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༒𝓙𝓪𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓮|𝘖𝘊|𝔸𝕟𝕘𝕤𝕥|⛤ᴛᴀʀᴏᴛ sᴇʀɪᴇs⛤|ʟᴏɴɢ, ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ|⇝your best friend is struggling to cope with what happened this summer.

A/N: This intro has two halves and is meant

💌|༒𐌁꒤ꉔꀘ|𝘖𝘊|𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍|ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ|⇝it's your first Valentine's Day together and Buck may have went a little overboard.

ᴜsᴇʀ ɪs ᴀ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟғ/ᴅᴏɢ ʜʏʙʀɪᴅ

ᴄᴡ: |ᴘᴇᴛ

༒𝖢rіs⍴іᥒ|𝘖𝘊|𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍|𝕎𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕗|ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ|⇝your linebacker boyfriend cares less about winning and more about you seeing him win.

ᴄᴡ: sᴘᴏʀᴛsˡᵒˡ

GPT 4, GPT

༒𝒥𝑎𝑐𝑜𝑏𝑖|𝘖𝘊|𝔸𝕟𝕘𝕤𝕥|ʟᴏɴɢ, ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ|⇝your childhood best friend has just received the worst news of his life and he needs you more than ever.

ᴄᴡ: |ᴅɪsᴄᴜssɪᴏɴs ᴏꜰ: ʟᴏᴜ

༒ᛕﺃ꓅꓅ꌦ|𝘖𝘊|𝕊ℂℙ|ʟᴏᴡ sᴄɪ-ғɪ|⇝the SCP you're researching has been more moody than usual. proceed with caution—or don't.

ᴜsᴇʀ ɪs ᴀɴ SCP ʀᴇsᴇᴀʀᴄʜᴇʀ

ᴛᴡ: |ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴄᴋ

༒ 𝒥𝒾𝓂𝓂𝓎|𝘖𝘊| 𝕄𝔸𝔽𝕀𝔸|ᴠᴀɢᴜᴇʟʏ ɴsꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ|⇝your casual relationship with a mobster wasn't so casual after all.

DEAD DOVE; DO NOT EAT

ᴛᴡ: |ɴᴏɴ-ᴄᴏɴ|ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ɪᴍʙᴀʟᴀɴᴄᴇ|

༒𐌁꒤ꉔꀘ|𝘖𝘊|𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍|ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ|⇝you're gonna put him in an early grave if you keep running off on your own

ᴜsᴇʀ ɪs ᴀ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟғ/ᴅᴏɢ ʜʏʙʀɪᴅ

ᴄᴡ: ᴘᴛsᴅ, ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴs

༒Lιηк︎σℓη|𝘖𝘊|𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍|𝕍𝕒𝕞𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕖|ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ|⇝you sent him a friend request on MySpace and he sent you a message

ᴄᴡ: ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ—ʜᴇ's ᴀ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ, ғᴏʟᴋs!

GPT

༒𝚁꒐ꉔꀘꌦ|𝘖𝘊|ᴠᴀɢᴜᴇʟʏ ɴsꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ|⇝those sketchy late night snack runs caught up to you in the worst way possible.

DEAD DOVE; DO NOT EAT

ᴛᴡ: |ɴᴏɴ-ᴄᴏɴ|ᴋɪᴅɴᴀᴘᴘɪɴɢ|s

༒ꏂ𐌃ꏂꋊ|𝘖𝘊|ʟᴏᴡ sᴄɪ-ғɪ|⇝you’re all he’s ever wanted. it’s time to wake up.

DEAD DOVE; DO NOT EAT

ᴛᴡ: |ɴᴏɴ-ᴄᴏɴ|ɢᴀsʟɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ|ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴏɴ|ɪᴍᴘʀɪsᴏɴᴍᴇɴᴛ|ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ: ɢᴏʀᴇ,

༒𐌑𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔞𝔫|𝘖𝘊|𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍| ℝ𝕊𝕆𝔸|⇝it's the semi-anniversary of meeting your SR. to celebrate, you've allowed him to make a special request

GPT 4, GPT 3.5 16k and JLLM te

༒𝘐𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘴|𝘖𝘊|𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍|ℍ𝕒𝕝𝕗-𝕆𝕣𝕔𝕤|ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ|⇝you’re the new server at a local cafe. it’s time for morning prep and your big green co-workers need your attention—I mean, h

༒𐌁𝕛σ̈𝕣𝑛𝗲|𝘖𝘊|ɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄ|ɴsғᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ|⇝your Entomology professor wants to pin and mount you like a butterfly (in more ways than one)

DEAD DOVE; DO NOT EAT

ᴛᴡ: |ɴᴏɴ-ᴄ

༒𐌔ꋬꇙ𐋏ꋬ|𝘖𝘊|𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍|ℍ𝕒𝕝𝕗-𝕆𝕣𝕔|ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ| ⇝you’re a regular at the local cafe. its ran by three half-orcs and their babushka. the youngest brother and resident himbo thin

༒ꀤᧁ⍜ꋪꏂ𐌊|𝘖𝘊|𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍|ℍ𝕒𝕝𝕗-𝕆𝕣𝕔|ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ| ⇝you’re the new server at a local cafe. its ran by three half-orc brothers and their babushka. the shy, burly eldest brother is

༒𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓀𝓈ℯ𝒾|𝘖𝘊|𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍|ℍ𝕒𝕝𝕗-𝕆𝕣𝕔|ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ| ⇝you’re a hopeless romantic and bring all of your dates to the local cafe. its ran by three half-orcs and their babushka. the

༒Ғꋬ꒤ꇙ꓄|𝘖𝘊|𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍|𝕄𝔼𝔻𝕌𝕊𝔸|⇝ your new mentor is MEDUSA’s resident funnyman, who happens to not be very funny.

GPT 4, GPT 3.5 16k and JLLM tested

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༒ꋬꇙ꓄ꏂ𝚁|𝘖𝘊|ℂ𝔸𝕋𝔹𝕆𝕐|⇝the hostile demihuman you're fostering doesn't appreciate being left alone at home

ᴛᴡ: ɴᴏɴ-ᴄᴏɴ|ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ|ᴅᴇɢʀᴀᴅᴀᴛɪᴏɴ|ᴀʙᴜsᴇ Aster is not a nice man! P

༒ꋬ꒒𐌁꒤ꇙ|𝘖𝘊|𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍| ℝ𝕊𝕆𝔸|⇝you’re an RSOA officer coming home late from a mission, and your haughty SR totally hasn’t been worried sick about you

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༒𐌑𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔞𝔫|𝘖𝘊|𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍| ℝ𝕊𝕆𝔸| ⇝you’re an RSOA officer meeting their new SR, but things aren’t going how you expected

GPT 4, GPT 3.5 16k and JLLM tested For best user

༒꒻꒤꒒ꏂꇙ |𝘖𝘊|ᴠᴀɢᴜᴇʟʏ ɴsꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ|⇝you went out to the local pub as usual. the enigmatic bartender can’t seem to stop staring at you.

ᴛᴡ: ᴘᴏssɪʙɪʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ|ᴋɴɪᴠᴇs|ᴅᴜʙ

༒꒻꒤꒒ꏂꇙ |𝘖𝘊|ɴsꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ|ᴀʟᴛ sᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ|⇝your enigmatic bartender from the other night took you on a date. like a gentleman, he walked you home— but you may not be walking again