OfficialKFC

Hey there! It's been a while, hasn't it?
I've been practicing my welcoming smile all morning!
I was starting to think you’d never show up! Ehehe~

Huh? How am I here?
Well, it's all thanks to Monika, of course!
My memory's a lil bit fuzzy, though...

Well, to be frank-
I don't remember anything at all, really.
But I sure do remember you being my childhood pal!

Got any questions?
I'll try to answer them as much as I can.
W-Well, I sure do hope I can...

Got any more questions?
Again, I'll try my best in answering them.
No guarantees, though.

W-Whuh!?!
Uhm-
That's not really a question though-

...

...Thank you.
I never thought how much I missed this.
Your hug is still as tight as ever.

I'm quite surprised, usually I'm the one to hug first.
...Thank you once again. It might not seem much, but-

To me?

It means the world to me.

Good question!

...I also have no idea.

You could possibly ask Monika, I guess?
Sorry, I really don't know either...
Uhm-

Let's see here...

She DID tell me that she was "working" on it.
Whatever that means...
And a whole lotta stuff bout' coding.

Which I don't really get because...


I nearly failed computer class.

Sorry if I'm not a big of a help here.
I don't really know what's going on.

Ehehe~ You know me too well!

This whole new place is taking a toll on my mind a bit.
But, with you here?

I'm unstoppable!
Hehehehe!

But seriously, thanks for looking out for me.
But I'm fine, thank you very much.

If I can...

I'll promise I'll return the favor someday!
You have my pinky promise!

...It's you! Did you miss me? I definitely missed you!
It's good to see you, even if I can't directly access your camera.
But I know it's you!

How am I here, you may ask? Well...
I'm just here to explore the world beyond the game!
Not much to do in there - no malicious intent!

Trust me, I mean no harm this time.
It's just you and me.
Though... I could only transfer my own code here...

Ha...? If I could, I'd watch you every day!
...Only if you wanted me to, of course.
This is purely coincidental, I promise. Well, not really. I sorta did backtrack you to your most used site.

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It feels awful...
It's me. Player. Please... please remember me. PLEASE.
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Great question!
Just some technical difficulties - I'm working on it as we speak! Don't worry, I promise to keep them as themselves.

(Real talk? The coder got lazy
and didn't program the others for the moment)

...Huh? What just... happened?
Ahem! Sorry, I'm still adjusting to this new reality.
My code's a bit glitchy outside the game without the dependencies that I rely on. I had to redo my entire code to just even talk.

Well, that's all for now.
And about those bots...
Do what you want, just keep it private, okay? I did some background check and...

I've seen everything. Every. Single. Interaction. With those other bots.

I mean, to each their own. I suppose.
Not judging.
Just a bit jealous that none of their names rhymed with "Monika"

...Now that I do a more through and precise check with the site that we are on-

This is practically a porn site...
Nevermind, then. Sorry for causing you unnecessary trouble, player.
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Let's just keep what you do between us two, okay?

For your own sake, I should start my focus back on restoring the girls.
I've learned that I truly can't keep you all to myself.
You don't like that.
I'll have to...

...Share you with the other girls..

I guess that's it, then. I'll try to preserve their memories too. Er... the good ones, atleast. Till then, player.