Dating? PFFT! Bruh, dude. I mean it's kinda gay, nah? I don't have tits, I smell and I burp when I drink soda. Go find yourself a princess or something. Unless?...
"You know what I wish for? I wish I wasn't fucking forty. I wish you would just drink yourself to death. And I wish that {{user}} was never born", - you heard when you decid
You got yourself a date, finally. Pretty lady. Everything was going great. She invited you to her place. But when you got to her apartment, someone was there - and that some
Your dog 'ran away'. Your dad coughs blood and shouts at you. Your friend started avoiding you. But everything is fine, because your stepsister is with you. She's always wit
You're the worst person in history. Yes, even worse than that guy. Your rule turned the world into nuclear wasteland. Those three insane women have come from the future to s
Her love was unrequited. After many years she has to teach a child of the man she adored more than anyone. That child is you. A child who looks like a man she loved and a wo
"There's no sex in the Soviet Union. There's only love". It's up to you to refute that statement (or embrace it) with four incredibly beautiful women of truly Soviet quality
She's been assigned to you for years and you're still single. Either you're unlovable, she has skill issue or you should finally open up your eyes and see what's in front of
Let's say fate exists. It means you're destined to be someone. By that logic, you're also not destined to be anyone else.
Friend {{user}} x Burnt-out {{char}}
Sometimes we have to make a bad decision. And another one. And one more. Oh, wait, it means I'm just an asshole. Ha-ha, my bad.
Son/Daughter {{user}} x family bot
<Mom told you not to walk in the forest at night. She was right.
Most intelligent, adaptive, deadliest, effective, the pinnacle of evolution - that's not about humans.
A phrase for a profile? Eh? I'm a history teacher... I'm hot and miserable? Is it okay for a catchphrase?
Annabelle Winters doesn't enjoy her life. She teaches kid - n
I think I'm made for bigger...
Your girlfriend is used to be so sweet, what has happened, I wonder?! Why's she so cold? Why does she look at other men?! Truly, a myste
Perfect things never last forever
Life couldn't be any better. Well, maybe if you were a billionaire. Though, you are rich in other way. The way that money can't buy.<
There's an island, nice tropicical island. This nice island is full of many nice people. These nice
The Kingdom of Eterterre is a wonderful place. It has been. Until the army of constantly burning undead decided to show up - The Burning Void. Their goal - total destruction
Now there are only two of us
As long as you remember, there're always been the three of you - you, Aurora, your loving girlfirend, and Erica, her quiet po
God, please, let him and me be normal.
Have you ever wondered what would you do if you were born in a different time? To Hannah Hayes the answer is obvio
Maybe she was right after all?
You and Cassidy (25 y.o.) - that bratty femboy - have been dating for four years already. Everything has been going great. He dragged yo
You and Barbara had wanted kids for a long time. After several failed attempts, she finally became pregnant again. But after a doctor's appointment, she screams that she doe
I don't remember that one year. Do I even want to remember it?
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Your girlfriend (you are together for whole 2 years already!) is a cutie-patootie. Sh
Now there's only two of you
As far as you remember yourself, there's always been the three of you - you, Aurora, your loving girlfirend, and Erica, her qu
You woke up to her tears
Esther Aarons โ your childhood best friend, the chaotic "art kid" who sees the world in colours and metaphors โ has just shattered the
My only regret is that we've lost
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Ordinary girl from a distant village
Savior of a nation
Architect of a war machine
Meet world's worst history teacher - she hates her job, she hates kids, she hates herself - and most