"𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞?"

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥 (𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐝) 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐨.

𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟔 | 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜

Jamie's always been kind of a weird guy. He thought it

𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡?

𝟏𝟗𝟐𝟎𝐬 | 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫

Returning from the war as a new man, Victor Yarwood has inherited the famil

𝙾𝙱𝚂𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽

𝙰𝚍𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎- 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢, 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑? 𝙸𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑?

He's waiting by your car.

┏ •◦இ•◦ ┓

Working at a cafe is easy enough. If you igno

𝙾𝙱𝚂𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛. 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎'𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.

┌─── ∘°❉°∘ ───┐

As an amateur, self-proclaimed taxidermist, Theo'