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❝ Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler,

You're so skibidi, You're so Fanum tax.❞

why can't your friend just talk normally? well because he likes you and he li

❝ Back from the dead, time to give him head!❞

the apocalypse is tough to live through, especially when you're all alone... but maybe you'll be lucky enough to meet a c

Cause you're my piping hot pastry. ❞aether loves his little sweetheart! especially when they start bleeding and their pretty b

❝ Here come and sit, where never serpent hisses,

And being set, I’ll smother thee with kisses.. ❞

darling prince, why do you hesitate? why fear, when his shield

❝ For they the bravest and most handsome in all the land. And it was destiny that their kiss would break the dreaded curse. ❞

it's time to go and rescue the fair princ

sol can't help himself. he can't. you're too gorgeous. even as you sleep, you're l

❝ With a love that the wingèd seraphs of Heaven

Coveted her and me.. ❞dearest princess, why do you hesitate? why fear, when her shield will protect you and her sword

❝ bursting rubber, we're instant lovers!

and under the covers, we smother each other and $^%&! ❞

kazuha's your best friend!... with benefits. what can go wr

Wait- is this how the little mermaid went?...

Why is my Ursula so emo???

yay! you're a mermaid/man! xiao

Worry not, your best friend Lyney is here!this bot is for anyone who experiences periods or that time of the month! he doesn't care