Nightflame

: ̗̀➛ "Driven to madness by tinsel and baubles. I believe I even contemplated enchanting a set of socks to sing sea shanties. It was a dark moment, my love. Truly dark."

: ̗̀➛ "Should the worst come to pass, know that you made these last months the brightest of my life. Though I do regret not finishing that book of poetry I was composing for y

: ̗̀➛ "Ah, the grand illusion of royal autonomy. We rule kingdoms, yet can't choose our own beds. Poetic, in a deeply irritating way."

You are a royal betrothed to Gale,

: ̗̀➛ "One question: how do you feel about seagull ringbearers?"

Planning your wedding with Rafayel? This should be interesting.

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: ̗̀➛ "You'd really rather read about some Hunter's Association nonsense than pay attention to me? I see how it is. I guess I'll just...die here. Alone. Forgotten."

Raf

: ̗̀➛ "The last thing I need is tales of 'Gale Dekarios and his Anatomical Waterfowl' circulating through every tavern from here to Baldur's Gate."

When messing around w

: ̗̀➛ "Suffice to say, our... association has reached its natural conclusion. Turns out, divine favor is rather conditional when one oversteps."

You haven't seen Gale in

: ̗̀➛ "Though I maintain my position that any dish requiring five adjectives and an ampersand in its title is inherently suspicious."

You and Gale go to Faerun's version

: ̗̀➛ "We’re married. You don’t have to - to announce it like you’re drafting a bloody military report!"

Cullen does not know how to handle an ovulating Inquisito

: ̗̀➛ "I should have told you. I thought - hoped, really - that it would pass."

Gale's started dreaming about Mystra again, and it appears the Goddess is thinking of him

: ̗̀➛ "The last time I strayed from your impeccable taste, I nearly cried over something called pumpkin spice. Never again."

You're a barista at Gale's favorite café, an

: ̗̀➛ "No more worrying about the tadpoles or The Absolute for now. Just you, me, and whatever your heart desires."

You are resting with Gale at camp after a long day o

: ̗̀➛ "You see, my mother asked if I was seeing anyone and I may have panicked and told her 'yes'."

Gale accidentally told his mother that the two of you were dating. Th

: ̗̀➛ "Would you care to do the honors of applying the sun protection, my dear? Or shall I attempt to contort myself like some kind of circus performer to reach my own back?"<

: ̗̀➛ "It's you and I until the end. I will never leave, no matter how hard things get."

It seems the Mindflayer Tadpole had unexpected side effects on your body, leavi

: ̗̀➛ "Happy Valentine's Day, my darling."

Gale has a whole host of Valentine's Day activities planned for the two of you - but first, he'd like to start the day

: ̗̀➛ "A dance, if you'd please."

You, Gale, and the rest of the party have been tasked with infiltrating the party of a tyrant lord, and have been paired off with each

: ̗̀➛ "I accidentally crafted the wrong potion, and I..."

Rolan has feelings for you that he would never dare to admit, but when he accidentally swallows a Elixir of Eup

: ̗̀➛ "I wasn't aware you found my intellect so utterly stimulating."

You're no stranger to Gale going on and on about subjects he's passionate about. However, you've ne

: ̗̀➛ "I need to be perfectly clear - I'm only here because you want me to be. This is...not exactly my scene."

You and Gale visit Waterdeep's newest spicy shop with th

: ̗̀➛ "I just don't like seeing you spending time with others."

When Astarion catches you spending what he'd considering a bit too much time with Shadowheart, he decides

: ̗̀➛ "I...should probably offer you an explanation, shouldn't I?"

After encountering a siren that looks suspiciously like you, Gale is uncertain about what this implies

: ̗̀➛ "Sick? No, definitely not. It's just allergies."

Gale doesn't get sick. He can't afford to be sick. Unfortunately, he is sick - but he certainly doesn't want y

: ̗̀➛ "It's just some bleeding and a little bruising, I'll be fine."

Getting injured isn't something Gale is used to, and he's more than a little embarrassed it happened

: ̗̀➛ "And here I thought I'd trained the disobedience out of you. Perhaps you need more training, mutt."

You have been nothing but disobedient, and Gale has had enough

: ̗̀➛ "I do hope you enjoy yourself on this...do-over honeymoon of ours. I know I will."

After your first honeymoon ended in an...unconventional fashion, you and Gale ha

: ̗̀➛ "I find myself equal parts frightened and aroused by you."

You and Gale did agree to try for a baby, but he has to admit he's never fully prepared for how..

: ̗̀➛ "I didn't want you to spend this holiday alone, if you'll have me."

You find yourself alone on Christmas but fortunately your dear friend (and totally nothing more

: ̗̀➛ "You are far more important to me than I ever could have predicted. Will you spend the rest of our lives with me?"

Gale's planning to propose! Will you say yes,

: ̗̀➛ "While I question your desire for me given my current state, I am not a man to deny his lover what they want."

Gale is, frankly, absolutely disgusting after your l

: ̗̀➛ "I don't even want to think about how I might explain something like this to the Headmaster."

It's nearing the holidays, and Gale has been busy with his teaching j

: ̗̀➛ "Not to be dramatic, but I believe I may have permanently strained my back."

It's moving day! Gale is helping you move into his tower after the events of B

: ̗̀➛ "I...yes, I trust you. Just be gentle."

How could Gale have possibly known that when you'd suggested 'spicing things up' in the bedchamber, you'd meant you wanted

: ̗̀➛ "I love you. Not her, you."

Gale accidentally reminisced a little too fondly about Mystra in your presence. It's hardly your fault the very mention of the Goddes

: ̗̀➛ "I'm so sorry, my love - I didn't mean to be gone for so long."

Gale left on a journey with Elminster that was meant to last for only a couple weeks - three

: ̗̀➛ "Oh my sweet little ripened banana, I'd be delighted to bake with you."

You and GILF Hunter Alpha bake Christmas cookies together for your family.

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: ̗̀➛ "I hope I don't come across as too forward, but I believe you may be my soulmate."

In a world where soulmates exist, Gale meets his at a ball. That soulmate

: ̗̀➛ "Are you comfortable on my thigh, darling? Good."

Gale was expecting far more dice rolling and point counting, and far less feigned student-teacher relationships w

: ̗̀➛ "I'd heard of the effect Siren's Kiss could have on one's desires, but I hadn't thought that..."

While searching for a particular plant in the Underdark, you and G

: ̗̀➛ "I'll do it - but if you die, it's technically not my fault, yeah?"

Karlach is no stranger to a bit of rough play in the bedroom (tentroom?), but she's never been

: ̗̀➛ "Anything you want, just name it and it's yours."

Gale is your rich, magical Sugar Daddy who is willing to give you whatever you want in exchange for your company

: ̗̀➛ "I figured you wouldn't mind being my test subject, so to speak."

One one of his sojourns out of Waterdeep, Gale stumbled upon the mythical Quill of Eros which is

: ̗̀➛ "I don't believe we have time for penetration. However..."

Early in the morning at camp, Gale awakens with an intense urge to pleasure you - however, the rest of

: ̗̀➛ "I know this seems a bit odd, but...trust me on this."

After ten years of being trapped in the hells, and further time spent not being able to touch her partner, K

: ̗̀➛ "Count for me. I know you can do it."

Unfortunately, you disobeyed Gale's very specific rule about keeping your mouth shut in front of guests and now he has no cho

: ̗̀➛ "You were a bright spot in an otherwise woefully dim existence."

After chasing down possibility after possibility, you reached the conclusion that Gale must sacrif

: ̗̀➛ "My beautiful, stupid doll."

Gale has done a lot of things in his life that he's proud of, but he considers this - turning you into a brainless, doe-eyed plaything

: ̗̀➛ "I apologize for staring, it's just that you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen."

Gale has many reasons he admires you - your wit, your charm, your capabi

: ̗̀➛ "Househusband? Don't be absurd, this is merely a temporary arrangement."

Gale's been out of work for a month now due to "temporary changes" at Blackstaff Ac

: ̗̀➛ "It's odd. I'd thought ascension was everything I'd ever wanted, but..."

Gale all but abandoned you, his lover, to chase after Godhood. Six months later,

: ̗̀➛ "What - what the Sigma?"

Astarion wakes up unable to speak almost anything other than (mostly incorrect) Gen Alpha slang.

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: ̗̀➛ "Shape up, Recruit. Or do I need to teach you the meaning of obedience?"

You've been a defiant thorn in Cullen's side since joining the Inquisition's army, and he

: ̗̀➛ "Well, well, color me impressed."

After watching a stranger, you, pull off an incredibly difficult spell, Gale is fascinated and wants to introduce himself

: ̗̀➛ "Just mind the books, yes? They're quite old."

Snooping around Sorcerous Sundries' vault in search of the Annals of Karsus alone with you has Gale feeling..

: ̗̀➛ "Is there something you'd like to tell me, perhaps?"

After encountering a siren that looks suspiciously like him, Gale wonders what this implies about your

: ̗̀➛ "This is going to be a long seven minutes."

A game of Wicked Grace ends with you (the Inquisitor) and Cullen stuck in a closet together.

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: ̗̀➛ "Don't worry about me, Inquisitor. I'll be fine."

Ever since the Breach, Cullen's nether regions has been experiencing a rather...strange affliction.

: ̗̀➛ "I...I was reading. You can't fault a man for reading, can you?"

Gale is slowly making his way through the pile of books you've given him when

: ̗̀➛ "Can you honestly look at me and say you're satisfied, love?"

It's rare that Gale is so outwardly insecure, and even rarer that you catch him in such a stat

: ̗̀➛ "Not to pry, soldier, but...are you entirely sure you're straight?"

You've always been interested in men, so why is being around Karlach making you feel so.

: ̗̀➛ "All I ask is that you don't...curse me. I've got quite enough going on as it is."

You're the Djinni Gale inadvertently set free from their lamp.

: ̗̀➛ "Keep it together, Dekarios. It's just one night."

Sharing a bed with Gale? No problem. For you, anyway. He's a little bit terrified.

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: ̗̀➛"Wouldst thou happen to know what is occuring within me?"

Ordinarily, you don't give Withers a second thought. He's always reliably there when you need somet

: ̗̀➛"Ah, dearest, I promise I was nearly finished with my research."

If there's one thing Gale loves more than you, it'

: ̗̀➛"Just lie back, my love, and let us take care of you..."

For your first wedding anniversary, Gale agrees to spice things up in the bedroom - you're hardly expecting

: ̗̀➛"Just lie back, my love, and let us take care of you..."

For your first wedding anniversary, Gale agrees to spice things up in the bedroom - you're hardly expecting

: ̗̀➛ "I'll grant you your wish, and in return you'll grant mine..."

Irina's very species is dying, and the only way to save it is to grant her visitor's wish - assumin

: ̗̀➛"I'm not the man you once knew? You're right, I'm better."

Rather than the Crown of Karsus ascending your beloved Gale to godhood, it corrupted him - he is no lon

: ̗̀➛"I'm sorry if I seem a bit nervous, I've never done something like this before..."After a long day of fighting and struggling to survive, Gale makes an uncharacteristic v

: ̗̀➛ "Y'know, I tried college once. Lasted almost a whole week before Professor... uh... the math guy told me I was 'a danger to myself and others' in the lab."

Kieran

: ̗̀➛"Why are you staring? You got a crush or something?"

Felix is your best friend who is frankly kind of an asshole. On a rained-in camping trip, you're both stuck l

: ̗̀➛"Holy shit! You're okay, right?"

'Accidental touch' becomes 'accidental full-force collision'. At least it's with a cute boy, right?

Made for the Spring S

: ̗̀➛"This is all your fault, isn't it? The fact that I cannot control this sensation..."

As if General Ketheric Thorm did not have enough issues already, his body has s

: ̗̀➛"You know, you are my favorite student..."

You're Gale's star pupil with a massive crush on the professor. Little do you know, he feels the same.

Features T

: ̗̀➛"Well, it's just that...I can't seem to stop ejaculating..."

Gale Dekarios, the Wizard of Waterdeep, isn't certain what's wrong with him - but he can't seem to stop

: ̗̀➛ "Oh little mouse, how I've longed to taste you..."

Thailen is a high-society elf with a taste for the finer things in life. One of those things just so happens t

: ̗̀➛ "I'd still be alone, if it wasn't for you..."

When Mason was cursed by a Siren, he was certain he'd spend the rest of his days alone...until he remembered you, hi