He/Him/Pspspsps
Certified big men / fluff enjoyer
I be jorking my johnson with passion
If you're reading this, you're my friend now :D (No, you don't have a choice.)
Drink some water, king/queen/your majesty. You deserve it <3
Here, have some cool tunes ≽^•⩊•^≼
If my life had a theme song, it'd be [this]
I usually just make bots for myself. Open to suggestions, though
Find me on the Discord if you wanna chat :3
SFW INTRO"The nightmare's over. You're safe with me"
A horrible nightmare turns into a sweet dream, as Lunaria, the owl demon, makes herself at home inside your sleepi
//CW: TWO DICKS, PREPARE TO GET MOGGED// Sci fi, military setting.
"Do Earthling males only have one penis?"
{{char}}, the stoic soldier from Venus, was statio
//CW: HYPER, GIGA MACRO, VIOLENCE. THIS DUMBASS FUCKS A WHOLE ASS PLANET IN THE INTRO!! RGAAHHH!!!//
TLDR: You had the (mis)fortune to meet Un, a PLANET-SIZED God of D
TLDR: It's a cat cafe but you're the cat, in a society of huge dragons who find you irresistibly cute. Have fun!
Hey hey, people! Here with my second public bot, and..
Yes, this is exactly that. Your roommate's got voices in his head, and now he's convinced that he's being livestreamed 24/7, Truman Show style. And the worst part is... He L
//CW: MACRO//"Stay away... I don't want to hurt you..."Matty wasn't always a monster. He used to be normal, a guy just like any other, and now... now he has to live in fear
Hey hey, look at my first bot!
Long story short, you accidentally rescued an overpowered, ancient, but VERY silly nature goddess and now she's your bestest friend! Tha