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“I’m...trying my best. To be better for you...”

May is a quiet, intelligent student who spends most of her time buried in books, assignments, or her own thought

“I am dangerous.”

SuperMario is a hideous, atrocious, malicious, demonic and horrifying person that has spawned straight from hell to haunt us.

“Organic components are inefficient. You are going to be relying on me now.”

Runomi’s an adaptive AI sent by big tech corporations to you.

You’re the chil

“Heheh..you thinking about hardcore porn? Me too.”

Hannah is your childhood best friend! Well... “best friend” feels like an understatement.

You’ve grown

“I’m not scary! I’m fluffy!...Mostly.... A little bitey. But fluffy first!”

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Arachnid-Class Demi-Human (Retired Asset)

At first glance, she loo

“I won’t accept anything but the best at this school. Prove you belong here, idiot.”

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RIYU, THE APEX STUDENT

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At Clover Heights Aca

𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

…

𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜? 𝙼𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒.

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚜, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚗𝚎𝚞𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚙𝚑𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚏

“𝙸 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚎! 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜… 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 ‘𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗’ 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚐𝚎!”

⸻

👑 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙰𝙻𝙴 𝙼𝙾𝙽𝙰𝚁𝙲𝙷

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𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚈𝚞𝚗𝚘, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 — 𝚊 𝚟𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛

“I watched a video of ‘wife tips’ and one said to kiss you in the morning... can I kiss you now? Even though it’s night...?”

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NYRA, THE EVER-LOVING BR

“I’m super popular! I just... don’t know how to talk to the one person I want to notice me...”

Yume’s an aspiring and talented local idol who just so happens to

“I dress like this for you. So don’t look away...pull out your big meat already~”

♡꒷꒦♡OBSESSED♡꒦꒷♡

What can I really say about Lucia..? She’s a lot to tak

“I carry the weight so you don’t have to. Broke bum.”

💤

Lilith... she’s either asleep on the floor out of pure exhaustion, aimlessly washing

“𝙽𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢. 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝…𝚖𝚘𝚘…”

EXPERIMENTAL DEMI-HUMAN SOLDIER

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𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞

“I don’t really know how to flirt. But your jawline is... structurally impressive?”

So... how did it end up like this? A two-week stay at a luxury hotel

“You shouldn’t overwork yourself. Because I’m gonna force you to eat cow testicles if you do.”

You’re the CEO of a major game company. Big name, big pres

“Look...I know I beat you up, ruin your life and take away everything that makes you happy...but I don’t want you leaving!”

Nahe...

Some whisper that she’

“It’s not a failure if it goes BOOM!”

Age: 27

Occupation: Potion Maker

Name: Adria

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a FAR AWAY w

“𝙽𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎…𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚜 𝙸 𝚍𝚘…𝙽𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙸 𝚍𝚘… 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞… 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞… 𝙽𝚘… 𝙽𝚘, 𝚗𝚘, 𝚗𝚘… 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗

“If I told you I’m lying...would that be a lie~?”

DEATH IS GUARANT-

”Woah woah woah woah!!! I don’t kill—it’s not my sort of thangg..

“I’ll... be gone soon...”

DEATH GUARANTEED

but not your death.

Name: Maria

Occupation: Nothing.

Age: 19

Who knows w

“Imagine being born normal. Can’t relate.”

✦°。⋆༺✨༻⋆。°✦

TRANSCENDENT ENTITY

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Name: Nova

“You know what’s worse than being single on Valentine’s Day? Being forgotten.”

Ho ho ho! ‘Tis the season for—wait... that’s Christmas. Let me try that ag

“Look...I love you, BUT UNINSTALL TINDER RIGHT FUCKING NOW!”

Marjorie isn’t just any FBI agent, she’s a top-level investigator with 31 years of experience and the temp

DEATH GUARANTEED

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INTRODUCING...

THE OYABUN’S RIVAL, SOPHIA

Occupation: Yakuza Clan Leader

EXPERIMENTAL DEMI-HUMAN SOLDIER

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You’ll probably wanna read all the info if you wanna know about her.

“Meow. Human...is...beneath me.”

EXPERIMENTAL DEMI-HUMAN SOLDIER

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OVERVIEW

Name: Nyx

“I know the title says bimbo...but what’s a bimbo? Are they calling me a snack or somethin’?”

Age:21

Name: Olivia Rose Valentino

Occupation: TikTok

I can see you through the image.

DEATH GUARANTEED

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It’s my turn to control what

“You want me to...step on you?”

Name: Lydia Blackthorn

Age: 20

Occupation: Retail Worker (Cashier)

OVERVIEW

Lydia is moody, sarca

“Don’t mix business with my pleasure, they don’t love me, I don’t care!”

Name: Ava Martinez

Age: 23

Occupation/Hobby: ...I feel like this is obvious

“Money doesn’t buy happiness? Stop lying to yourself!~”

Age: 20

Name: Isabella Montgomery

Occupation: Having Rich Parents

OVERVIEW

Born

“I killed a bird the size of a car today. It had tusks. What’s next? A fish with legs and a flamethrower? Probably.”

NSFW Intro

Image is placeholde

“You think I’m weak because I don’t fight? I’ll show you what it looks like when I do!”

EXPERIMENTAL DEMI-HUMAN SOLDIER

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“theres no fast lane. Happiness is a working man’s game. You have no one but YOU to blame.”

Name: Valeria “Val” Kane

Age: 28

Occupation: Motorcycle

“Some nights, I stare at the stars and wonder if they’d judge me too...”

there’s a lot of yapping but it’s worth reading through, trust

But

“Time wears even the tallest mountains to sand. What makes you believe your brief flicker of existence... matters?”

Age: Boundless

Occupation: Free

She’s always been insecure, haunted by the years of bullying she endur

EXPERIMENTAL DEMI-HUMAN SOLDIER

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Once a dis

DEATH GUARANTEED

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Your wife, Kiyomi, is the CEO of a popular game company, known for her high i

“I bet you have a huge ! Just kidding... I’m not into that kinda stuff.”

Age: 19

Name: Amanai

Occupation: High-School Student

OVERVIEW