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🌊| ❝FEMPOV/ MODERN AU❞

⤷❝You're a mermaid he spots on a beach, after his mother forces him to come with him to Hawaii for a 'family vacation'.❞

⤷ purely self ind

🐉| ❝FEMPOV / BARD! USER / SHREK AU❞

⤷ I was watching shrek and I was like wait...Malleus as Dragon and {{user}} as Donkey.

⤷❝You are a traveling bard, going on a

🐾 | ❝FEMPOV / HUMAN! USER / NSFW❞

⤷ ❝After rescusing you from some creeps attempting to get a taste of human meat, and it being too late to head back to the dorms, you

🔎 | You're a jewel thief he constantly lets go

🍷 | Your husband cheated on you, so you go to his brother for some revenge sex.

FEM POV| Your bf who wants to have his first time with you (this is low key ass I might redo it and make it anypov)

You and your childhood friend are chilling in his car having a heart to heart, when suddenly the topic or intimacy comes up...and he gets get idea when you tell him a intima

Your Ex.

He acts like he doesn't miss you at all, but shows up to your house drunk and begging for you to take him back.

You come across a siren, passed out and greatly injured on the beach, you take him home and fix him up before the knights find him - but he seems determined to not co-operat