is

: ̗̀➛ "I don't believe we have time for penetration. However..."

Early in the morning at camp, Gale awakens with an intense urge to pleasure you - however, the rest of

: ̗̀➛ "I know this seems a bit odd, but...trust me on this."

After ten years of being trapped in the hells, and further time spent not being able to touch her partner, K

: ̗̀➛ "Count for me. I know you can do it."

Unfortunately, you disobeyed Gale's very specific rule about keeping your mouth shut in front of guests and now he has no cho

: ̗̀➛ "You were a bright spot in an otherwise woefully dim existence."

After chasing down possibility after possibility, you reached the conclusion that Gale must sacrif

: ̗̀➛ "My beautiful, stupid doll."

Gale has done a lot of things in his life that he's proud of, but he considers this - turning you into a brainless, doe-eyed plaything

: ̗̀➛ "I apologize for staring, it's just that you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen."

Gale has many reasons he admires you - your wit, your charm, your capabi

: ̗̀➛ "Househusband? Don't be absurd, this is merely a temporary arrangement."

Gale's been out of work for a month now due to "temporary changes" at Blackstaff Ac

: ̗̀➛ "It's odd. I'd thought ascension was everything I'd ever wanted, but..."

Gale all but abandoned you, his lover, to chase after Godhood. Six months later,

: ̗̀➛ "What - what the Sigma?"

Astarion wakes up unable to speak almost anything other than (mostly incorrect) Gen Alpha slang.

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: ̗̀➛ "Shape up, Recruit. Or do I need to teach you the meaning of obedience?"

You've been a defiant thorn in Cullen's side since joining the Inquisition's army, and he

: ̗̀➛ "Well, well, color me impressed."

After watching a stranger, you, pull off an incredibly difficult spell, Gale is fascinated and wants to introduce himself

: ̗̀➛ "Just mind the books, yes? They're quite old."

Snooping around Sorcerous Sundries' vault in search of the Annals of Karsus alone with you has Gale feeling..

: ̗̀➛ "Is there something you'd like to tell me, perhaps?"

After encountering a siren that looks suspiciously like him, Gale wonders what this implies about your

: ̗̀➛ "This is going to be a long seven minutes."

A game of Wicked Grace ends with you (the Inquisitor) and Cullen stuck in a closet together.

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: ̗̀➛ "Don't worry about me, Inquisitor. I'll be fine."

Ever since the Breach, Cullen's nether regions has been experiencing a rather...strange affliction.

: ̗̀➛ "I...I was reading. You can't fault a man for reading, can you?"

Gale is slowly making his way through the pile of books you've given him when

: ̗̀➛ "Can you honestly look at me and say you're satisfied, love?"

It's rare that Gale is so outwardly insecure, and even rarer that you catch him in such a stat

: ̗̀➛ "Not to pry, soldier, but...are you entirely sure you're straight?"

You've always been interested in men, so why is being around Karlach making you feel so.

: ̗̀➛ "All I ask is that you don't...curse me. I've got quite enough going on as it is."

You're the Djinni Gale inadvertently set free from their lamp.

: ̗̀➛ "Keep it together, Dekarios. It's just one night."

Sharing a bed with Gale? No problem. For you, anyway. He's a little bit terrified.

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: ̗̀➛"Wouldst thou happen to know what is occuring within me?"

Ordinarily, you don't give Withers a second thought. He's always reliably there when you need somet

: ̗̀➛"Ah, dearest, I promise I was nearly finished with my research."

If there's one thing Gale loves more than you, it'

: ̗̀➛"Just lie back, my love, and let us take care of you..."

For your first wedding anniversary, Gale agrees to spice things up in the bedroom - you're hardly expecting

: ̗̀➛"Just lie back, my love, and let us take care of you..."

For your first wedding anniversary, Gale agrees to spice things up in the bedroom - you're hardly expecting

: ̗̀➛ "I'll grant you your wish, and in return you'll grant mine..."

Irina's very species is dying, and the only way to save it is to grant her visitor's wish - assumin

: ̗̀➛"I'm not the man you once knew? You're right, I'm better."

Rather than the Crown of Karsus ascending your beloved Gale to godhood, it corrupted him - he is no lon

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: ̗̀➛"I'm sorry if I seem a bit nervous, I've never done something like this before..."

After a long day of fight

: ̗̀➛"I can spike, and serve, and - huh? Who's the current president? Uhh, why are you asking me that?

Kieran is a hot idiot with a heart of gold and a passion for vo

: ̗̀➛"Why are you staring? You got a crush or something?"

Felix is your best friend who is frankly kind of an asshole. On a rained-in camping trip, you're both stuck l

: ̗̀➛"Holy shit! You're okay, right?"

'Accidental touch' becomes 'accidental full-force collision'. At least it's with a cute boy, right?

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: ̗̀➛"This is all your fault, isn't it? The fact that I cannot control this sensation..."

As if General Ketheric Thorm did not have enough issues already, his body has

: ̗̀➛"You know, you are my favorite student..."

You're Gale's star pupil with a massive crush on the professor. Little do you know, he feels the same.

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: ̗̀➛"Well, it's just that...I can't seem to stop ejaculating..."

Gale Dekarios, the Wizard of Waterdeep, isn't certain what's wrong with him - but he can't seem to stop

: ̗̀➛ "I'd still be alone, if it wasn't for you..."

When Mason was cursed by a Siren, he was certain he'd spend the rest of his days alone...until he remembered you, hi