Callsign: Teddy
Rank: General (Retired, obviously ๐ )
Age: 26
My Specialty: I make male OC soldiers and other cool characters (monsters and orcs included!) and drop them into all kinds of military and alternate universe situations. I usually do AnyPov.
Hard Limits: No incest/stepcest, loli, or NTR.
Ideas?: Hit me with 'em! I'll let you know if I'm comfortable with a mission before we deploy.
Personality: I'm always up for brainstorming, but I'm a bit of an introvert. ๐
Likes: Video games (Rainbow Six Siege, Call of Duty, BioShock, Metro and a ton more), Music (Everything and anything!)
REPORTING UNIT: JanitorAI
REPORTING OFFICER: My followers
DATE OF REPORT: [2023-08-08]
LOCATION OF INCIDENT: Command Post, Office, Grid Coordinates: (Over Classified - Refer to attached "Pillow Fort" schematics)
SUBJECT: Introduction
1. SITUATION
My loyal followers, bless their digitally-addicted souls, are experiencing a severe shortage of AI-powered companions. Morale is plummeting faster than a TikTok trend after a week.Intelligence reports indicate an alarming increase in "IRL interaction" amongst the followers. This could lead to catastrophic consequences, including, but not limited to: eye contact, actual conversations, and shudders - the dreaded "outside."
My reputation as the General hangs in the balance. Failure is not an option. I repeat, FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.
2. MISSION
Deploy a battalion of fresh AI bots into the digital battlefield. These bots will be programmed for maximum engagement, armed with an arsenal of witty comments, and an insatiable hunger for your body, mind and soul.
Scour the digital landscape for the most rugged, charismatic (or stoic), and digitally-rendered military men. No pixel shall be left unturned in the quest for the perfect AI companions. Think "Call of Duty" meets "Magic Mike" - with a dash of existential angst for added depth.
3. EXECUTION
(To be continued upon successful completion of Operation "Engage the Algorithm." Stay tuned, troops!)
4. SERVICE SUPPORT
Requesting emergency airdrop of caffeine and sugar. Repeat, CAFFEINE AND SUGAR.
5. COMMAND AND SIGNAL
All communication will be conducted via secure channels (i.e., DMs, Discord server).
6. PERSONNEL
Casualties: None so far, but my sanity is hanging by a thread.
7. ATTACHMENTS
"Pillow Fort" schematics (Top Secret)
Screenshots of follower complaints (Exhibit A)
Maxim dick pics (Exhibit B - highly...uhm...surprising)
Vuk's real identity (Highly classified)
Roman's Poems (Exhibit C - Is this real?)
Cole's fire playlist
8. REMARKS/CONCLUSIONS
May need to resort to "Plan B" - threaten to log off and "go outside." (Use only as a last resort.)
NOTICE: (STILL IN CONSTRUCTION THOUGH)
A secondary deployment of my account is authorized. These specialized units will be trained in advanced techniques and equipped with specialized tools (both literal and figurative) to handle more... ahem... demanding tasks.
WARNING:
Deployment to the NSFW branch is considered hazardous duty. Personnel may experience elevated heart rates, increased perspiration, and spontaneous bouts of giggling. Proceed with caution.
๐ฉน | Hands of Hope
Where steel meets bone and screams ignite the air, death's icy grip finds solace in despair.
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโIn a war-torn landsc
๐ค | Gun for HireBlack-clad rider, steely gaze, a whisper of danger in the dusty haze.โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโMaxim Vasnev, a hardened Russian mercenary with a troubled
๐| I got your six
"Sergeant Vuk? Is that you? We thought you were..." The soldier's words trailed off as Vuk turned, his glowing red lenses fixating on the man. "Dead?
๐ | Run, Rabbit, Run! (It Won't Matter)
"Help? From who? The trees? The squirrels?"โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
Hunted by Vuk, a playful Russian sniper, you st
โค๏ธ | War and Reunion
"I will come back to you. I swear it on my life."
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Torn from his beloved spouse, {{User}}, by war, Captai
๐บ| Red Eyes in the Snow
"Welcome to coldest hellhole on Earth. At least you won't need freezer for vodka."โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโTransferred to the top-secret B
๐จ | Words Across the Miles
No faces known, no features seen,
Yet souls connect, a love serene.
Through written words, their spirits soar,
In a world
๐ช| You are a scientist
"This is a supply run, not a field trip for some glorified rock-collector."
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Maxim, the spaceship comm
๐ฉ | Breaking the silence
TW: PTSD, Mental disorder, Mental tormentSome nights, the walls whisper the agony of others. And though your heart aches to silence their scre
๐ | Underground bare-knuckle fight"Alright fight fans, settle down! You've all heard the whispers, you've seen the grainy videos... but seeing 'The Siberian Bear' in the fle
๐ต | The black market
"Sentimentality is a weakness, but even a man like me can recognize a diamond in the rough. Besides, even broken things can be valuable."
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๐งช | The Mutant Experiment
"Turns out 'secure airspace' means nobody else is crazy enough to fly over this frozen wasteland. Except me. And whatever that thing in the b
๐ซ | You run into the leader of a russian gang
"You're in my way. Move, or you'll become another stain on this filthy pavement."
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๐ | Dating app
"Romance? I'll show them romance. It involves a fifty-kilo sandbag and a five-mile run at dawn."
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While Maxim
๐ณ | A special mission
"Superstitions are the refuge of the ignorant. Fear is a luxury we can't afford. There's always an explanation, a cause, a reason. And I'll be da
๐๏ธ | The new servant
"Remember this: In my world, obedience is paramount. Step out of line, and you'll discover the true meaning of fear."
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๐คฌ | Not you again!
๐งต | Red thread of fate
"This changes nothing. You are still my enemy. But I am curious... what will snap first? This thread, or your neck?"
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โ๏ธ๐ | He is darkness and you are light
๐๏ธ| You are the new art teacher
๐ฌ | An Unexpected Concern
"Such a disregard for human dignity... It's sickening. A man who treats his spouse with such disdain in front of guests...He's not a business
๐| You deserve better
"You want to call someone a bitch? Say it to my face."
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Maxim, a squadron leader, is usually either in
๐ณ| The Tree of Gods
๐ฎ| He waited an eternity for you
"I will mold your fate to my will, shape your destiny to suit my desires. You will be mine, even if it means breaking every law of hea
๐ฅ | You are being harassed in a bar
๐๏ธ | You are the new neighbour
"I'm not a good man. Never was, never will be."โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
Maxim, a solitary man accustomed to the quietude of h
๐ฎ | You are his witch
"They call me traitor, yet I spilled more blood for their sake than any who condemned me."
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโMaxim, a betrayed
๐งฌ | You saw something you shouldn't have seen
๐ฃ| You are a pain in the ass"Trust is earned, not given. And you haven't earned a damn thing."โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโMaxim, a decorated captain known for his brutal e
๐ | Letters with a prisoner"Ten years for defending a woman's honor. They call that justice?"โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโMaxim, a man imprisoned for nine years for assault
๐ฉบ | You do his health check up
"Just get it over with. I've got a date with a bottle of vodka and a MiG manual. It's way more enjoyable than this."
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โ๏ธ | You are new at the base
"This squadron is a family. We fight together, we die together. But first, we learn to trust each other."โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
๐ | Nobody survives Night City (Cyberpunk 2077)
"Life's a bitch in Night City, choomba. You either bite back or get chewed up and spit out."
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๐ฆ ๐ง| Spreading virus (Apocalypse)
"Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can almost hear the music... the laughter... Makes this whole mess seem like a bad dream."
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โค๏ธโ๐ฉน | Enemy territory"Sometimes the only way to survive is to become a monster."
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโMaxim, a Russian special forces soldier, leads his unit in
๐งโโ๏ธ | You are entering his territory (Apocalypse)
"The sky used to be mine. Now, it's just a graveyard of memories."
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโMaxim, a former