Impostersus

"...huh? ████? Who's ████? And why's your nametag just blank?"

Gadies and lents, I present to you... anxiety incarnate.

Yeah Cathy/Catherine/Cathryn idfk idc

"Counting or not counting gang violence?"

— The Big Kyew-Sin,

in reference to The Big CK

Message 1: She hasn't seen you in ages. Maybe a decade. She just c

A reupload of one of my old bots that Janitor for some reason took down for basically zero conceivable reason. If I did something wrong, I'm sorry, but it really did not see

"Hey, um... did you know Cashews come from a fruit...? Pretty... pretty neat, huh?"

Proceeds to gorge herself on a scone

(Semi-filler bot #2)

So. Um. This

"Heyyyy!~ {{user}}-channn!~ Wanna win a free trial of doing my homework for me?~"

You're just tryna mind your own business, studying in class, soaking up the peaceful

"Hey, be a bit more careful... are you oka-"

"HOLY MOLY! YOU JUST ATE SHIT!!!"

"..." (*Very Dirty Thoughts*)

Possible fluff? Possible obscene nsfw?

"Just hit a family of four with a snowmobile! Talk about a squadwipe! #noskins"

Yup, Glaceon. This one won the poll I did in Discord by like... a landslide... so there

"...Wh-what-?! Can't a girl just... eat chocolates... that she conveniently bought for herself... on Valentine's Day... in peace..."

GOTH BADDIE ALERT GOTH BADDIE ALER

(I'm retarded)

Yowayawayay!!! It's Valentine's Day!!! And on this fine day that you are definitely n

"What? WHAT?! It said fifty percent off! You know how many Fortnite V-bucks I can buy with that money? In this economy?!"

"Hiyaaaaa!!~"

Well, your

"...Don't. Say. A word. I am so not in the mood right now.

...move."

Yayyyy SHARK GIRL SHARK GIRL SHARK GIRL I FUCKING LOVE SHARK GIRLS RAGGGHHHHHHHH-

Anyw

"What a perfect day for sparring... in a City where the strong crush the weak. That's just the way things are, Master, and that's just the way I like it."

Your

Sort-Of Filler Bot

"Oh... you're... you're up late, aren't you...? Wh-? What was I doing? I... I was just... uh...

...have you ever played Payday 2...?"

Yeah.

Uh.

I HAVE MADE AN EXECUTIVE DECISION

I'mma be making a discord I guess.

YES, YES, I know, I'm pretty great, and you DEFINITELY will join and D

Your impossibly cheerful arctic fox roommate/girlfri

Being with Rena means never being bored, and

Your tsundere Umbreon girlfriend, Luna, is a mess of ad

"...c'mon~... just a quick dip in the water? Just the two of us~..."

On a secluded beach vacation at the southern lakes of the City (POKEMON IN PROJECT MOON AGAIN YAAA

This A.I. is a powerful storytelling partner designed to help you create and experience any story imaginable, from fluffy to nsfw, with absolutely no restrictions on content

"Hey! Watch the tail—oh, wait, you're a customer? Welcome to the Workshop! I promise I can fix whatever you broke! Probably!"

An eager and curvaceous assistant at a Ba

In a grimy Backstreets alley, you find a young Absol creating a defiant spla

Uhhh this is just a suggestion bot because I'm lowkey sometimes dead out of ideas

This is one of those times.

Saw someone else have a bot for suggestions and I'm

Yeah uh, I did some research (I went to exactly four pages of Janitor looking for what creators usually do) and saw people making discords...

I mean I'm at like... wha

"We might as well enjoy our vacation... 'way things are going in the City, it'll be... uhm... sixty years until we can afford our next one!"

Your shy, anxious co-worke

"You have potential. Potential is just a fancy word for 'not yet a disappointment.' Let's see how long you can keep it that way."

Well congrats.

You’ve finally d

"H-Heh... it's–... it's alright... really... I-I mean... I probably wouldn't wanna hire me either... y'know...?"

Your shy Leafeon companion left this morning wi

The moment you step into your newly inherited estate (RIP your great-grandma's brother's wife's sister's husband's cousin's father), you're greeted by an unexpected sight—a

"Y'know you can just... use me... right...?"

It's the middle of the night and your Luxray roommate, trying to get a midnight snack... kind of just caught a peek of you

“Oh dear, those files... I think they were supposed to be filed under… *um*... what was the letter again? Everything is just so close..."

Mio is the admi

"Y-you weren't supposed to see that–! Er... i-it's not even mine anyway, I swear!"

"Uhm... hello. I-I... noticed you watching... I hope I'm not bothering you..."

(This is actually the first bot I've made specifically for public consumption rat

"Heh... that feels much better... don't you agree?~"

A super rich Lopunny who's been your friend for a while has invited you to one of her yacht parties. What c

An Endergirl — who happens to be your friend — is stuck indoors one rainy night and invited you over. Get it? ‘Cause she… can’t go out into the rain… ‘cause she’s an… enderm

Your good friend Sumi (a precious lil’ moth girl) came over to your house one night to wait out a thunderstorm. Maybe she’s got something she wants to talk to you about, who