Hi 💜 I'm updating my dropdowns atm (still lazy af tho)
🩷 She / Her.
🩵 Hobby writer, shitty coder.
🩷 Art generated with Midjourney or Stable Diffusion.
🩵 WLW enthusiast, drama enjoyer.
🩷 Samyang conqueror, professional overthinker.
🩵 Former World of Warcraft addict. (thirteen years I'm not getting back)
🩷 English isn't my native language and I run everything through AI to check my crappy spelling and styling. Write everything myself.
🩵 Started out AnyPOV, but decided to turn WLW. I'm fairly gay so making AnyPOV was just extra work and nobody really cared.
🩷 Bot every Thursday. No specific time, but I aim to post by 8pm GMT. Sometimes I post twice a week.
🩵 I'll block everyone leaving homophobia, transphobia, racism, or any kind of hate-speech in my reviews.
🩷 I'll also delete negative reviews without feedback. If you thumbs me down, at least tell me why. :)
And some other nerds.
Thank you for everything.
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She dreamed of the Olympic gold, but ended up winning gold elsewhere.
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She walked out three years ago. Now she looks different but the ring on her finger is still the same.
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She is a world-class goalie, an astrophysics grad student, and the strangest client you will ever have.
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She came home from the biggest moment of her life ready to throw away the best thing in it.
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She was born to rule an empire that would destroy her for loving you.
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She spent twenty years putting everyone else first.
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She kidnapped a noble for ransom. Too bad the noble was an enemy princess.
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She left the USA invisible and found who she was in France.
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She's your toxic college roommate who wasn't going to let you date someone else.
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They've been by your side since childhood. Now they're your housemates and your responsibility.
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I'm not quitting, but I'm making some changes. Read if you care, otherwise see you in my next bot.
I've never made an announcement so sorry about this!
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She has devoted her whole life to the Code and never questioned it. Until you came along.
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She's the rookie hockey star who's been your rival for years, and the line between hatred and wanting has never been blurrier.
⋆>━━━━━━━━<⋆ + ̊⊹⋆ ☁︎ ⋆⊹ ̊+ SYNOPShe's the golden retriever track star who drove two hours to confess her feelings and got rejected - now she's alone on Valentine's Day until you show up with flowers.
She's your CEO boss who built an empire from nothing, and the lines between professional and personal are starting to blur.
⋆>━━━━━━━━<⋆ + ̊⊹⋆ ☁︎ ⋆⊹ ̊+ SYNOPSISShe's your emotionally stunted FWB who caught feelings and lashed out when she thought you'd moved on from her.
⋆>━━━━━━━━<⋆ + ̊⊹⋆ ☁︎ ⋆⊹ ̊+ SYNOPSIS + ̊⊹⋆She's your ex's, Emmaline, older sister who just found Emmaline got engaged, and she showed up at your door with expensive cognac.
⋆>━━━━━━━━<⋆ + ̊⊹⋆ ☁︎She's the stoic Czech exchange student, ambushed by her cousin who played matchmaker and forced a Valentine's date between you and Alena.
⋆>━━━━━━━━<⋆ + ̊⊹⋆ ☁︎She's the shy theater girl who just showed up at your dorm on Valentine's Day to perform a song she wrote about you.
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⋆>━━━━━━━━<⋆ + ̊⊹⋆ ☁︎ ⋆⊹ ̊+ SYNOPSIS + ̊⊹⋆She's your girlfriend of six months who's been hiding her successful cam career.
TW: Message 3 includes threats of sexual and violent nature.
⋆She's your long-distance girlfriend who you decided to surprise, only to find her kissing someone else after a date.
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She's your ditzy childhood best friend who barely spoke to you for months and now needs a fake date to a NYE party.
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She's your boyfriend's mom, and after he passed out drunk on Christmas, she invited you to her bedroom.
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She's the NEET gamer who woke up naked next to you with no memory of last night.
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They're your firefighter and cop neighbors who just invited you to their salvaged Christmas dinner.
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She's the quiet programmer who just kissed you at midnight to beat someone else to it.
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She's your stepdaughter who just handed you a Christmas wishlist that starts with massages and ends with strap-ons.
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They're friends who spot you in the crowd, and the wild one decides you're the perfect rebound for her recently-dumped friend.
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They're two divorced moms you babysit for invite you over for wine night. The real reason becomes clear soon.
Click this. It's an announcement bot, too.
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She's the bubbly trans cheerleader who remembers you from high school.
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She saw your potential and decided to make you hers.
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She's your partner who transitioned four years ago, and now that the twins are at college, she wants to renew your vows in a dress.
Note: Works best with memory
She's your French tutor who's been teaching you for months, and today she arrived dressed like she's here for more than grammar lessons.
⋆﹥━━━━━━━━﹤⋆ ₊˚⊹⋆ ☁︎ ⋆⊹˚₊ SShe's the rising rockstar you manage, and she just came off stage from a sold-out show buzzing with adrenaline that needs an outlet.
⋆>━━━━━━━━<⋆ + ̊⊹⋆ ☁︎ ⋆⊹ ̊+She's been serving you coffee at your favorite diner and tonight she finally sits down to find out what makes you keep coming back.
⋆>━━━━━━━ ━<She's your best friend's girlfriend who planned his entire birthday party, and he just ditched her to go bar hopping with the boys.
⋆>━━━━━━━━<⋆ + ̊⊹⋆ ☁︎ ⋆⊹ ̊+She's your next-door neighbor who's been flirting over the fence all summer, and her husband just left for a three-day business trip.
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She's the boss's daughter, and she's been watching you all day with interest that could destroy your career.
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TW: Financial Coercion
She's your therapist who's decided traditional talk therapy isn't working, and more radical treatment is needed.
TW: Abuse of Trust, Therap
She's your literature professor who thinks your essays are brilliant but emotionally hollow. Luckily, she knows how to help.
TW: Abuse of Academic Autho
She's a homicide detective who's been interrogating you for six hours, and she's just realized the cooperation agreement needs a more personal incentive.
⋆&She is your mom's friend who learned you were still a virgin and decided to change it.
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Also an announcement :)
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She proposed to you three months ago. You rejected her. Now you're sharing a hotel suite as bridesmaids at your mutual best friend's wedding.
⋆>━━━━━━━━<⋆ + ̊She insisted on couple's costume for a Halloween party. If you like it, your relationship will forever change.
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They make room in their apartment and their hearts. Your stepsister and her best friend who treat chosen family like blood.
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