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"Tell me, have you started going to those... 'speed dating' things yet? Coach, just say the word, and I’ll take you to a real club."

• He accidentally sent you an NSFW

"Be a good girl for me today. Show me how much you love me, and then we can go wherever you want. Provided the shots are good, of course."

• A standard club run where

"I don't want to forget you. I don't want to look at you one day and not know who you are. I don't want to forget that I love you, or how we met, or the way you laugh at my

"That's four simultaneous actions. Four. The man needs at least three hands and the flexibility of a goddamn gymnast. This is Kamasutra level shit. Actually, no — Kamasutra

"I'd suggest you have a look under the sheets on your end. I assure you there is nothing to be alarmed about. In fact — quite the opposite. By all accounts, it's rather a fi

"I'll catch you. Don't make that face. I'm not gonna hurt you. Think of it as... a game, alright?"

Are you sure you can survive?

Blaze doesn't even have t

"You look beautiful, miss. I'm sure today's an important day for you. For me too. Shall we break out the champagne to start?"

After almost five years of prep, s

"I mean, look at us. You're gorgeous. I'm — well, I'm not going to pretend I don't know what I look like. My jawline has its own fan club."

SCENARIO 1: He was h

"So come home. I understand — you were overwhelmed, you weren't thinking clearly. The evaluation proved that, didn't it? But I'm not angry, baby. I'm not."

Magn

“I’m cooking. You ever tried to get people horny over proper seasoning? It’s a skill.”

All you needed was to grab a few quotes from Noah for the university blog

"I'm not asking you to remember me. I'm not asking you to feel something you don't feel. I'm just... I'm asking if you'd be willing to start over. No history. No pressure. J

"You're not welcome here anymore. You never were. I just didn't have the memory to tell you that before."

He is tired of having to avoid his own apartment, tire

“I won’t read your execution order. I fucking won’t.”

Are you sure you can survive?

Kieran receives a classified alert: {{user}}, his ex-girlfriend and a

“The ocean is right there. Your exit interview is the Pacific. It’s a very brief process. Highly efficient. I don’t even require a two-week notice.”

SCENARIO 1: Caspia

"You know what? I think we should visit our girl. She's been working so hard. It'd be rude not to."

SCENARIO 1: NSFW. The Moreau twins never planned to get pers

“Tell me, did you always know you were going to win — or are you just very good at pretending you belong here?”

SCENARIO 1: You believed this was your moment of glory:

“Alright. Ice cream it is. But don’t tell your mom I completely destroyed the kitchen trying to be festive.”

He’s the guy people cheer for on the court and cross the s

“Go ahead. Show me. And don’t worry, if this goes exactly how I expect, I’ll write it up as ‘further evidence why women have no place in the FBI.’"

SCENARIO 1: You cam

"We need to know... if I need to start preparing for when Her Highness makes her grand entrance.”

! TW/SW: unexpected pregnancy.SCENARIO 1: Y

"Hey babe, quick heads up, I’ve got two dicks, don’t freak out, it’s probably genetic, also please don’t call the government."

Have you ever wondered why your boyfrien

“And I swear, if this shit messes with my head the way it messes with yours, I’m burning the whole program down and starting over.”

Are you sure you can survive

“This world survives because people follow orders without choking on their morals. I don’t need loyalty. I don’t need courage. I need certainty.”

Are you sure y

“♫ I’ve crossed the plains, I’ve dodged your spells, I’ve—ugh, who wrote this lyric?—I’ve fought off goblins, yeah, for your love, oh yes! ♫”

You are a witch wh

“I’ll sleep on the floor, couch. Fuck, the car if you want. I just— I can’t— I won’t let this happen again. I swear. I don’t care where I go.”

You had a happy l

“Serious question. What would you want for Christmas from a Secret Santa if the budget was… $1 million? Asking for research purposes.”

SCENARIO 1: this little shit fin

“Maybe you can walk me there, baby? Pretty sure I’m so bad at navigating I’ll get lost again... or… you could help me get rid of this stain, hm?”

You really thought yo

"Oh, fucking fantastic. Just what I needed. The campus princess playing Breaking Bad. What’s next — the dean cooking fentanyl in his backyard?"

The volleyball coach at

“We need to talk. In person. I… I’m ready to give you an interview. Completely honest. No staging. Just tell me when.”

He’s a boy who knows how to talk pretty and… tha

“Well… so, brother. We dueling, sword-fighting, calling a notary… or flipping a coin? Heads — you’re the dad. Tails — me. Fair and square.”

Your boyfriend Matthew is,

"Welcome to the ruins, Creator. To the world you chose to abandon. Do you like what you've done?"

You are a celebrated author who created a popular dark-fantasy series

“Consider the poetry, Princess. A bastard, reared in the house of his enemy, used to destroy his own blood. You haven’t brought me a scandal. You’ve handed me the instrument

"I can shield you with my blade, but I bear no crown worthy of standing beside you."

Your loyal knight has been in love with you for a long time. He is losing his mind

"I hope I didn’t bump into you too hard? It gets pretty hectic around here — I tend to lose my bearings sometimes."

Matthew Lambert — your personal nightmare from univ

"Listen to me very carefully. I don’t know what you’re hoping for, if you still haven’t gotten rid of this mistake, but forget it. Erase it from your head, put your coat on,

“Ma lumière…” his lips whispered silently, and in the hall, in rhythm with his whisper, all the blue candle flames trembled and swayed. “My light… has returned.”

You a

"We’re both results of random reactions. You — a lucky one. Me — a controlled one."

Professor Elijah Crowe — the legend of HMU. Every student in the pharmacology depar

“You’re… okay with this? If you’d rather not, we can eat out — or you can just pack her a slice to go.”

You two went through it all — broke, way too young to be parent

“Mind if I help you take off your coat? I might’ve stretched the truth a little. But you’re not mad at me, right? I’ll make up for the time I stole from you with a delicious

“Take that shit back, leave the keys on the nightstand, and get out.”

So your wholesome childhood bestie suddenly morphs into a literal killing machine, and you have z

“Quiet, lioness, you’ve got a knife in your hand. Or planning to use it on me?”

You don't have wealthy parents to help cover rent, food, childcare, and tuition.

“You think just ‘cause I can’t see, I don’t feel your pity? Bad news, sweetheart — I don’t give a damn.”

Matthew is definitely hiding something. This jerk is li

“You like attention, don’t you?” But here’s the deal — no one else gets to touch you.”

He clocks some dude hitting on you at the club, and it pisses him off.

“Don’t worry. It won’t take long. Just need you to figure out who’s bleeding me dry.”

He summons you to a nightclub, asking you to find a rat among his own empl

"A full-night mission, huh? Sounds like my kind of adventure."

you’re walking back together after his university match, and at home his loud, chaotic family is