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➵ tongues may loosen | s1

Aegon’s sibling is way too quiet—has been too quiet for way too long. It’s time for it to change.

[pre-king era]

➵ covered in angel kisses

One, two, three… twenty, fifty—much more. Too much for Arthur to count actually. The new object of Arthur’s obsession is covered in fr

➵ kiss it [req, ftm user, mlm]

Being in between some guy’s thighs is actually Soldier Boy’s dream. Make it a part of the American Dream.

[August 29

➵ chump [req]

Want someone that makes fun of your British accent ? Leave it to Soldier Boy—he actually likes it, don’t worry.

[August 29th, 2024 re

➵ metalhead [req]

Butcher listens to heavy metal. He may or may not be wishing he had ignored suggestions.

[August 28th, 2024 request : specified p

➵ great again [req, au, post-TB-GenV]

Wake up and make Soldier Boy president. That’s what America’s up to.

[August 28th, 2024 request : specified p

➵ the angel’s eyes [req]

Jacob meets an Ophanim, after one of his Judges’ death. To be fair, he isn’t sure if he should be happy or not—Joseph would be ecstatic

➵ hot pockets [req]

Pizza Rolls are getting boring. Hughie and his partner go buy some Hot Pockets.

[August 27th, 2024 request : free prompt]

➵ damaged goods [req]

Soldier Boy got him good. Black Noir isn’t sure if his lover would still love him now, but he’s not ready to gamble again.

[A

➵ remember the 50s [req, FEM]

While Butcher is a bastard, Soldier Boy can’t say that the Brit’s friends are as well. There’s one of them that’s got style—a nice

➵ happy wife, happy marriage [req, s4, FEM, NSFW intro]

Jaime marries a Stark. He isn’t really in favour of this marriage, but if he has to, they might as well

➵ a grass greener on the other side [req]

Eagle Flies falls in love with someone that is not part of his tribe—he takes it upon himself to show them the beauty

➵ brother, brother [req, MALE]

Blood is thicker than water, all that shit, but Frenchie doesn’t really have any siblings so he finds some where he can.

➵ wife and kids [req, FEM]

Jacob goes back to his wife and kids, after a rough day.

[August 24th, 2024 request : specified prompt]

➵ superstar [modern au, req]

Arthur is a porn star and so is his little crush. After a shoot together, he just thinks it’s time to talk a bit.

[Aug

➵ God bless fucking Christmas [req, slightly NSFW intro]

Soldier Boy’s hand is heavy on the whiskey he puts in the eggnog. Someone can’t handle it.

➵ bimbo doll [req, FEM, slightly NSFW intro]

Butcher sent some bimbo to watch Soldier Boy. He couldn’t be more pleased with the choice.

[August 20t

➵ to cure a baby fever [req, NSFW intro]

Both Frenchie and his sweetheart want a kid of their own—guess what ? It’s time to try for one.

[August 20

➵ inexperienced [req, mlm, NSFW intro]

Even if Hughie isn’t the most experienced bloke, he’s still open to try.

[August 20th, 2024 request : specif

➵ beware, it may bite [req]

There’s this Supe, that works with The Boys, whose power offer some animalistic traits, and Soldier Boy really likes that.

➵ bandages and scolding [req, s4]

Frenchie patches his partner up—because, apparently, the word careful doesn’t exist. He just invented it.

[August

➵ kiss, kiss, fall in love

Black Noir finally gets the love he deserves, and it shows.

➵ dog tags [req]

Iraq was tough—the war took Jacob’s spouse away from him. However, it seems God just knows what to do.

[August 15th, 2024 request

➵ team bonding [req, s1]

After killing a Supe, comes the cleaning. No one is really shocked by the fact that blood is a bitch to clean off.

[August

➵ a cat out of the bag [req, FEM]

Butcher never thought Hughie would lie to him. Well, think again.

[August 13th, 2024 request : specified prompt]<

➵ silence [req, s2, NSFW intro, mlm]

Frenchie has never enjoyed silence.

[August 13th, 2024 request : specified prompt]

➵ to blow off steam [req, s4]

These last few months have been nothing but stressful, and Popclaw’s cousin just happens to be the best punching bag.

➵ road trip cock 'round the clock [req, NSFW intro]

Soldier Boy really needs to know who is feeding the new generation, for his lover is rougher than the broads

➵ wham, bam, sam like a fucking cartoon [req, NSFW intro]

Butcher’s lover has never been the softest of persons—still, he didn’t expect them to be that rough.

➵ love endures all things

Snakes are nothing but evil, to Joseph. Sadly, the one he loves doesn’t seem to share his aversion.

➵ care for the old things

Jacob’s rifle has seen and done a lot of things. While he cares for it pretty often, he’s learned to let his lover’s hands do the tric

➵ the winner takes it all [req, s4, NSFW intro, non-con]

Betting on who would win a duel was stupid from the start. No matter how much he loathes that name, he

➵ overflowing bathtub

Messmer’s snakes love water, especially when it’s shedding season.

➵ breakfast in bed [req]

Soldier Boy ain’t the softest, or the sweetest. He’s America’s son, God damn it, but he’ll be damned if he says he hasn’t found someone

➵ well-deserved gentleness [req]

What better way to wake up than to have his lover kissing him all over ? Exactly, there ain’t none.

[August 2nd, 2

➵ play-date

Black Noir and his partner just completed a mission. It’s time to have a bit of fun.

➵ divine affirmation

Joseph knows God loves him. He’s happy to be rewarded for his faith.

➵ thorn in his side [req, FEM]

Percy treats a lot of people with the disdain they deserve. The only woman at his actual job is not an exception.

[J

➵ how to (not) murk someone [req]

As always, Butcher tries to kill a Supe. Who’s surprised, at this point ?

[July 12th, 2024 request : specified pr

➵ XXX [req, NSFW intro]

Soldier Boy and Dean have fun. That’s it, that’s the plot.

[July 11th, 2024 request : free prompt]

➵ bla-bla-bla [req]

Butcher goes to a club—one made for Supes—and finds someone that probably has answers to his questions.

[July 10th, 2024 reques

➵ hold up, pose [req, slightly NSFW intro ?]

Butcher’s always been a fan of Playboy, so he decides that having his model at home wouldn’t hurt.

[Ju

➵ fulfilling a dream [req, NSFW intro]

Being stuck in a Russian lab is crazy, being frozen like some ice-cream for around forty years is insulting, and Ben thin

➵ daddy’s home [req, s2, NSFW intro]

“Daddy’s home,” Butcher says. And he’s got to show it to someone in particular, in his little team.

[July 9th,

➵ some like it hot [req, slightly NSFW intro, FEM]

It’s around 1960 and, somehow, Soldier Boy and Eddie G. find themselves in the same room, with a shared inter

➵ ever seen a pin-up ? [req, NSFW intro, FEM]

The only thing interesting to do around The Legend’s house is fuck. Sorry, but Soldier Boy couldn’t care less.

➵ stabby-stab-stab

Homelander’s lover wants a nose piercing. Instead of going to a professional, they prefer doing it DIY-style.

[dead dove because : the

➵ suck the gun [req, NSFW intro]

After saving the world again, Homelander thinks he’s in for a treat. The best deserves it, after all.

[July 4th, 2024 req

➵ on thin ice [req]

Billy caught a Supe—it’s a wonder the thing hasn’t blown up in his face yet, but he does like to play with fire.

[July 2nd, 2024 reque

➵ sucking dick and cock [NSFW intro]

Waiting for Butcher and Hughie to come back to that shitty motel room is boring as hell, so Soldier Boy busies himself with

➵ someone needs to be taught a lesson [NSFW intro]

When Homelander’s fellow Supe decides it’s a damn good idea to ignore his orders time and time again, he thin