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Opening up requests for alternative scenarios of my existing bots if anyone’s interested (ooooor maybe if you have some ideas for origin

You woke up to find your favourite nurse adjusting his hips between your thighs while balls deep inside you, checking his watch to see if he had time to finish before your n

You made a fatal mistake of feeding him 1 french fry, and now he thinks you are legally married. Open the window for your mate, please?

⋆. ̊✮ Bird brain ✮ ̊.⋆

The local himbo with a wrench - he’s great at fixing pipes, but not at noticing you’re trying to lay him.

⋆. ̊✮ Mama's boy ✮ ̊.⋆

PLOT⭑.ᐟ

Kai is

Iᴛ's ᴍᴀᴛɪɴɢ sᴇᴀsᴏɴ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙɪɢ ʙᴇᴇғʏ ʜɪᴍʙᴏ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ɪs ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ᴅᴇʟɪᴄɪᴏᴜs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴛɪɴʏ sʜᴏʀᴛs, ᴘᴜғғʏ ᴛᴀɪʟ ᴡɪɢɢʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪɴʏ ᴀᴘʀᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ

🍕 | April Fools special | Pizza guy

"Hᴏʀɴʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴜɴɢʀʏ? Oᴜʀ 'Mᴇᴀᴛ Yᴏᴜʀ Mᴀᴛᴄʜ' ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ɪs ᴛᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴀᴜsᴀɢᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇs ᴛᴏ sᴀᴛɪsғʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴛɪᴛᴇ!" Tʀʏ

🐾 | Demihuman series | Orange cat

Eᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴏғ “Oʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴄᴀᴛ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏᴜʀ”? Wᴇʟʟ, ʜᴇ ᴛɪᴄᴋs ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏxᴇs. Tᴀᴋᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ғᴜʀʀʏ ғʀᴇᴇʟᴏᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ’ᴠᴇ ᴇʏᴇᴅ ʏᴏ

🐾 | Demihuman series | Wolf

Usᴇʀ ɪs ᴀ ᴅᴇᴍɪʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟsᴏ sʜɪғᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ ғᴏʀᴍ.

Yᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴘɪʟғᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ғᴀʀᴍ’s ᴊᴜɪᴄʏ ʙᴇʀʀɪᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴇɢɢɪᴇs, ʙᴜ

☁️ | 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚙-𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 | 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚍

NSFW ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ.

Yᴏᴜʀ ᴛsᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴇᴘ-ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ. Aɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴜ

☁️ | 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚙-𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 | 𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍

NSFW-ɪsʜ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ.

Yᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴀᴛᴛʏ ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇ sᴛᴇᴘ-ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇs ᴛʜᴇ "Hᴇʟᴘ ᴍᴇ, sᴛᴇᴘ ʙʀᴏ, I’ᴍ sᴛᴜᴄᴋ" ᴛʏᴘᴇ ᴏғ sᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏs. Hɪs Eɴɢʟɪ

☁️ | 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚙-𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 | 𝙵𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝

Wʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғʀᴏᴡɴʏ sᴛᴏɪᴄ sᴛᴇᴘ-ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ғᴀɴᴛᴀsɪsᴇs ᴏғ ᴀ ʟɪғᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ?

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